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We stayed at a Travel Lodge up at Alton Towers. Get you with your Premier Inn... :snooty:

Macky is right - there were warning signs not to shower with the door open because the steam could set the alarms off, so I guess by that logic you would be safe enough vaping in the shower with the door closed :unsure:

We complained about the room though and got a partial refund. A previous guest had doctored the bathroom mirror so that when it steamed up there was a depiction of a massive cawk and bawls displayed on it.

Quite funny really, but pretty hard to explain to a 7 year old :pinch:

I've seen those signs and sucked on my electric fag regardless, nothing happened.
If it did, my plan was to say that I don't own any vaping paraphernalia so their equipment must be faulty.

I don't think hotel staff have the authority to strip search you yet but if we leave the EU they might. So my plan might only be good for not less than 18 months.

Protip: if the alarm goes off from vaping, quickly set fire to the bed to avoid the fine.

First episode of Season 3 of Black Mirror was spot-on superb. Second one... not so much.

Will watch a couple more tonight and let you know how it goes.

Most of these new shows sucks cock meat sandwich

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

First episode of Season 3 of Black Mirror was spot-on superb. Second one... not so much.

Will watch a couple more tonight and let you know how it goes.

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I have good hopes for that continued series. Excited to see the first episode, which I *may* have already downloaded (hypothetically).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pySjgqKQAGY

http://www.419eater.com/html/booked.htm

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Originally Posted by bonetee

Most of these new shows sucks cock meat sandwich

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They're usually called chicken sandwiches.

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

Sounds like you're asking me to lay down and die, Sir! :snooty:

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Die on your feet, like a real man, or be a total wimp and keep living.

By the way, I wasn't saying you were a douche for wrapping your tender lips around those little e-fags, but rather I was referring to the obnoxiously large, concentrated clouds, which would be more likely to trigger a smoke detector. I appropriated douche as an adjective instead of saying obnoxiously large because I had referenced shower steam. It all fits together perfectly in my mind, you venereal juice gargler.