No worries, dewd. Dying is not exactly the most unexpected outcome for hedonistic Hector.Quote:
Originally Posted by Something Else
Apologies. I was asleep an hour ago. It's my annual week off. :emo:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
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No worries, dewd. Dying is not exactly the most unexpected outcome for hedonistic Hector.Quote:
Originally Posted by Something ElseApologies. I was asleep an hour ago. It's my annual week off. :emo:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Actually the mum in Sons and 8 Simple was best known inQuote:
Originally Posted by Mr. MulderSkyler white :wub: that burd wot plays the mum on Sons of Anarchy and 8 simple rules is of the same sort of stock. I'd love to see the two of them fistQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
fightfor my affection :sly:
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Lets not forget a mouth that could suck start a leaf blower...Quote:
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My bad you are right Manker, i forgot about that in the series, because it was short and not really part of the main characters that is really focused on..Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
And Rays wife just doesn't do it for me but suck a golf ball through a garden hose Skyler?? Oh ya!!!
Weird. I'd have thought Abby would be above Skylar in everyone's mental would list.
How about this one Taking money for sex in Sons of AnarchyQuote:
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Not me:noes:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Is she with you??
That is quite funny Something Else:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Something Else
Trudeau here is in hot water praising him and making him out as a good guy
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I liked him in Seinfeld.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2e7LicRweOgQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
I didn't watch Seinfeld too much, it was too Jewish for me :O
Just kidding, actually lived/experience quite a few jokes in that series :)
Just a touch of Amish..Quote:
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She is Dirty Hot:devil:
Wait...people find Skylar attractive? She has the biggest case of resting bitch face that I can think of.
No one with taste, apparently. :noes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skiz
Do you fill in VAT returns with those fingers.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerNice tits for an old burd. I definitely /would.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Although I don't think she fits into your Skyler White category of burds you'd knob even though they look as if they might have had a cock at some point in their life.
She can rest her angry fanny on my face :naughty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skiz
/About to watch this weeks walking dead, to be fair I could have skipped the last 3 episodes and still know what's happening :dabs:
Planet Earth 2 is the best. I didn't even know there was another earth, with the same animals as us would you believe.
Nah dude. I finger VAT returns vicariously using a hawt burd conduit.Quote:
Originally Posted by AgrajagDo you fill in VAT returns with those fingers.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
My own filthy digits are kept loose to defile pristine income tax reports of various ilks.
After reading that I'm thinking that if a book entitled "Love Poems for Accountants" exists, it must be heady stuff indeed.
"How do I love thee? Let me count your T4as."
I can set your mind at rest, there.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Accountants don't have any poets within their midst. We're too robust and manly a species for that kind of guff.
The only known verse with an accountant as its subject was written by a fey Plymouthian poet.
I personally visited said poet, drank 12 beers with him and his misssus, and then beat him at arm wrestling. He hasn't written any since :smilie4:
True Story.
Hoi Mulder,
I remember you recently mentioning that you replaced the OS on a Kindle Fire tablet with Android. Would you post a link to a site that would show me how to do that without it being a pain, please. Are there any issues similar to a PC where speakers/touch screen/camera might not work (driver-type stuff)?
We just ordered a couple of gnu ones for the kids. I thought I'd reporpoise at least one of the old ones.
Thank you.
I have the HD 8.9 from 2012. https://www.amazon.com/Kindle-Fire-H.../dp/B008GFRE5A
Is this the best option? https://wiki.cyanogenmod.org/w/Jem_Info
Anyone else know about this?
Would it be better to put an official Android firmware/OS on the device?
My one was different to yours, I had the newest version of the smallest one, something like 4th or 5th gen 7 inch.
I tried cyanogen which cawked up right when it came time to boot it so I had to sideload FireOS back onto it. Then I tried one called slimrom which worked, all but the camera and the only downside was that it looked blurry and wasn't supported anymore... In the end I just put FireOS back on as it was regrettably better :emo:
Half the battle was downgrading the FireOS to a version that would allow for the shenanigans... I'm on a bus right now that smells like burgers. I'll pm you the videos I ewesed later :mushy:
Hoi Mancounter
I don't know if you have any Scotch clients, or clients who employ people in Scotchland. If you do then you might want to know that the Scotch Executive are not going to fully implement the increase to the higher rate tax threshold. They can do that from next year.
The Westminster Government are raising the personal allowance to £11,500, the effective rate for higher rate will go from £43,000 to £45,000. However the Scottish Government will announce in mid December that they will be raising it by the inflation rate. So it will go from £43,000 to £43,430. The personal allowance is still controlled by the Westminster Government.
By my simple calculations anyone on £45,000 or more will pay £314 in additional tax.
Your journey, as well as your decision to put FireOS back on tell me a lot. I have not been unhappy with Fire, I mostly want to use Play Store and some of the lost Android features. I look forward to seeing the video, but I may just opt to add the Google Guts Stuff on it and delete all the crap my kids have loaded it up with. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Thank you for your help!
You need to delete some pm's, someone's been a chatty Cathy :kiss:
I could swear that the last time I had to deal with that crap the threshold was around 23,000 or 24,000 GBP. Which probably dates me.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
Time flies when you are having fun.
Fuck yeah, Vikings is back on tomorrow! :01:
Sorry about that, I find that if I leave space, Idol and Shay just fill it up again. Best to just leave it full. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
You seem to be confusing your inbox with your wife's.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
How did 70 brazilian people die in a plane crash when the worlds population is only 7 billion? :unsure:
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Originally Posted by Skiz
Stealing this....
Thanks, dewd. I don't have any Scotchlairds on my books but the info is appreciated as I can use it in general chit-chat so as to appear well versed in these matters.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
Devolution :idunno:
Do you get free prescriptions though?
Yeah, you do in every single country of the UK.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
Except England, like.
Hope I don't get ill :cry:
Spunked £95 on a filling this morning, fucking NHS - thanks a lot Obama! <_<
My dentist is a hawt little Spanish burd though and always manages to rub her tits in my hair and upper face area :mushy:
Had not seen the news, so this took me a minute. Seriously :glag: 'ed when I did...Quote:
Originally Posted by Skiz