Last one to post wins the internets

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Originally Posted by manker

No, it just looks like a cock.

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It does look like a cawk. It's got the Jap's eye and everything. Are we allowed to say Jap's eye now? Doesn't matter, I just did.

It does not look like a vagina. Vaginas are more .... <\o/>

EDIT: Sorry, upside-down. </o\>

EDIT2: Suppose it depends on your point of view.

EDIT3: Is the plural of vagina vaginas or vaginae? Sorry, a bit nervous today, got British Gas coming in a bit to inspect the boiler (not a euphemism) ... It's quite likely they're going to condemn it and I'll be without heating for the winter :pinch:

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Posh garden, no heating.

It's the age old story.

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

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Originally Posted by manker

No, it just looks like a cock.

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It does look like a cawk. It's got the Jap's eye and everything. Are we allowed to say Jap's eye now? Doesn't matter, I just did.

It does not look like a vagina. Vaginas are more .... <\o/>

EDIT: Sorry, upside-down. </o\>

EDIT2: Suppose it depends on your point of view.

EDIT3: Is the plural of vagina vaginas or vaginae? Sorry, a bit nervous today, got British Gas coming in a bit to inspect the boiler (not a euphemism) ... It's quite likely they're going to condemn it and I'll be without heating for the winter :pinch:

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Probably just stick an 's' on it. Never had to pluralise a vagina before. MMFs aplenty but no MFFs ever.

And also, British Gas are the worst people to ask. They put boilers in and charge double what regular plumber type plumbers do, plus they get commission if they sell you a heating system.
They're probably going to condemn it due to the intrinsic greed prevalent in capitalist society :no:

I think I got too greedy and god just stopped the edit thing from working.
The vindictive bar-stewardess.

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

That's where ewe and I differ, Sir :no: I'd rather have 12 hours of rick running away from zombies after everyone has been killed, sobbing and out of bullets than 12 hours of what is basically EastEnders. Especially given that I have to sit through EastEnders before getting to watch it :no:

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Can't you just go into the other room and watch good stuff while she is in the main telly room watching shite?

I'm sure it's okay to do this kind of thing but JP and barbie may have to advise further.
This information could change your entire life.

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There are four tellyboxes in my house, and four people.

Another three laptops set up just to do the kodi (libreelec) thing.

I like telly, true story.

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Originally Posted by manker

Can't you just go into the other room and watch good stuff while she is in the main telly room watching shite?

I'm sure it's okay to do this kind of thing but JP and barbie may have to advise further.
This information could change your entire life.

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There are four tellyboxes in my house, and four people.

Another three laptops set up just to do the kodi (libreelec) thing.

I like telly, true story.

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I'll take that as a yes, rather than a promulgation regarding the decadent position your profligation has engendered.

There's a tellybawcks in the bedroom but I snapped the USB bit off the Chrome cast for it by accidently being so freaking strong and manly :no: there used to be an xbawcks in there too :emo:

Boiler is OK :happy:

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

Boiler is OK :happy:

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Huzzah.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37834104

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

Boiler is OK :happy:

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Huzzah.

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+1

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37834104

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http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/sc...russia-9173463

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37834104

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http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/sc...russia-9173463

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:lol:
It's funny because they can't spell Scotch.

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Huzzah.

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+1

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Ewe guise! :wub:

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Also, god, there's something wrong with the most recent post in Sportsland.
I can click on it but I can't read it. Could you please fix that, too, if you have a moment.

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The whole post is gone now. I must have displeased the deity.
Hope it wasn't one of the good ones.

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Also, god, there's something wrong with the most recent post in Sportsland.
I can click on it but I can't read it. Could you please fix that, too, if you have a moment.

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The whole post is gone now. I must have displeased the deity.
Hope it wasn't one of the good ones.

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Bastard, I've now got to think about whether I'm not sure if there is more than one god and then which one to believe in but not have proof of.

If I spent half the time looking for cocks as the rest of you, I wouldn't learn any Kanji.

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If that's what you think a vagina looks like, it's no wonder she left you.

Also, srs about the ladyboy thing?
I think that kind of thing is absolutely fine if it's a genuine error, but to go out looking for one is perhaps a little bit of a thing a massive gay flaming homosexual might do.

