In Canada they teach us that your best bet of surviving a run-in with a bear is to lie down and pretend that you're Leonardo DiCaprio.
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In Canada they teach us that your best bet of surviving a run-in with a bear is to lie down and pretend that you're Leonardo DiCaprio.
In Florida they teach us that your best bet of surviving a run-in with alligators right outside your house door is to lie down and pretend that you're Leonardo DiCaprio, call Mr Ruger whileQuote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
smoking a Cuban cigar, (preferably a Cohiba), and when Mr Ruger arrives just point at it's threatening head. Take a big puff... and call all your vaccinated dinner party mates.
I knew you couldn't trust those Australians.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgx9muTD2N0
Side note. Sean Kelly is the absolute best.
I've always liked electric powered vehicles...
Had 4 helping run the farm... may get another... maybe semi self driving. :unsure:
Than this enters the scene...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HaEr7jsXMM
His car is impounded... and later buys another Tesla for... $$$ ...Cash! :cry:
Only in a Californian 'merike! {sigh}
They should have arrested him for those eyebrows
They need to take the crime of being Eugene Levy off the books.
Yup, Good One! :lol:
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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Muldy. You're alive. Good to see.
Sup :mushy:
I've lost two stone living off Fanta and microwave Katsu curries only, my piss is dark yellow and I've wasted 312 hours playing Warzone but medically speaking I am alive.
:glagpinch:
Has the missus left, or something else.