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IdolEyes787
Finished building my new money pit computer. :mellow:
It was either spend way too much money or infantile stuff or give to charity, so I guess suck it, hungry children.
There are two kinds of starving children. The first is jealous of your new computer, so it's obvious that type of kid is undeserving of your generosity.
Then there's the other type that is genuinely happy that your good fortune has enabled you to own such a nice computer. Since the kid supports your decision, you don't need to feel any guilt about your purchase.
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IdolEyes787
Forced confessions are a common tactic of Japanese police, so they had to let the occasional psycho walk free to maintain balance(?).
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IdolEyes787
Finished building my new money pit computer. :mellow:
It was either spend way too much money or infantile stuff or give to charity, so I guess suck it, hungry children.
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megabyteme
There are two kinds of starving children. The first is jealous of your new computer, so it's obvious that type of kid is undeserving of your generosity.
Then there's the other type that is genuinely happy that your good fortune has enabled you to own such a nice computer. Since the kid supports your decision, you don't need to feel any guilt about your purchase.
We're overthinking this. It was clear from the beginning that being poor causes these problems, yet they chose it anyway. You didn't influence that decision and are not responsible for it. :noes:
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If there's one thing we've learned from the Chinese is that starving children can work at least as hard as grown men.
Nike, Apple, and FoxConn are always looking for fresh meat energetic youth with no meddling families flexible schedules.
So not only are they poor decision makers, but also very very lazy.
More and more I believe you made the right decision, Idol. Supplying them with food and clothing would only continue their dependence cycle.
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Wasn't it the great Greek philosopher Playdough who theorized that if you make good food, you are allowed to get away with some moral sketchiness. See also Southern Fried Chicken.
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megabyteme
There are two kinds of starving children. The first is jealous of your new computer....
I was actually going for being the envy of grown men who collect action figures but I guess one takes what one can get.
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Nike, Apple, and FoxConn are always looking for fresh meat energetic youth with no meddling families flexible schedules.
These aren't anti-suicide nets, they are meant to capture your dreams! :mushy:
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IdolEyes787
Wasn't it the great Greek philosopher Playdough who theorized that if you make good food, you are allowed to get away with some moral sketchiness.
Well, it would work on me. His namesake ingredient tastes too bland, though...
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IdolEyes787
Wasn't it the great Greek philosopher Playdough who theorized that if you make good food, you are allowed to get away with some moral sketchiness.
Well, it would work on me. His namesake ingredient tastes too bland, though...
Idol says everything tastes better with penis.
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It must have eaten at your dad never to have had a son.
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It must have eaten at your dad never to have had a son.
No more than the pain it caused me to never have a true father. :cry:
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If being raised by the streets is good enough for Daredevil, it's good enough for you.
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No more than the pain it caused me to never have a true father. :cry:
The good thing is, you didn't let this become a cycle :)
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Tesla CEO and Twitter chief Elon Musk says that former FTX CEO Sam Bankman-Fried (SBF) probably donated over $1 billion to support the Democratic Party, which would be a much larger sum than the number publicly disclosed. Many people slammed Musk for making accusations without providing proof. “This statement is so unbelievably irresponsible,” one commented.
Huh...seems to be slanted towards supporting the Republicans. :idunno:
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That's right! Guys like RealtY pay a fortune for her onlyfans page. :snooty:
Donations well spent! Don't laugh so hard, she'll be making more than you in two months.
You should take some Ukrainian girls in next, I love the idea of supporting refugees with my other hand.
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Musk stole my idea :angry:
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If a sane man were the richest person in the World, he wouldn't be wasting time on Twitter. Castle in a warm climate by a lake. Pagani Huayra. Pussy. Everything else is madness.
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If I had a nickel for every dollar of 'support' I've given Ukrainian cam girls...they'd get those nickels too!
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Trump Organization found guilty on all counts of criminal tax fraud.
However no actual people were charged for any crime because the corporation was sentient and acting independently. :unsure:
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Meg!:O
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enuOArEfqGo
Soprano kicks in about 3'30". OMG.OMG.OMG.
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If Hershel Walker wins it might literally be time to nuke Georgia.
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WOWOWOWOWOW WOW!!
Like the Ode to Joy, you just don't play these unless you have the talent, resources, equipment-- and a BIG set of balls.
These guys brought it.
In case you didn't see these...
https://youtu.be/DT1NJwEi6nw
https://youtu.be/efdswXXjnBA
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CANDIDATE PARTY PCT.
R. Warnock* Dem. 50.6%
H. Walker Rep. 49.4%
Insane that these races are so close.
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Coincidentally I just watched Once Upon a Time in the West and all I have to say is that you brought two too many.
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I purchased video versions of Morricone Duel and both of their space themed performances last night. Didn't want these to suddenly not be available.
Morricone has a way of blending so much together that it is misleading lyrics simple-- watching the performances shows how much is involved.
Thank you for sharing this find!
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Poor merkins. They seem to lose at everything. :emo:
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What did we lose?
Edit-- That Cup thing, I guess. How well did you guys do in the Superbowl this year? NASCAR? Miss USA pageant? :snooty:
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Really the only two global sporting events of real significance are the World Cup and the Olympics and America has pretty much dominated the Olympics since basically forever. They've also won the Women's World Cup more than any other nation. They're still a bunch of warmongering cunts though.
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Zolinski and the spirit of the Ukrainian people is the Time person of the year. Unless you are a Republican-- then for some unknown reason you want them to surrender to Russia.
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Zolinski and the spirit of the Ukrainian people sounds like the next book in the Harry Potter series.
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Did you hear about Putimort and the shitty staircase? I'm hoping the next chapter involves an open window and unpaid henchmen...
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https://filesharingtalk.com/threads/...70#post3888370
Listening to Christmas music is racist. He's from England so, colonialist, so, obviously.
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Christmas music? That must be from the same genius who invented reaction videos and planking.
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Two for $3, and you get a free refill on your soda. By the way, that signature has not aged well :)
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Well I want to win the internet haha it is a very funny thread hahah I just joined the site but I feel I will spend most of my time here haha
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Don't forget to breathe, nya.
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Please don't laugh. Meg's had this phobia about laughter ever since he first started having sex.
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It's okay to laugh. Just don't point.
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I think everyone here died of laugher lol