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You bastards are too facial to be insulted.

Serious about the ladyboy thing. However, I wouldn't go so far as to call it an error. I thought I swiped on a maybe cute girl, and it matched, and right in the profile it says ladyboy. I'm going to try a screenshot, but image attachment works so poorly with this forum via Tapatalk.

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161102/f233659bf5a3f3e5c96e4aa7fd66097f.jpg

You might have to drag the link. Get it? Drag the link :(

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Originally Posted by manker

If you hover the mouse over 'post quick reply', it shows 'Alt + S'
However, that doesn't work. It used to work and I liked it.

Perhaps if I post this here god will make it start working like she did with the edit thing.

Also, god, there's something wrong with the most recent post in Sportsland.
I can click on it but I can't read it. Could you please fix that, too, if you have a moment.

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I never even knew about that. :o

I've sent it up the ladder to the ones in charge. Don't hold your breath tho. tesco has abandoned us. :no:

Fuck its early. I can hear foxes spazzing out, outside. Last day of work today for 18 days :macksmilie4pluswun:

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http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/2016...a7fd66097f.jpg

You might have to drag the link. Get it? Drag the link :(

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See, I'd have to swipe left (or right, whichever is 'FUCK NO' on Grindr, I'm not familiar) because he literally says 'I'm a bloke' right under the pic.
The only way you can get away with butt-sex with a man, if you don't want to be thought of as a cawk-smuggler, is if you had no earthly idea about the whole penis thing.

Which is a massive stretch under any circumstance, cawkfan.

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The whole post is gone now. I must have displeased the deity.
Hope it wasn't one of the good ones.

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Bastard, I've now got to think about whether I'm not sure if there is more than one god and then which one to believe in but not have proof of.

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Thinking about thinking. Metacognition.
I learned that word yesterday from an article you linked and now I get to use it. Fantastic.

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If you hover the mouse over 'post quick reply', it shows 'Alt + S'
However, that doesn't work. It used to work and I liked it.

Perhaps if I post this here god will make it start working like she did with the edit thing.

Also, god, there's something wrong with the most recent post in Sportsland.
I can click on it but I can't read it. Could you please fix that, too, if you have a moment.

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I never even knew about that. :o

I've sent it up the ladder to the ones in charge. Don't hold your breath tho. tesco has abandoned us. :no:

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Yeah, he's got a life and got laid, the wanker.

I probably used Alt + S around 20,000 times, back in the day.
If you grant that it saves me at least half a second each time, it's extended my life by almost 3 hours :smilie4:

Hoi, Mulder.
Some peak Anderson to help your last day in captivity go more smoothly.

http://i.imgur.com/NC7gMzg.mp4

Season 4 episode 13, my nipples are so moist right now :drool:

Hoi mankster, I know our own telly stuffs is shit but have you ever watched Drifters? Which is basically the female and slightly older version of inbetweeners? I watched some t'other night and found it to be lolzs :eyebrows:

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See, I'd have to swipe left (or right, whichever is 'FUCK NO' on Grindr, I'm not familiar) because he literally says 'I'm a bloke' right under the pic.

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The label is how I learned, and I cropped to highlight that. Why else did you think I showed it?

I'm sure you make careful choices on grinder because you need someone who can keep a secret, but that's your prerogative. You'd think I'd take time to read, but I say no enough without having to critique introductions. Most times, it's just a bunch of Japanese gibberish. I barely bothered to register introductions when I was swiping away in the states because they're so mundane.

You leave my lady alone, boy. Nevermind, you can have herm. On further review, it's the presumptive tone and excess makeup that would push this one left, so I wouldn't even have to process how to choreograph the sword fights.

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I probably used Alt + S around 20,000 times, back in the day.

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Any chances you switched browsers since then? This functionality also depends on that. For example, Alt+S never worked for me on Opera, but Ctrl+B/I/U apply text formatting just fine.

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

Hoi mankster, I know our own telly stuffs is shit but have you ever watched Drifters? Which is basically the female and slightly older version of inbetweeners? I watched some t'other night and found it to be lolzs :eyebrows:

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Hawt chavvy burds, eh. Looks like that could be a good shout cos funny stuff is something I don't have much of to watch.
I've never seen it, or heard of it, but I've been living on downloads of recommendations that you gave me in the before time, so it's hardly surprising.

