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That's unrealistic. We already have high-capacity magazine bans to make sure you can't kill anyone more than 10 times without having to reload.
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Bullets have gotten expensive! Like $1 to $2 per shot or more. It's getting so bad that rich Republicans will have to create subsidies for ammo so poor Republicans can keep threat levels high enough that minorities won't feel safe enough to vote at the polls.
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One of the advantages of murdering with a crossbow is that the ammo is reusable. Poor white supremacists really need to think these things through.
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Not to blaspheme but Shinzo Abe, Jesus fucking Christ.
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Man, the World's in a dark place. I had to go to a Federal government building today for the first time in many years and even in my sleepy little town, the fucking place now resembles an armed camp. Guards, workers behind bulletproof glass, areas with access only through biometrics.
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They knew you were coming.
Yeah, it's sad that everything has to be made psycho-proof.
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Please get your terminology straight, or else I will have to beat you to within an inch of your life.
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Psychopaths tend to be more manipulative, can be seen by others as more charming, lead a semblance of a normal life, and minimize risk in criminal activities. Sociopaths tend to be more erratic, rage-prone, and unable to lead as much of a normal life.
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What is wrong with guns?
Being on the opposite side of the handle.
So you have beef with the second amendment?
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Psychopath sounds more dangerous. Sociopath just sounds like some kind of crazy who never leaves the house except to mow his lawn and ride his bicycle...oh...
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Being on the opposite side of the handle.
So you have beef with the second amendment?
No matter what political position one has on guns, if you are on the opposite end of the handle, you most definitely have a gun problem.
I'm honestly torn on the subject of guns. In a safe environment/society, they seem to be of more danger than good. However, after having riots in my downtown area, then having a homeless camp formed (by our mayor) about a mile from my home, I began to purchase a few in the last 6 months.
Also, the ones available now are pretty f-ing awesome!
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Also, the ones available now are pretty f-ing awesome![
Apparently guns are a lot like the Grand Canyon and sunsets if the the Grand Canyon or sunsets were intent on murdering something.
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IdolEyes787
Shinzo Abe
This was highly surprising news, since violent crime is very rare in Japan. Considering who the victim is and the stated motive for the murder, Japanese Travis Bickle has a good chance of getting the death penalty.
In another blow to weebs worldwide, Kazuki Takahashi (the mastermind behind Yu-Gi-Oh) was found dead from what appears to be a diving accident.
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Man, the World's in a dark place. I had to go to a Federal government building today for the first time in many years and even in my sleepy little town, the fucking place now resembles an armed camp. Guards, workers behind bulletproof glass, areas with access only through biometrics.
The DMV is as pleasant as usual, huh.
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Psychopaths tend to... minimize risk in criminal activities.
If you download torrents with a VPN, you're a psychopath.
There's your next advertising campaign, MPAA. No need to credit me or anything.
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Also, the ones available now are pretty f-ing awesome!
A necessary evil, alright :D
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Under "More like this"...
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4789160/
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Also, the ones available now are pretty f-ing awesome![
Apparently guns are a lot like the Grand Canyon and sunsets if the the Grand Canyon or sunsets were intent on murdering something.
They'd both be pretty easy to pick out of a police lineup.
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Shay says that all Japanese sunsets look alike.
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There are no sunsets in Japan, that's where the sun rises. Trust me, I'm a scientist.
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Does anyone here have a basic understanding of the 2nd amendment?
Why it was the 2nd amendment, and not the fourth or the eighth?
Why it was written to begin with and why it exists today?
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After the First Amendment fell on deaf ears, the Founders decided they needed guns as a way to force everyone to agree to the third, fourth and fifth amendments.
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So in logical order - freedom of speech. Freedom to kill other people who may at one point try and steal your TV. Then all the other important freedoms like do not make unto thee any graven images and Christmas.
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There are no sunsets in Japan, that's where the sun rises. Trust me, I'm a scientist.
I will let that great philosopher Morten Harket settle this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3ir9HC9vYg
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Commies Antifa. We *need* guns because G. Washington knew there'd be Commies Antifa.
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So the answer is not "because it was written after the first"? Occam is such a poser.
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Where's the whimsy? That's what I want to know.
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The next person who posts better fucking be whimsical or else I'm going to hire a remorseless, preferably German hitman off of the dark web to track you down and kill you.
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Had my ablation today, boy did that suck donkey-dick, but it's over now, so.
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The next person who posts better fucking be whimsical or else I'm going to hire a remorseless, preferably German hitman off of the dark web to track you down and kill you.
There are no German hitmen anymore. Those jobs were outsourced to India.
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That somewhat lessens the chances of lucking out and him turning out to be a cannibal also.
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The next person who posts better fucking be whimsical or else I'm going to hire a remorseless, preferably German hitman off of the dark web to track you down and kill you.
There are no German hitmen anymore. Those jobs were outsourced to India.
I've tried to watch enough East Indian movies to know that they would take an impromptu dancing break before the assassination, giving the target more than enough time to escape.
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they would take an impromptu dancing break
They again, isn't that how you solve all of life's problems?
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India: TikTok before there was a TikTok.
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they would take an impromptu dancing break
They again, isn't that how you solve all of life's problems?
My dance moves are one of the problems.
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India: TikTok before there was a TikTok.
That would be Vine, but it failed because it didn't have the power of Chinese spyware.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHAPKWxrCak
Well done, Xi. You know what people want.
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My dance moves are one of the problems.
You'll have to work on that one step at a time.
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That would be Vine, but it failed because it didn't have the power of Chinese spyware.
The way I figure it, my private data is probably safer in the hands of a hostile foreign power than with Mark Zuckerberg anyway.
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Ah, Zuckerberg. He's as Canadian as apple pie.
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If the website is called Only Fans, you think they sell fans. I've been searching that site for five hours for a portable air con unit.