I expected no less :happy:Quote:
I have a variety of ordinance (no nukes).
The phophorus shells are kinda phun.
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Serious question. Do phosphorus rounds work on vampires?
I know they're expense but if they work then I'm thinking that they might be a wise investment.
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Good ol' lead seems like it'd do the trick, but we should try it a few hundred times just to be sure.
That kinda trick might have worked on Blade but not on meagain, bubba.
Besides there has to be some sort of law that allows us to kill with impunity people who dress like, whether they turn out to be actual vampires or not.
Vampires can be killed burning so that makes scientific sense.
I thought it was witches that burn.
Whatever, once again we prove that liches > vampires :smilie4:
Fucking miscreants. I honestly don't know how any of you have survived against the undead this long.
“Chop off the head and burn the body seems the most universal way of stopping a vampire. There are constant historical anecdotes where people behead and burn suspected vampires. It’s analogous to how people would kill witches and other sorts of malefactors they didn’t want coming back to haunt them later.”
Also vampires can't cross running water which explains why you are unlikely to encounter nosferatu in bathrooms.
Btw no witches were burned or drowned at the Salem Witch trials. The majority were hanged so presumably they are all still alive and coming to get us.
I always thought vampires left me alone in the bathroom due to the amount of garlic I eat. :idunno:
While the undead certainly have bad reputations, so far it's the living who tend to be the worst bloodsuckers. :fear:
Furthermore...
https://malewitchesofsalem.com/
I think that would make them wastards.
Terrorists throwing soup (or whatever) at extremely valuable artwork hoping to damage it for attention really should be treated as terrorists.
Also, those gluing their hands to stuff should find themselves...disarmed :cool:
I thought this sort of domestic terrorism is why museums put replicas on exhibit, instead of the actual works?
Or maybe they could just have a rule against bringing cans of soup in the museum.
Why didn't they think to attack Warhol??
But of course. If you want to throw soup cans, buy them inside for $10 each.
Warhol hits back :emo:Quote:
Why didn't they think to attack Warhol??
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If those idiots had half a brain they would realize that they are doing more harm then good to their cause. P.T. Branum was wrong and not all publicity is good publicity. Besides that, true believers don't take such trivial action and go straight to burning themselves alive. Poseurs.
They picked a terrible time to beat the drum for not using oil. Winter is coming. It's going to be a really expensive and deadly season for European countries. I doubt these soup-throwing cunts are going to reject all heat and electricity that benefits them during this time. They'll probably rally against the government for the high cost of staying warm and getting consumer goods...
I could have just said 'cunts' and called it good.
Not going to lie, those alien chestbursters have gotten a lot cuter.
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Somebody needs to usurp the entire MAGA campaign with this shirt. Writing that slogan on this picture would throw the far right into chaos.
Cats don't dabble in human politics, it's not worth their time.
Literal Breaking Bad level shit.
https://www.cnn.com/2022/10/17/us/ok...ead/index.html
I couldn't take it very seriously after reading that the four victims all headed out on *bicycles* to commit a big crime.
Pretend they were gas powered, required grass to be paved over with asphalt and took zero effort to operate and you'll make it work.
Your views on this?
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/real-li...-dealing-meth/
Bicycles are the best mode of transportation for certain crimes in certain areas. Faster than running and can fit through places that larger vehicles can't. Been used for a lot of grab and runs and more than a couple hits.
Cheaper and less traceable, too! I mean, I suppose.
His mistake was not putting a playing card in his spokes to announce to the murderous thugs lying in wait exactly how cool he was. I bet they would have spared him then.
That was a Bill Denbrough reference btw.
That all socialism is bad is a lie that the rich feed shay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pP9dxjc9RDU
I bet socialism is responsible for my current jetlag, too.
Thanks Obama.
As someone whose country has tuition-free colleges and public healthcare, it's weird to see how much money Americans have to spend to get a degree or not die. Then again, our VAT and import tariffs are among the highest in the world, so...
Canada wins at having the highest wireless rates in the world. Go team.
All corporate fee arguments sort of fall apart when you consider that Mexico has the lowest internet rates in the Americas. It's almost and I refuse to believe this, but it's almost like somebody in the US is price gouging so they can afford a 200ft yacht or something.