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The two things that I got from that is his name is chocolate bar and it took place in some country named after Lionel Messi. I hope there's a quiz so I can ace it.
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We also defeated the American scourge in something called the Men's 4x100m relay because I'm assuming the Americans all stopped running after 4x100 yards, mistakenly thinking the race was over. Suckers.
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Do we have anyone who can run that far? That seems like an awfully long distance. I hope they all got to rest and have snacks between each 100m. Maybe the Merkin team expecting it to be a 4-day event. USA USA USA!!
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IdolEyes787
The two things that I got from that is his name is chocolate bar and it took place in some country named after Lionel Messi. I hope there's a quiz so I can ace it.
You'll have to take a gun safety lesson first.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vtLXNFdxJY
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You'll have to take a gun safety lesson first.
That's wank. I thought the whole point of guns were that they are suppose to be dangerous. If not then Meg might as well walk around with a marshmallow stuffed down his pants.*
*I'm taking a leap of faith here and giving him the benefit of the doubt that he already doesn't.
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*I'm taking a leap of faith here and giving him the benefit of the doubt that he already doesn't.
Don't act like you don't desperately want to confirm it with your own hands.
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That does it!! I surrender my marshmallow before such fondling can take place...
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Anyway the whole point of guns is that they are suppose to be dangerous just like the whole point of scissors that they are suppose to be run with.
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I really shouldn't need to point these things out.
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IdolEyes787
The two things that I got from that is his name is chocolate bar and it took place in some country named after Lionel Messi. I hope there's a quiz so I can ace it.
You'll have to take a gun safety lesson first.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vtLXNFdxJY
I like the possibility that the interpreter was just pretending to understand what the guy was saying and just made up whatever came to mind.
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That does it!! I surrender my marshmallow before such fondling can take place...
You know, I saw marshmallows on sale last week and they were cheaper than I thought, so I may grab a bag or two now. See, something good resulted from all this homosexual innuendo.
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I like the possibility that the interpreter was just pretending to understand what the guy was saying and just made up whatever came to mind.
No sir, the translation is as legit as Trump's tax returns. And if it had an English version or I were skilled at making subtitles, I'd follow up with this one.
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You know gun culture has gotten out of hand when it's impossible to distinguish real crazy from satire.
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Anyway the whole point of guns is that they are suppose to be dangerous just like the whole point of scissors that they are suppose to be run with.
You will be happy to know I keep all of mine fully loaded, one in the chamber (bonus round, amiright!), safety off ( shouldn't we have the right to remove the safety altogether??) and placed at strategic places throughout the house. By 'strategic' I mean wherever I had it last.
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You will be happy to know I keep all of mine fully loaded, one in the chamber (bonus round, amiright!), safety off ( shouldn't we have the right to remove the safety altogether??) and placed at strategic places throughout the house. By 'strategic' I mean wherever I had it last.
Good strategy especially with kids in the house. If you were to leave your guns in the same secure place ever time then they would know just where to look.
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Kids are so cute...they've started playing their own version of Marco-Polo where they will find a gun, randomly fire it, then the other runs to their location.
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I read on the internet that the average American owns 23.5 times more guns than they have common sense.
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one in the chamber (bonus round, amiright!)
The perfect setup for enjoying Russian roulette with people you don't like.
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Good strategy especially with kids in the house. If you were to leave your guns in the same secure place ever time then they would know just where to look.
"Oh, I see Bart gets to have a gun."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGJxhMMvjYU
You know, the more of these posts I read, the more I think that episode was a documentary on American gun politics :glagpinch:
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Kids are so cute...they've started playing their own version of Marco-Polo where they will find a gun, randomly fire it, then the other runs to their location.
You must be proud. Just wait until they start playing cowboys and indians.
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https://store.steampowered.com/app/2...e__Wastelands/
Lot of faith in the company producing a good game considering they can even spell challenge right.
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Well, here we are, talking about it. Besides, they can always fix the typo with a 1 GB patch later.
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"It was the speed bump there..." :lol::lol::lol:
Seriously, LOL'd for about 15 seconds after he said it the first time
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Normally I would harangue you about your seeming indifference to human suffering but in this case Alex Jones assures me that they were all just crisis actors.
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Normally I would harangue you about your seeming indifference to human suffering but in this case Alex Jones assures me that they were all just crisis actors.
Well, you know, 15 years from now he will probably distance himself from that statement.
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"It was the speed bump there..." :lol::lol::lol:
Seriously, LOL'd for about 15 seconds after he said it the first time
Speed bumps are the biggest scam ever. It's almost like they're actually meant to slow you down. :dry:
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They were just cyclists-- it's not like they have feelings or anything.
Whoever created that course really should have taken into consideration that the speed bump probably was not meant to be taken at 50mph. :glag:
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They were just cyclists-- it's not like they have feelings or anything.
After seven hours in the saddle, not in their groinal areas at least.
https://www.sportsinjurybulletin.com...-the-pressure/
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TMI, Idol...TMI...:yikes:
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Sorry you have a busted taint, Idol. :console:
Not sure how many here believe it happened 'cycling', though
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Meg, you once asked if there was an English version of this... well, there is now!
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...DBuXDGK8Cq0orH
If you're not (captivat|mesmeriz|enthrall)ed by the end of episode 2... you can ride your bike into the closest speed bump :shifty:
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Speed bumps kills.
Also I'm pretty sure that they passed a law in 'merica that bans anything Spanish that doesn't pick fruit.
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Fortunately, coffee and cocaine qualify as fruit according the aforementioned America Fuck Yeah Act of 2016.
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The story might be good, but must they speak foreigner gibberish the whole time? I keep wanting to tell someone we need more chips and salsa and another round of margaritas...
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Speaking of speed bumps, how come none of these 'professionals' popped a wheelie and/or made a sick jump with a kick-out? Posers. :dry:
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The story might be good, but must they speak foreigner gibberish the whole time?
This stuff that we've been assuming is a foreign language. Just for the sake of discussion, is it possible that we've been mistaken all along and these people are all simply retarded?
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The story might be good, but must they speak foreigner gibberish the whole time? I keep wanting to tell someone we need more chips and salsa and another round of margaritas...
Don't forget the tacos and now I'm hungry.
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Speaking of speed bumps, how come none of these 'professionals' popped a wheelie and/or made a sick jump with a kick-out? Posers. :dry:
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