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megabyteme
Jeebus, ladies. All this talk of diet sodas makes me think the estrogen level of this site has reached a critical mass... :fear:
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A bit like the support struts on your couch, mayhap.
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Watched that Accountant fillum yesterday. Couldn't help but see Affleck as an autistic Batman. :D
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I've just been to see my kids in their nativity play.
We were told to only take pics of our own kids and not anyone else's.
Also there was this one red Coke drinking land-whale in front of me who sat with each of her gigantic arse-cheeks separated onto individual chairs.
I spent most of the time there wondering if that's also how she shits, like directly into an empty cereal box or whatever, or whether people get given gigantic NHS toilets when they reach a certain weight.
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megabyteme
Watched that Accountant fillum yesterday. Couldn't help but see Affleck as an autistic Batman. :D
My missus and the oldest kid are going to see a play on Thursday, I have the entire house to myself from about 7 til 10pm.
I can't decide whether to watch The Accountant, or the last few episodes of Dark Matter S02. Either way I win and they lose; plays are for gays.
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Barbarossa
I am so addicted to sugar. I should be the size of a bus.
That probably can be attributed to the diabetes.
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Considering I do zero exercise and eat like a fucking pig, I'm not in too bad shape for 44.
I attribute this minor medical miracle to either a preternaturally high metabolism, or an extremely voracious tapeworm.
I'll probably die at 60 or something, which I'm actually fine with. Getting old seems like a bit of a dead-end.
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manker
I've just been to see my kids in their nativity play.
We were told to only take pics of our own kids and not anyone else's.
Also there was this one red Coke drinking land-whale in front of me who sat with each of her gigantic arse-cheeks separated onto individual chairs.
I spent most of the time there wondering if that's also how she shits, like directly into an empty cereal box or whatever, or whether people get given gigantic NHS toilets when they reach a certain weight.
I think they just roll down to the local watering hole and do their business in the water, standing and keeping an eye out for crocodiles :sly:
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Mr. Mulder
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manker
I've just been to see my kids in their nativity play.
We were told to only take pics of our own kids and not anyone else's.
Also there was this one red Coke drinking land-whale in front of me who sat with each of her gigantic arse-cheeks separated onto individual chairs.
I spent most of the time there wondering if that's also how she shits, like directly into an empty cereal box or whatever, or whether people get given gigantic NHS toilets when they reach a certain weight.
I think they just roll down to the local watering hole and do their business in the water, standing and keeping an eye out for crocodiles :sly:
Earth III: Ham Planet.
Attenborough rigs up a sneaky cam deep inside her natural habitat, maybe fastens a mic under a roll of blubber and just waits for the beast to unfurl her sphincter and unleash holy hell on an unsuspecting audience. Available in 4k and 3D.
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manker
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megabyteme
Watched that Accountant fillum yesterday. Couldn't help but see Affleck as an autistic Batman. :D
My missus and the oldest kid are going to see a play on Thursday, I have the entire house to myself from about 7 til 10pm.
I can't decide whether to watch
The Accountant, or the last few episodes of
Dark Matter S02. Either way I win and they lose; plays are for gays.
Or I could give you a shitload of updates... :D
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The new flavour Irn Bru is fecking ace.
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Mr. Mulder
Dr. Pepper > Pepsi > having water or even just having nothing at all > coca-cola.
Mango lassi > royal milk tea > water after a good pasta dish > everything on your list
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mjmacky
> everything on your list
Considering that excluding the water, everything on that list is basically the worst thing you can put in your body and that's including chalk, Strychnine, toe fungus peeled from rotting corpses and the AIDS virus then of course you're right.Though apparently "mango lassi" is just a pretenious way of saying yogurt and quite disappointly has nothing to do with auburn-haired women.
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IdolEyes787
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mjmacky
> everything on your list
Considering that excluding the water, everything on that list is basically the worst thing you can put in your body and that's including chalk, Strychnine, toe fungus peeled from rotting corpses and the AIDS virus then of course you're right.Though apparently "mango lassi" is just a pretenious way of saying yogurt and quite disappointly has nothing to do with auburn-haired women.
Try both and see which you think is better. You have to be careful with redheads though, especially if you see yogurt.
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That reminds me of a case of word order. A treat I enjoy is Anna's Swedish Ginger Thins, but I imagine they're best enjoyed after having coitus with Anna's thin Swedish gingers.
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Personal Signs of the Apocalypse
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David Bowie’s final studio album, 'Blackstar,' was passed over for a Grammy nomination for Album of the Year. Justin Bieber was nominated in that top category instead, for 'Purpose.'
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He hasn't won a proper grammy in 31 years. If he won the award now it would be an obvious publicity award. I'd rather someone who is living receive it, Beiber or otherwise.
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I'd rather something associated with the word "talent" would win it.
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Took the day off work so new internets could be installed. 10x the speed with a lower monthly cost. And price is set for life. First speed test: :01:
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Took the day off work so new internets could be installed. 10x the speed with a lower monthly cost. And price is set for life. First speed test: :01:
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*Says, "Wow, buddy, that's wonderful!!!" while secretly wishing you an aneurism.* :D
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That's a fucking savage speed!!!1 :o
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Will Steam max it out on download? I've always wondered if they cap? :eyebrows:
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megabyteme
*Says, "Wow, buddy, that's wonderful!!!" while secretly wishing you an aneurism.* :D
Same, minus the death wish ;)
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anon
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megabyteme
*Says, "Wow, buddy, that's wonderful!!!" while secretly wishing you an aneurism.* :D
Same, minus the death wish ;)
To be fair to Meg, a burst aeurism may only leave you partially paralysed or with severe brain damage.
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I would post my speed test but it would take forever to upload the image. :sadwalk:
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Mr. Mulder
Will Steam max it out on download? I've always wondered if they cap? :eyebrows:
Good Q. Lemmie find something test it on.
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Will Steam max it out on download? I've always wondered if they cap? :eyebrows:
At the moment Steam is peaking at 83 MB/s. :dry:
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Ewe bar steward. Nice Juan.
That Planet Me series. It moved the Earth.
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Skiz
At the moment Steam is peaking at 83 MB/s. :dry:
Almost like being back on 1996 :dabs:
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Good afternoon, bumfags :smilie4:
Got 2 hours of sleep last night thanks to the mental cunt that lives above me, I'm sure I've mentioned him before getting stabbed in the hallway (his bloods still on my door, now a dark brown stain). He's being evicted in 5 days and so he's making the most of his remaining days. Smashing glass and threatening to stab the woman he lives with, slamming doors and generally screaming all things. This went on for hours, then eventually he settled down and started to loudly bang said woman. That lasted all of a minute and which in turn of course gave me the horn and so I had to then bang my misses. By then it was 5am and almost thyme for work. Now I'm at work, tired as fuck and have an hour long call in 5 minutes about some absolute nonsense :dabs:
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Given the night you had talking absolute nonsense for an hour must have been easy.
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whats up loungers see alot of familar names hope all is well and in good health
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Wurd-up, weenden :smilie4:
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:afro1::drunk::guiness::cheers::beer::emorod:
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Leicester, three. The city of Manchester, nil. Twenty minutes gone. Who would have thunk it.
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not good news for Manchester
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I've gotta put together a "quiz of the year" for Saturday night. Anyone got any ideas? It's been quite a quiet year, news-wise :unsure: