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I like them terrible resident evil films, they're all dog shit but I've seen all 6 of them more than once. I want Milla jovovich to piss in my mouth and put cigarettes out on my ball sack.

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Originally Posted by Caballero

Ah. That probably explains why I thought that new Tomb Raider was actually a half-decent movie.

Never saw the original with Angelina.

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Also shit but at least back in ancient times they had the good sense to at least cast someone with charisma to play a character that required tons it.

Geez what's next? A Han Solo played by some unlikable unknown douchebag with a face that you really want to punch? Nah, they'd never be dumb enough to do that.

I watched Krypton but I thought it was shit.

So of course they commissioned a second season :pinch:

It seems like a lot of bad shows are getting renewed these days. Supposedly the networks are trying to give the shows more time to gain an audience. In the past shows were axed if they did not perform right away. A lot of good shows ended early because of that.

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Originally Posted by Caballero

Runaways or whatever it's called?

I've abstained from that, too.

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Runaways are but one of RealtY's many vices

I was hoping Vikander would succeed at Tomb Raider. I have enjoyed her in everything I have seen her in so far.

I thought it was decent enough for a rainy Sunday afternoon. :)

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Originally Posted by Stehle

I thought it was decent enough for a rainy Sunday afternoon. :)

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But then you like science fiction so your relationship with reality is probably tenuous at best.:alien:

To be fair, I disagree with some on IMDB calling it the worst movie ever but on the other hand I'd like someone to give me one thing about this movie that was actually good or well done or if you ever felt for the tiniest of moments that the title character was ever at risk.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

But then you like science fiction so your relationship with reality is probably tenuous at best.:alien:

To be fair, I disagree with some on IMDB calling it the worst movie ever but on the other hand I'd like someone to give me one thing about this movie that was actually good or well done or if you ever felt for the tiniest of moments that the title character was ever at risk.

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Touché! :shifty:

(...sez the man that fell asleep 3 times during the "Avengers: Infinity War" movie in the theater.) :alien: ;)

[To be fair... the new reclining seats now are too damn comfortable!] :yup:

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Originally Posted by Stehle

[To be fair... the new reclining seats now are too damn comfortable!] :yup:

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Translation. The theatre I go to sells alcohol. :shifty: