Last one to post wins the internets

Your spam is so much better than mine... :(

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Hello, my victim.
I know your password - [something I actually used many, many years ago]

This is my last warning.

I write you inasmuch as I set a trojan on the web site with pornography which you have visited.
My spyware grabbed all your own personal data and switched on your web cam which grabbed the procedure of your masturbation.
Soon after that trojan stored your contact list.
I'll eliminate the compromising movie and all the information if you pay me 500 USD in bitcoin.
This is wallet address for payment : 1NvY4BenHfDvLjHuxiADMfzwcX7tfXg9t2
(you can google on "how to buy bitcoin")

I give you twenty four hours when you see my email to make the payment.
The moment you see the email I'll know it right away.
It is maybe not essential to inform me that you have sent money to me. That address is related to you, my system will eliminate every thing instantly after payment confirmation.
You are able to visit the authorities but no one can not help you.
In the event that you try to cheat me, I'll notice it immediately!
I do not live in your country. So no one can not monitor my area even for 9 months.
Don't forget about the disgrace. Your life may be ruined.

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Originally Posted by Caballero

Your spam is so much better than mine... :(

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Fufu, that one would fail on so many levels if I were to receive it. I taped and unplugged my webcam, don't use porn streaming sites (buffering delays suck) and don't have a contact list :P

Yea, those spam emails are stupid. I have never signed up to Facebook, Instagram, logged into any porn or dating sites, don't have a webcam (would put electrical tape over it, if I did), no microphones.

I watched a special on TV about people who believe those scams and send money. Then then have to send more money because some other issue pops up. Very sad!

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/1..._malware_hack/

After reading this, I unplugged both my laptop's microphone and speakers... due to placement and size, all laptop speakers sound as great as a crunched soda can anyway. I heard someone went even one step further and soldered a resistor to his audio pins, to be absolutely sure they were unusable.

On a desktop computer you can just disconnect or turn them off when unused.

Damn you, anon! I clicked your link and it recorded me masturbating...

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Damn you, anon! I clicked your link and it recorded me masturbating...

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The really embarrassing part is that he was on a laptop in a Starbucks at the time.

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OK!!! Now who saw this coming!!!!! I mean i know Ireland can relate to suicide bombers in everything but WOW!!!!!!!!

Nothing really does compare!!!!

https://www.irishpost.com/entertainm...s-islam-161261

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This is really fucked up!!!!!!! And what just happened in the UFC!! Mcgregor is going to have to find a new song to walk to the ring...


Edit: I should say i first saw this posted in the Jerusalem Post

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Originally Posted by shaina

OK!!! Now who saw this coming!!!!!

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She's been crazy for years now and religion has always been a convenient refuge for a certain class of nutbar. Nothing should be read into the fact that it's Isam except maybe she knows that it would piss the most people off.

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Originally Posted by shaina

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I don't need to be faster than the bear, I just need figure out what I'm doing riding my bike in short sleeves in the winter.