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I probably used Alt + S around 20,000 times, back in the day.

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Any chances you switched browsers since then? This functionality also depends on that. For example, Alt+S never worked for me on Opera, but Ctrl+B/I/U apply text formatting just fine.

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I think I've mainly used the fawx. I remember using Opera for a while when SnnY told me it was good.
I persevered with it for about a year 'cos I thought I might have been missing something cool, but it really wasn't very good.

I thought it stopping working was something to do with the board software being updated. From IPB to VB or some other acronyms I'm only dimly aware of.

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See, I'd have to swipe left (or right, whichever is 'FUCK NO' on Grindr, I'm not familiar) because he literally says 'I'm a bloke' right under the pic.

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The label is how I learned, and I cropped to highlight that. Why else did you think I showed it?

I'm sure you make careful choices on grinder because you need someone who can keep a secret, but that's your prerogative. You'd think I'd take time to read, but I say no enough without having to critique introductions. Most times, it's just a bunch of Japanese gibberish. I barely bothered to register introductions when I was swiping away in the states because they're so mundane.

You leave my lady alone, boy. Nevermind, you can have herm. On further review, it's the presumptive tone and excess makeup that would push this one left, so I wouldn't even have to process how to choreograph the sword fights.

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Well, now, there we have it. I've always wondered.
Your predilection toward hot cock action may have a lot to do with the frenetic menagerie of females strewn in your international wake.

I did know that you'd seen the label and why you posted it. I just wanted to say some stuff about what I'd do for some reason.
My fingers oft times take me to unbidden places. Those places are mostly metaphoric, though.

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Your predilection toward hot cock action may have a lot to do with the frenetic menagerie of females strewn in your international wake.

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Young, cute, furry pussy is all I actually crave, but it will have to wait until I move into a place that lets me have pets, who can easily access the outside.

Well it's all kicking off today, innit.

After watching episode 5 of Westworld, I think I'm prepared to admit that I was wrong, and that this is not going to turn out to be a great show. I just saw two scenes that tried so hard to manufacture drama or tension, and scenes like those have always turned out to be early warning signs.

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After watching episode 5 of Westworld, I think I'm prepared to admit that I was wrong, and that this is not going to turn out to be a great show. I just saw two scenes that tried so hard to manufacture drama or tension, and scenes like those have always turned out to be early warning signs.

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I haven't seen episode 5 yet the app I was watching them on appears to have died on me, but I'm not sure how they're going to keep me interested.

In other news, Aftermath just gets more and more mental.

I have to take web programming a bit more seriously .

Staying at a "Premier Inn" right now with the misses and they've got signs up saying don't use "e-cigs" in the room as they set off the fire alarms and we'll fine you £100 ($500,000)

I'm fucking sceptical of this. I've been staying in a lot of hotels recently due to wurk, all over the place and in each one of them I've vaped my dick off. Yet this one hotel says something bad will happen if I do. But the fire alarms do look quite new :eyebrows: shirely if I do it with a towel over my head it won't do anything? Also, that's what she said?? :unsure:

Talking about tobacco . i thought i almost quit yesterday.Continues to smoke as we speak right now

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Staying at a "Premier Inn" right now with the misses and they've got signs up saying don't use "e-cigs" in the room as they set off the fire alarms and we'll fine you £100 ($500,000)

I'm fucking sceptical of this. I've been staying in a lot of hotels recently due to wurk, all over the place and in each one of them I've vaped my dick off. Yet this one hotel says something bad will happen if I do. But the fire alarms do look quite new :eyebrows: shirely if I do it with a towel over my head it won't do anything? Also, that's what she said?? :unsure:

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Some types of alarms can be set off by steam from a shower, so it depends. As long as you don't blow a huge douche cloud anywhere near a thing that looks like an alarm, you should be fine. That douche cloud should quickly dissipate enough such that it wouldn't trigger any type of optical or conductivity alarm.

Sounds like you're asking me to lay down and die, Sir! :snooty: