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I'm somewhat of an amature Web slinger myself...
Currently I'm sat on the dirty airport floor in Rome, gate 52E to be precise waiting for a delayed flight home. Rome was OK, not great but OK. I'm far too uncultured to enjoy it. T'misses and I went on a walking tour of the Vatican. The tour guide was telling us the names of statues and paintings and the dates they were created and who created them and all I thought was so what!? Who the fuck cares!!! Their pizzas are shit too they don't even have a Dominos or at least not one that I could find.
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Mr. Mulder
I'm somewhat of an amature Web slinger myself...
Currently I'm sat on the dirty airport floor in Rome, gate 52E to be precise waiting for a delayed flight home. Rome was OK, not great but OK. I'm far too uncultured to enjoy it. T'misses and I went on a walking tour of the Vatican. The tour guide was telling us the names of statues and paintings and the dates they were created and who created them and all I thought was so what!? Who the fuck cares!!! Their pizzas are shit too they don't even have a Dominos or at least not one that I could find.
Sounds fucking pulitzer prize winning goeographical reportage to moi, Peter. Glad you didn't die yet.
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I have hated everywhere I have gone. Not just globally, I've been around. Well, not just everywhere. I have never located a vicinity where I could say I actually like it here, and I could dig getiing down with the skaters and other dickheads like that.
I am going to try to practice TM and write a book. It will be a violent transendental social noir with Dada fourishes.
I will use many K's and V's and confuse and bore any daft bastard who got to the end of this sentence.
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I have only been able to travel approximately in an 800 mile radius from my home-- covered most everything in that circle. No matter where I've gone, it all seems like touristy crap with inflated prices. I've seen Jellystone, Californian red woods, coastal areas of 3 states, Seattle, Portland, British Columbia, Alberta (including Edmonton :sick: and Banff :w00t: ). Sadly, lots of flat desolation between here and anyplace not here :emo: Montana, Wyoming, Utah (barely, was on a field trip while surviving residing in southern Idaho)... I've been inside a nuclear power plant, too. We all gotta get our super powers from somewhere. Coincidentally, I hear Idol got his while working a gloryhole-- now he can expand his stomach to eat an entire watermelon in one kneeling...
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Idol has never left Iceland. Never went and never left.
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Iceland is what Trump calls Alaska.
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I have returned home from the airport, the flight was delayed by over 30 minutes. I was sat next to a homosexual, like a real one. He ordered a ham and cheese toastie and then paid for it, they never brought it to him. In a panic and about an hour later, moments before landing he pressed the passenger alarm button and the homosexual in charge minced over. He explained to him that he had ordered a ham and cheese toastie but it never arrived, the head homo appolagised and came back not with the ham and cheese toastie but with a card machine saying that will be £4.50. The passenger said Uwotm8!? I already paid where is it!!! More apologies followed and finally the ham and cheese tostie was given to him except it was time to put the passenger trays up as we were landing. This story ends there.
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Could it be Jesus Christ sitting next to you ?
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You think Jesus Christ is a good for nothing homosexual ?
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Iceland is what Trump calls Alaska.
Do you think Trump sucks bawls ?
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Gheyms.
I've been playing a lot of that PUBG recently, it's class. I got it on t'xbox on early access but a few days ago they considered it to be finished and released it properly, it's almost no different to the early unfinished version :dabs: I'm also shit at it. There's always some cunt 100s of miles away with a sniper rifle ready to pop my head off when I venture out from whatever bathtub I've been hiding in for the past 20 minutes. All my kills come from accidently running people over in wide open areas. i don't even stop to loot them as some cunt will end me from one million miles away, I'm starting to think it's the same person everythym...
I'm max looking forward to that new Assasins creed wots set in greece, I think it's the origin of their financial crises. It starts off in ancient thymes on a boat but eventually leads to you withdrawing all your money and hiding it under the seats of your sports cars where the government can't touch it. The one they did before this one set in Egypt was max enjoyable, I never thought I could find an Arab that likable its a shame they didn't make a sequal with him in it.
Red dead 2, hitman 2, resident evil 2 remake - I'll be playing all of these instead of making better life choices or progressing in any wai.
I'm disappointed the new fallout is online only as I don't have any friends what with being a massive cunt :smilie4:
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Nice way to deliver packages , +1
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"It's Friday, fuck this shit."
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Sicario: Day of the Soldado is pretty good in a Better Call Saul why are they unnecessarily spending all this time on a scene sort of way.
At least you can watch it and not feel the tiniest bit ghey. At least.
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Why don't you just marry it if you love it so much :ghey:
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Because polygamy is illegal and I'm already married to Predator, moran.
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What is up with all the noise pollution's ?
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You would know more about noise pollution than any sane person wouldn't you though, Jdye?
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Yea i am a noise specialist and a bit lost because i have an accounting exam in 3 days
Its full of incomprehensible calculations which i have been trying to make sense of since the past few days
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Some day you won't be entirely self-involved or will post something not doing with your studies, quitting smoking or religion and on that day I will know that hell had indeed frozen over.
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I should be learning Assembly language in MASM32 to make my life a bit more interesting
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Some day you won't be entirely self-involved or will post something not doing with your studies, quitting smoking or religion and on that day I will know that hell had indeed frozen over.
I wish he posted more random pictures, those at least had redeeming value :(
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Some day you won't be entirely self-involved or will post something not doing with your studies, quitting smoking or religion and on that day I will know that hell had indeed frozen over.
I wish he posted more random pictures, those at least had redeeming value :(
A picture from his autopsy would be good.
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He fought bravely but in the end physics was the victor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roOQx0b-CpU
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Looks to me like the Hand of God. His own fault for not sacrificing a quality goat before the race. :no:
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It sounds a lot classier in I talian but the literal translation of the commentary is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdOPBP9vuZA
Also I'm assuming that close to Greece there couldn't find any virgin goats.
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Also I'm assuming that close to Greece there couldn't find any virgin goats.
Wrong again!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVyXWW1sPvU
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This place is so dead that it has me even missing your witty repartee, dion.
Also as I'm always wrong but in a very unentertaining yet unlovable sort of way.
So basically Meg but hunkier.
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Sadly, my first reaction was, "Yay, dion is back!"
I soon came to my medicated senses, but still...
Interestingly, I failed to experience the same knee-jerk reaction with Grimley's return :idunno:
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I thought that thing was dead.
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Interestingly, I failed to experience the same knee-jerk reaction with Grimley's return :idunno:
I don`t know if I should have extra love or be insulted.... I didn`t leave so couldn`t return and that isn`t my name anyway so would have to be having a senior moment
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Somebody should make this 200 dollars
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Hello peasants. :smilie4:
Just watched the new murican horror story it's dope as balls! Also watched the new south park, it was good but I don't know what they were making fun of. School shootings being normalised but I don't know what cartman was doing in that leather jacket doing stuffs?
In other news I just got back from Dublin, migrating 30 users to Win10. I had 4 nights in a hotel at the edge of an industrial estate. One night I went to bed at 7:30pm out of boredom, another night a ate a whole can of pringles also out of boredom. Another night/morning they refused to bring me a pint up to the room so I went down and carried two of them back up 4 flights of stairs spilling almost all of both of them. On the flight home I watched robocop 2.
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Noice trip mate. The new South Park was good. There's Better Call Saul every week still, otherwise knot much on the tellybawx.
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TV is really getting bad. I've been watching more TV shows from the past than current ones.
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If we go that route then I watch Psych, Chuck and burn notice. Leverage comes up too as does old eps of Lovejoy and Jonathan Creek, I like the classics
The southpark ep was alarming close to real life. I hate reality.