Last one to post wins the internets

Last one to post gets $20.

Starting a new thread.

If you don't know the rules then there's <1% chance you will win anyway.

If you do I'll tell you.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0805952/

Your internet parents named you after this, apparently.

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Originally Posted by manker

Bean-counter is a self-deprecating way to refer to oneself if one is an accountant.
I do not literally count beans, although if you had some that needing counting, and had exhausted the number of digits available to you without taking your socks off, then I would certainly be well placed to assist.

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Just got back from a lovely Breakfast!!, and taking my boy to the subway.
And your employment is and will remain a mystery and we will leave it at that:D

I assume you were awake and watched the US debate, What did you think of the candidates?

I can't even

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

I like tins of them that also have little sausages as a treat lyke :mushy:

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I actually didn't have sausages for breakfast, decided to go with peameal bacon:happy:

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0805952/

Your internet parents named you after this, apparently.

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It really amazes me what you find..

I have been using an iPhone for work, and an Android 7 phone for personal use for just over a year. I've realised that, due to my constant fiddling with the operating systems, I've finally modified the android OS to look like iOS and I've also, shoddily hacked a lot of Android functionality in to my iOS device.

I think I may be some kind of digital transgender. :unsure:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england...shire-37714159

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Originally Posted by BBC

Teenagers injured in the Smiler crash at Alton Towers have described students who apparently dressed up as the victims as "disgusting".

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The University of Nottingham Students' Union claimed the costume was "in no way intended to reference the tragedy" at Alton Towers.
However, the reporter who wrote the article said some of the students were wearing fake amputated legs.

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Do you think the image order was reversed in the original story on the BBC site in order to reduce the comedic effect, or something else.

Have fun while you can, you students you, with your future life of no job, no house, no pension and crippling debt to look forward to.

... and yes, pun intended.

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Originally Posted by shaina

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Originally Posted by manker

Bean-counter is a self-deprecating way to refer to oneself if one is an accountant.
I do not literally count beans, although if you had some that needing counting, and had exhausted the number of digits available to you without taking your socks off, then I would certainly be well placed to assist.

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Just got back from a lovely Breakfast!!, and taking my boy to the subway.
And your employment is and will remain a mystery and we will leave it at that:D

I assume you were awake and watched the US debate, What did you think of the candidates?

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:glag: :blink:

Shit, this guy is good, it's next generation fishermania. How do I get onto his level.