I don't think any of you cawks are taking this seriously.
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I don't think any of you cawks are taking this seriously.
Oh boo hoo
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Did you have that pic on your computer waiting for an opportune moment, or did you think; 'hmm, manker's acting like a fanny, I'm gonna google for a tampax pic'.
Enquiring minds and all of that.
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I honestly tried but then I realized how insane that would be.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
You're entirely correct, sir.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787I honestly tried but then I realized how insane that would be.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Incidentally, how do you like that five word looping track I just inserted into your brain?
If nineteenyears spent in school couldn't bang proper punctuation into my head, what do you think the chances of that sticking are?
Hoi I was taking it seriously.
For example why do people say proverbial when it's actually a metaphor, not a proverb.
How many years did you have to re do ffs.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
That would mean if you went to school at 5 years old you were there until you were 24.
You must have been older than some of the teachers.
I actually skipped a grade so - kindergarten, public school grades 1-6, junior high school 7-8, highs school 9-13, university four years honours BSc and another two years at another university on another degree.
None of which required punctuation.
Why did you do another degree, did the first one not work properly.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
To be fair I kind of don't do punctuation either.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Other than the comma, I tend to just throw them at the page hope that they stick in generally the right area.
It seldom works.
The wean is fan-tastic at grammar and stuff. Well apparentement, I wouldn't really know.
No, I needed to be on time.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Ba-dum tish.
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Originally Posted by manker
Which we'an was this - your favourite with the guns? Or did one of your other kids finally do something.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaulTo be fair I kind of don't do punctuation either.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Other than the comma, I tend to just throw them at the page hope that they stick in generally the right area.
It seldom works.
The wean is fan-tastic at grammar and stuff. Well apparentement, I wouldn't really know.
I bet it was her, wasn't it.
:eyebrows:
A cavernous dining room, seated at a large rectangular oak table set with 22 ornate-backed chairs, the three protagonists occupy the nearest end with #1 at the head.
Camera pans from a life-sized glowering patriarchal oil portrait to the we'ans.
#1: 'Oh, did you hear, #4 is only a feckin' grammarian now.'
#3: 'I may as well quit this ski-boxing shite, then. I only started it 'cos Dad said he liked it once in a phone shop.'
#2: 'You tit, that was a joke.'
#1: 'Keep your voice down, Squareheid, he's in the next room polishing his cv. Mam said yesterday he's of a mind to commence gainful employment'
All: <raucous laughter>
LOL
#1 is some sort of computer system checking dude with a multinational oil company. I genuinely have no idea what he does, he has tried to explain it but I'm like "Go home, you don't live here any more"
#2 (squareheid) has just been promoted and is doing some sort of tax thing. It seems he tells people to go and take tax from other people, it's a mystery wrapped up in an enigma.
#3 teaches people how to kick fuck out of other people, so the ski boxing worked out.
#4 (the one I like) is a professional wastrel (student). The University is like 100 yards along from the ridiculously expensive school we sent her to. She just takes it as cash now, good coffee is very expensive apparentement.
Gainful employment, after all these years, aye right, that will be happening.
Fiendishly vague on the first three and then::glag:Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
Could I trouble you to find out what exactly Squarehead is doing.
Doesn't read as familiar but it could be a good thing that I might be able to fleece the rich with.
See, I should've tagged it :P :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
zOMG you've gone viral
You should tag all of them mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by BarbarossaSee, I should've tagged it :P :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
Copyright theft FTW.
Which is ironick as you almost certainly breached copyright when doing it.
I very much doubt it unless you take the Queen's shilling.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerFiendishly vague on the first three and then::glag:Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
Could I trouble you to find out what exactly Squarehead is doing.
Doesn't read as familiar but it could be a good thing that I might be able to fleece the rich with.
It's not even an original idea...Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaulYou should tag all of them mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
Copyright theft FTW.
Which is ironick as you almost certainly breached copyright when doing it.
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Originally Posted by JPaul
Finally.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...bigdabses5.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by JPaulI very much doubt it unless you take the Queen's shilling.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
A money motif has suddenly appeared.
From the Queen's shilling to ... whatever it was you posted.
Is it a coin in water.
It is however well implemented.Quote:
Originally Posted by BarbarossaIt's not even an original idea...Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
I think this is another fan-tastic one
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This I think is excellent.
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Yes. It's a penny which has been dropped.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
I've been aware of your Iron Nick moniker for quite some time. I thought it odd.
A bit like; 'look at me, i'm dead tough'. Not your style at all.
Now today I see it as wordplay in a sentence, which is entirely in keeping with your modus operandi and all is well with the world.
That is all.
Should have used one of the baby trolls from the fillum. Not Shrek himself.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaulIt is however well implemented.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
I think this is another fan-tastic one
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People say that Rooney is Shrek, so that pic is as if Coleen has given birth to her husband. Which is too weird.
Circumspect top cats and top dogs. Top Gears, which are falling.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
What.
That's pikey's for you, her son is her husband.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerShould have used one of the baby trolls from the fillum. Not Shrek himself.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
People say that Rooney is Shrek, so that pic is as if Coleen has given birth to her husband. Which is too weird.
Got it in one.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerCircumspect top cats and top dogs. Top Gears, which are falling.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
What.
The Shrek one is pretty old. I would do it differently now.
Rod off, it even says it on the number plate.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerCircumspect top cats and top dogs. Top Gears, which are falling.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
What.
:pinch:
I've just seen the wanky watermark. Are these all yours, barbs?
Thought JP was just posting pish like he usually does - didn't realise it was your pish.
Yeah I think he's stalking my b3ta profile
EDIT: and yes, that is an exceptionally wanky watermark :pinch:
Oh, good.Quote:
Originally Posted by BarbarossaGot it in one.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
:blink:
And your twitter account to be fair.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
These edit watermarks have definitely gone :happy:
Don't know what the time limit is, but.
Edit: It's not very urban :no:Quote:
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