Last one to post wins the internets

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Originally Posted by anon

Anyway, here's something to help us forget move on from his death by satellite cannon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2ku5ZE2Ie0

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I've been feeding raccoons for years. They have this in common with chimpanzees. The young ones are cute and the big old ones scare the fuck out of me.

About twenty years ago I found myself picking a lock for a friend who'd lost the key to his hunting camp.

I thought I felt something pulling on my right pant-leg, but couldn't look at the precise moment I felt it - before I could do anything else, there were four baby raccoons hanging from my jacket, nuzzling my hair and beard.

There's nothing on earth as cute as a baby 'coon, but then it occurred to me mama raccoon was gonna attack me momentarily.

It didn't happen; I looked around and found her dead under the porch I was standing on, and my DNR buddy told me I had to give the babies over to the local animal control guy to be "dealt with".

I'd love to have kept the little buggers. :(

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Not for nothing but that guy needs to die.

https://theathletic.com/1408168/2019...lton-mckivitz/

Wild animals have a probably short, probably miserable existence and some mouth-breather thinks he has the right to take even that from them.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Who can't go online due to a court order? Right, sex offenders.

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You have interesting and likely accurate ideas, but shortly after making my previous post, there was a four-day blackout in my area. It's fairly obvious someone doesn't want me to expose the truth about this conspiracy :huh:

#MegDidn'tKillHimself #TurnMeOnDeadMan

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

The young ones are cute and the big old ones scare the fuck out of me

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Well, then they're not so different from us after all.

Also, if the King of Pop couldn't handle Bubbles becoming a grown-up, your chances were approximately 0%.

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Originally Posted by j2k4

About twenty years ago I found myself picking a lock for a friend who'd lost the key to his hunting camp.

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Here's the happy ending all of you deserved but never got.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z56j_VpKX_0

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Did you know they purr when they're happy? True story.