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The problem having a howitzer in your front yard is there's hardly any room for escalation.

Howitzers have an effective range of dozens of miles which means that if no one created weapons like this then no one would have to give an actual fuck about an enemy who's 18 miles away. Kind of seems self-defeating.

That's what I admire about sharks, don't get in their face and they won't in turn give you any grief. Sharks are more civilized than howitzers.

Also rattlesnakes. Everyone is always ragging on rattlesnakes but you have to get really really close to a diamondback before it becomes a threat.

In other news, Velma is now ghey. Weirdly someone felt the need to say this explicitly while leaving all the people who are straight in Scooby Doo still open to speculation.

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Originally Posted by j2k4

I have a Howitzer in the front yard; it's pretty cool. :)

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What's the plan against home invaders and/or wild animals capable of counterbattery fire?

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All the wild animals are friends of mine, and no one in their Right (or Left) mind would attempt to invade.

All of my extraordinarily capable human neighbors are allies.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

The problem having a howitzer in your front yard is there's hardly any room for escalation.

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I have a variety of ordinance (no nukes).

The phophorus shells are kinda phun.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Howitzers have an effective range of dozens of miles which means that if no one created weapons like this then no one would have to give an actual fuck about an enemy who's 18 miles away. Kind of seems self-defeating.

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I have a 'frenemy' who lives precisely 18 miles away, as the crow flies.

I take pains to let him know this, and his behavior has been passable, so.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

The problem having a howitzer in your front yard is there's hardly any room for escalation.

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That's assuming everyone respects the limit of one howitzer per front yard mandated by the Make America Great Again Act, but criminals don't follow the law by definition. :no:

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Also rattlesnakes. Everyone is always ragging on rattlesnakes but you have to get really really close to a diamondback before it becomes a threat.

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Rattlesnakes audibly warn you that they're dangerous and should not be fucked with before potentially ruining your day/life. That alone makes them rank higher than many humans.

With that said, most snakes are peaceful^*. Can you spot her chilling on the ssssssssofa?

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

In other news, Velma is now ghey. Weirdly someone felt the need to say this explicitly while leaving all the people who are straight in Scooby Doo still open to speculation.

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I always thought Fred and Daphne were swingers. We'll see.