Last one to post wins the internets

I try to avoid winning the internets-- too much responsibility. :fear:

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Originally Posted by JPaul

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

If she doesn't want to see photos of you with your chap hanging out and some burd half naked, slumped over a bin then she shouldn't look through your phone! :snooty:

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Exactly, if anything something else is the victim here.

Now there's a sentence I never thought I would have a use for.

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I went out last night, bumped in to the girl from the photos. It turns out that I was super high on new years eve, met her, fed her and a friend of mine some goofballs, then left them for another party. They're now a happy couple. I feel toetally justified. Mrs Something Else agreed that when, on the very rare occasion I don't fully remember what I did on a night out, it's a safe bet that I was mothering strangers. It's my deep, hidden, thing. I'm not sure why. It makes me comfortable to know everyone is happy and having a good thyme, or something else. :emo:

You, high on clarky cat stalked an elderly couple, followed them home and drugged them then sewed their mouths to each others arses and took pictures. Mrs something else found the pictures and in fear of deportation (due to Trump) has agreed to keep your secret but now lives in terror knowing what you're capable of :fear:

:lol: :earl:

Quality Brass Eye reference. I can't deny any of it.

Started watching that new Tom Hardy tellybawx program on the British Broadcasting Corporation's channel. Taboo its called, it was proper good despite Hardy being a massive nob.

I clicked on this linky and noticed a friend of mine doing some kind of video comedianism.

http://bbc.in/2j3abWb

The next time you hear from me, I will be a pod person.

After becoming a pod person, life is very different. I am staying in a what many would consider a tiny room even by Hong Kong standards, where going to the bathroom and showering requires that you are at least able to complete an audition for Cirque de Soleil. However, I find it roomy. I think it's a place typically meant for banging street walkers (though they seem to be stationary every time I go in and out... of the building).

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

After becoming a pod person, life is very different. I am staying in a what many would consider a tiny room even by Hong Kong standards, where going to the bathroom and showering requires that you are at least able to complete an audition for Cirque de Soleil. However, I find it roomy. I think it's a place typically meant for banging street walkers (though they seem to be stationary every time I go in and out... of the building).

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Hoi, JP Lyke. I've been going through each series of Still Game on Netflix. I'm halfway through them now, they're smashing. Just watched big Innes scare all the neds off the estate, curl out a monster then got back on the Miduri and smashed up The Clansman.