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Anyone mod the Nintendo Switch?

My first official conscious act of 2018 is vaping on the toilet whilst posting from my mobile Internet telephone. This truly is the future.

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

My first official conscious act of 2018 is vaping on the toilet whilst posting from my mobile Internet telephone. This truly is the future.

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Not yet. This process sounds like it requires two hands. It's not the future if you're a prisoner in your own bathroom because you can't wipe.

Woke up at 4am this morning, couldn't get back to sleep so I watched the matrix 3. I have no idea why, I have such luxuries as Netflix featuring many other moviefilms but I had never seen the third and final matrix. It turns out a giant baby face rules the normal world, made out of those sentinel robots :idunno:

Spoilers above.

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

Woke up at 4am this morning, couldn't get back to sleep so I watched the matrix 3. I have no idea why, I have such luxuries as Netflix featuring many other moviefilms but I had never seen the third and final matrix. It turns out a giant baby face rules the normal world, made out of those sentinel robots :idunno:

Spoilers above.

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I'm surprised that watching Matrix 3 didn't put you to sleep.

Apparently things like this are only a threat to democracy when they happen in places like Russia.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TglP5YUxr1k

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

I call fraud. As you live by the Black Sea those seagulls should be black.

Nice try though.

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I got one. :)

Mulatto. Bet it doesn't even know the lyrics to any Wu Tang Clan songs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJk0p-98Xzc

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Apparently things like this are only a threat to democracy when they happen in places like Russia

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You shut yer goddam commie mouth, pinko!

Ahoisup, gayboys :ghey:

Been playing loads of PUBG on t'xbox its absolute kwality! Got all the way to #2 today, 1 cunt stood in the way of a chicken dinner, had no bullets or cover and he had both :dabs: