Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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megabyteme
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Originally Posted by
dion09529
I'd tell you the joke about the pencil, but it'd be no point.
I think the funniest part of your joke is that you managed to mangle the English to the point of fucking it up. :lol:
How do you call a guy who quit diet?
A deserter!
Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
dion09529
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Originally Posted by
megabyteme
I think the funniest part of your joke is that you managed to mangle the English to the point of fucking it up. :lol:
How do you call a guy who quit diet?
A des
serter!
:dry:
Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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dion09529
How do you call a guy who quit diet?
A deserter!
Actually, given the first sentence the answer would be more in the way "You call him on the phone".
I now think you may be misrepresenting yourself and are more likely in reality a Cambridge professor of linguistics just trying to pass himself off as a semi-literate comedian with low self esteem for the jollies.
Re: Last one to post wins the internets
I didn't bother correcting him on that part because I don't believe I've ever heard/seen an Eastern European get that right. :idunno:
Re: Last one to post wins the internets
I in turn didn't point out it should either have been "dieting" or "his diet" because in dion's country they tar and feather idiots.
I mean the ones they don't drown.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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IdolEyes787
I in turn didn't point out it should either have been "dieting" or "his diet" because in dion's country they tar and feather idiots.
I mean the ones they don't drown.
Their efforts don't seem to be working. You sure they are eliminating the dumb ones? :unsure:
Re: Last one to post wins the internets
Considering Borat is their president, I assume it's not a very high bar.
Edit. Sorry, for a moment I forgot which country you are from, Meg.
Re: Last one to post wins the internets
Ian Mc Shane is the current president of England and he's doing a damn fine job. He's already banned fucking cunts and cunt crime is on the down, the question is though, what's he going to do about all these fucking cunts??
Re: Last one to post wins the internets
Good choice. I assume Sean Connery wasn't eligible for the job because he's a Scottish Terrier.