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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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anon
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IdolEyes787
Most other sane richest men in the World would be chilling on some beach with a Victoria's Secret model sucking his dick.
All I want is an opportunity to personally prove this statement is 100% correct. :(
Pretty sure that's called voyeurism or stalking
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I said prove, not verify. So this would be... first degree murder followed by identity fraud?
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Certainly a better plan than Idol trying to impersonate a Victoria's Secret model
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megabyteme
Certainly a better plan than Idol trying to impersonate a Victor's Secret model
Seems quite appropriate...
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I forgot to post again, so I skimmed through to see what I missed. There's a usual suspect edging until the big date when all the jiggly apologetics get together for a greasy orgy.
Maybe that's just a biased presumption since I don't really know what all you non-asexuals get up to for fun.
And then there's some banter... check, tech discussions... check, politics... bleh. I'm going to just get this out of the way. It's going to be fast, dry, and rough. DT getting re-elected is pretty simple. Primarily: nonstop media attention post presidency, pre-campaign, and during campaign by every outlet regardless of lean (when it comes down to it, most voting defers to familiarity). Other primarily: out of only two viable candidates on the ballot, he was the only one who wasn't a woman.
As for what he's doing and will continue to do: stupid shit like public stunts, rambling, enabling anyone who is willing to publicly debase themself (by stroking his id) to push their agenda, and do as little in the way as public service as possible while stuffing his fat caked-in-bronze face and thinking of tweets. That is realistically the nicest way I could put it.
What would I like to happen? It's an icky prompt, but it underlies the motivation for all the politically opposed discourse. To answer it, you don't care and neither do I. I'm always one foot off the continent trying to stay out as much as I can. I still enjoy being an immigrant in other countries, being able to speak and read/write enough of the local language to get by but never mastering it enough to pick up on idiotic conversations and comments in the wild. That's all I want. Why is it so hard to keep it that way? :(
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I'm doing a remote job again, this time in accounting. I later plan to be a flight attendant and then try to convert that into an opportunity for paid pilot training. However that goes, eventually, I will have participated in nearly every career archetype.
I think maybe I watched too much The Pretender in the years preceding my escape from cable and networks.
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The more we change the more we stay the same. There's a theory, that who you are is pretty much locked in by the time you reach adolescence. Perceived outward change being little more than a mask.
I merely bring this up because though it's been years and apparently a lot has transpired in your life, you seem to be the same old mjmacky.
I don't know if I should be comforted or troubled by this.
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I'll settle for Merry Christmas.
Until I change my mind.
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Trump bless us everyone!! :cheers:
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Originally Posted by
IdolEyes787
The more we change the more we stay the same. There's a theory, that who you are is pretty much locked in by the time you reach adolescence. Perceived outward change being little more than a mask.
I merely bring this up because though it's been years and apparently a lot has transpired in your life, you seem to be the same old mjmacky.
I don't know if I should be comforted or troubled by this.
Though I get your point, people tend to change in response to their setting. The anecdote seems to hold true often because most people spend very long periods of their life without being influenced by a major catalyst of change.
I have had my life uprooted so often and continue to replicate it willingly, so I'm still operating on my baseline despite constantly chasing different careers and locales. If I ever settle somewhere permanently, I'll probably lose my mind, get stupid, become conservative, and think myself wiser for it. Hopefully the cigarettes kill me before then.
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Originally Posted by
megabyteme
Trump bless us everyone!! :cheers:
and fuck blessings too
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anon
I tried to watch enough of it to understand your blurb, but once they started splicing, it was about the same as being asked to watch animated goatse.
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mjmacky
I'm doing a remote job again, this time in accounting. I later plan to be a flight attendant and then try to convert that into an opportunity for paid pilot training. However that goes, eventually, I will have participated in nearly every career archetype.
I think maybe I watched too much The Pretender in the years preceding my escape from cable and networks.
May I suggest in this order: short-order cook, Broadway dancer, NFL defensive line coach, assistant to Nicholas Cage and muscle for the mob.
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mjmacky
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IdolEyes787
The more we change the more we stay the same. There's a theory, that who you are is pretty much locked in by the time you reach adolescence. Perceived outward change being little more than a mask.
I merely bring this up because though it's been years and apparently a lot has transpired in your life, you seem to be the same old mjmacky.
I don't know if I should be comforted or troubled by this.
Though I get your point, people tend to change in response to their setting. The anecdote seems to hold true often because most people spend very long periods of their life without being influenced by a major catalyst of change.
I have had my life uprooted so often and continue to replicate it willingly, so I'm still operating on my baseline despite constantly chasing different careers and locales. If I ever settle somewhere permanently, I'll probably lose my mind, get stupid, become conservative, and think myself wiser for it. Hopefully the cigarettes kill me before then.
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mjmacky
Fuck your christmas
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mjmacky
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megabyteme
Trump bless us everyone!! :cheers:
and fuck blessings too
I am astounded at the progress you've made, mj.
You are a paragon of personal growth and development.
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Spending a lot of time in heathen lands will do that to you.
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I hacked anon's computer and in folder labelled "My future wife" all there's was this video.https://i.filesharingtalk.com/smilies/unsure.gif
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROrQghvIFf0
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megabyteme
Mary's video resume
Last one is spot on :lol:
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IdolEyes787
I hacked anon's computer and in folder labelled "My future wife" all there's was this video.
