Sweet potatoes are like turnip, no one holds a middle ground on them.
Maybe try Jamaican sweet potato if you can get them because they're much tastier. Jamaican sprinters also swear by them.
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Sweet potatoes are like turnip, no one holds a middle ground on them.
Maybe try Jamaican sweet potato if you can get them because they're much tastier. Jamaican sprinters also swear by them.
Idol the colon expert-- more time in pipes than Mario. :P
You're wife really needs to hide what she's been up to better.
Anyone ever modded a Wii? I pulled out my old one and was thinking of putting a bunch of old retro games on it. Is there a good site for grabbing all that? Like a bulk download...? I've seen some systems online where people have like 3600 retro games from various systems and shirley they aren't grabbing those individually. :unsure:
edit: found something called "romsets". Thats what I was looking for.
The Shield TV is supposed to be really good for running emulators. I'm too gnu to have details, but was one of the things I stumbled across when I was deciding to purchase.
orly? Lemmie look into that then bc it has good controllers for that.
Been watching all the 'murican horror stories on Netflix, they're good, never seen them before lyke and going through them backwards (gay secks reference).
Started with the newest one, Cult. It was... OK. Then watched Roanoke, that was very good! And now I've almost finished Hotel. Hotel is also very good and stars a popular music singer called lady gaga. Admittedly I didn't know what she even looked like before watching Hotel, I would rim her into next week.
I've been watching them the other way around, since I'm not a homo.
Not gotten to the hotel one yet, tho. My favourite thus far is the first season, and my least favourite is the freakshow.
The one with the coven isn't much of a horror story, though, IMO. It was more like something that could have been a part of True Blood or something, but I still liked that better than the freakshow, which actually puts me off a bit.
Done. Sorta. Took about an hour and some clunky installations but got it all setup. Only problem is theres like a half second of input lag from controller to game so it makes playing almost anything at all very difficult. I’m assuming the lag is within the emulator and not the shield.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Looking into something called RetroX right now. It's 12 dollars for life but is the best option from what I've read.
I came across the same positive comments for RetroX.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skiz
Anyone mod the Nintendo Switch?
My first official conscious act of 2018 is vaping on the toilet whilst posting from my mobile Internet telephone. This truly is the future.
Not yet. This process sounds like it requires two hands. It's not the future if you're a prisoner in your own bathroom because you can't wipe.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Woke up at 4am this morning, couldn't get back to sleep so I watched the matrix 3. I have no idea why, I have such luxuries as Netflix featuring many other moviefilms but I had never seen the third and final matrix. It turns out a giant baby face rules the normal world, made out of those sentinel robots :idunno:
Spoilers above.
I'm surprised that watching Matrix 3 didn't put you to sleep.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Apparently things like this are only a threat to democracy when they happen in places like Russia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TglP5YUxr1k
I got one. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Mulatto. Bet it doesn't even know the lyrics to any Wu Tang Clan songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJk0p-98Xzc
You shut yer goddam commie mouth, pinko!Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Ahoisup, gayboys :ghey:
Been playing loads of PUBG on t'xbox its absolute kwality! Got all the way to #2 today, 1 cunt stood in the way of a chicken dinner, had no bullets or cover and he had both :dabs:
You haven't specified if you got butt kicked.
Any internet pretend combat you can walk away from is a good one.Quote:
Originally Posted by dion09529
Speaking of rimming, 1995 Salma Hayek is a thing of perfection. I watched Desperado last night, she had a secks scene in it. It made my nipples moist.
In a perfect world, that driver would have lost teeth in the collision. Woman. We'll say the driver was a woman. Or from Florida.
I'd tell you the joke about the pencil, but it'd be no point.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
I think the funniest part of your joke is that you managed to mangle the English to the point of fucking it up. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by dion09529I'd tell you the joke about the pencil, but it'd be no point.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
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Originally Posted by megabytemeQuote:
Originally Posted by dion09529
I think the funniest part of your joke is that you managed to mangle the English to the point of fucking it up. :lol:
Do you make moneys on it on the xbawx? On the PC, I keep earning crates, which I sell four fore squids. :smilie4:
A man's walked in to an iron bar, and whoops. He's hit his head. :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeI think the funniest part of your joke is that you managed to mangle the English to the point of fucking it up. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by dion09529
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In other news.
How do you call a guy who quit diet?Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeI think the funniest part of your joke is that you managed to mangle the English to the point of fucking it up. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by dion09529
A deserter!
:dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by dion09529How do you call a guy who quit diet?Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
A desserter!
Actually, given the first sentence the answer would be more in the way "You call him on the phone".Quote:
Originally Posted by dion09529
I now think you may be misrepresenting yourself and are more likely in reality a Cambridge professor of linguistics just trying to pass himself off as a semi-literate comedian with low self esteem for the jollies.
I didn't bother correcting him on that part because I don't believe I've ever heard/seen an Eastern European get that right. :idunno:
I in turn didn't point out it should either have been "dieting" or "his diet" because in dion's country they tar and feather idiots.
I mean the ones they don't drown.
Their efforts don't seem to be working. You sure they are eliminating the dumb ones? :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Considering Borat is their president, I assume it's not a very high bar.
Edit. Sorry, for a moment I forgot which country you are from, Meg.
Ian Mc Shane is the current president of England and he's doing a damn fine job. He's already banned fucking cunts and cunt crime is on the down, the question is though, what's he going to do about all these fucking cunts??
Good choice. I assume Sean Connery wasn't eligible for the job because he's a Scottish Terrier.