If that's all you saw then you must not have hacked it very well.
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"It's definitely not that tube top."
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Ha Canadia. You gettin invaded. We're coming for yer trees and fresh water supply.:gunsmilie:tank:
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A word of caution. The last time Canada and the US fought, twice as many Americans died as Canadians and we burned your White House.
It will be even worse this time because now we have the Mexicans fighting with us and a lot of them are rapists and murderers.
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The British burned the original White House in 1814 after U.S. forces set fire to Canada's parliament.
Apparently we burned your parliament first, whatever that is.
All the best rapists and murderers will be Trump’s cabinet members :snooty:
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We beat you boy-loving Nazis in W W One and God willing we will do it again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-llmuPvw4pU
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megabyteme
All the best rapists and murderers will be Trump’s cabinet members :snooty:
That's an old headline.
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I hear Governor Justine Trudeau was mouthing-off about his feminism today.
Why on earth would anyone be interested.
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j2k4
Governor Justine Trudeau
No but seriously, I for one appreciate your ability to take some rancid comment out of the mouth of a felonious idiot and make it your own.
For record, very few people in Candidia like Trudeau anymore. If I didn't know better I would almost think that money privilege and politics didn't make such a good match.
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IdolEyes787
May I suggest in this order: short-order cook, Broadway dancer, NFL defensive line coach, assistant to Nicholas Cage and muscle for the mob.
The furthest I have made it with respect to those in some adjacent fashion: I started training myself in the culinary skills but never ended up going to work for someone, I considered becoming a freestyle wrestling coach, I looked into the studio set up I would have needed for securing and completing voice acting gigs, I day dreamed a lot about what it would like to be a personal assistant or personal manager (more alongside the logistics of it with respect to travel), and I had a fleeting interest in being a cleaner but more in more of the Wolf side and less the Leon side.
I guess it comes down to me failing to commit.
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megabyteme
Ha Canadia. You gettin invaded. We're coming for yer trees and fresh water supply.:gunsmilie:tank:
Your pallets of Doritos Fromage and single case of Eska have been relocated from Cascade and Chopaka to Carson. The CBSA kindly reminds you to come alone as your hostages troubled young friends will not be permitted entry.
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j2k4
I am astounded at the progress you've made, mj.
You are a paragon of personal growth and development.
Reverse psychology only works when you can mask the agenda.
Don't tame me, bro.
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IdolEyes787
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j2k4
Governor Justine Trudeau
No but seriously, I for one appreciate your ability to take some rancid comment out of the mouth of a felonious idiot and make it your own.
For record, very few people in Candidia like Trudeau anymore. If I didn't know better I would almost think that
money privilege and politics didn't make such a good match.
If I were designing government in a vacuum, the biggest objective would be that powerful offices are filled by those making livable or barely livable wages for a majority of their lives. For example, having their terms limited to such a degree that you make it less attractive to those aiming to exploit the position of power to further enrich themselves.
Just one of many useless ideas.
Anyways, you aren't explicitly stating the purpose of your clarification. It seems like you're trying to help his comedy writing by explaining that you can't misdirect your audience if you start off walking in the opposite direction.
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anon
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IdolEyes787
I hacked anon's computer and in folder labelled "My future wife" all there's was this video.
If that's all you saw then you must not have hacked it very well.
I had always considered myself as someone with incredible mental fortitude. That ended the day I hacked your computer and browsed inside your "Taxes" folder. It still terrorizes me most nights.
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Shay apparently did some 'The Wolf'-type work before he retired at 30. Supposedly legit but maybe he was the guy who was known by a guy who was known by a guy... :idunno:
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megabyteme
Shay apparently did some 'The Wolf'-type work before he retired at 30. Supposedly legit but maybe he was the guy who was known by a guy who was known by a guy... :idunno:
I forgot who that is, in like I forgot the distinguishing characteristics. I know two existed that had names starting with SH.
Speaking of, I wanted to change my name but was reminded that the relic of vbulletin's requirement of an admin to do it still existed.
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mjmacky
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megabyteme
Ha Canadia. You gettin invaded. We're coming for yer trees and fresh water supply.:gunsmilie:tank:
Your pallets of Doritos Fromage and single case of Eska have been relocated from Cascade and Chopaka to Carson. The CBSA kindly reminds you to come alone as your
hostages troubled young friends will not be permitted entry.
Not going to lie. Lived in Candidia all my life and that the first time I've seen the words Doritos Fromage, Eska or Chopaka. Clearly Google knows more about Candida than I do.
CBSA gets tough with obvious White Nationalist hitman.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sXZYCoUyyvw
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Doritos Fromage sounds so fancy you'd have to hold your pinky out to not get orange on it
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mjmacky
If I were designing government in a vacuum, the biggest objective would be that powerful offices are filled by those making livable or barely livable wages for a majority of their lives. For example, having their terms limited to such a degree that you make it less attractive to those aiming to exploit the position of power to further enrich themselves.
"I'll start trusting politicians the day they they earn as much as a school teacher" -- Ricardo Iorio
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mjmacky
I had always considered myself as someone with incredible mental fortitude. That ended the day I hacked your computer and browsed inside your "Taxes" folder. It still terrorizes me most nights.
I'm sorry my taxes were so taxing, but the good news is, it's the government's fault.