Last one to post wins the internets

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Weight gain or loss is dependant on calorie intake. The only reason that certain types of food are considered "fattening" is because they tend to more densely caloric or in the case of certain sugars, raise your blood insulin. As for sodium, it's chief negative effect is a rise in water retention/ hypertension. Anyway,looking on the bright side, Mulder is doomed to succumb to malnutrition before he needs to worry about any of that.:)

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When you want to rock hard and die young like Mulder, but can't afford Fanta.

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Another project to keep an eye on, Stehle. ;)

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https://femtostar.com/

Another project to keep an eye on, Stehle. ;)

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Ohh.... is wonderful... luv that name too! :lol:

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I've lost two stone living off Fanta and microwave Katsu curries only, my piss is dark yellow and I've wasted 312 hours playing Warzone but medically speaking I am alive.

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Too busy living the dream to spend time with us plebs :rolleyes:

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I was 18 when I joined this cyber cult, I'm 35 tomorrow. I want the clothes back that I checked in with including the contents of their pockets - 3 pogs, a semen drenched tissue and roughly 5 fruit pastilles. I also want to be moved to a different lodge away from the sacrificial lamb pen, their human like vaginas no longer please me :snooty:

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I was 18 when I joined this cyber cult, I'm 35 tomorrow....

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Have a happy B'day! :lol:

(You do know that... Aliens are really... real right?.) :alien:

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I was 18 when I joined this cyber cult, I'm 35 tomorrow. I want the clothes back that I checked in with including the contents of their pockets - 3 pogs, a semen drenched tissue and roughly 5 fruit pastilles.

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> No Discman
> No BeyBlade
> No Yu-Gi-Oh cards
> No fleshlight made with a Pringles can and foam rubber

Were you young and stupid or what? Also, merry birthmas in advance, you fucking legend :kiss:

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Too busy living the dream to spend time with us plebs :rolleyes:

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I was 18 when I joined this cyber cult, I'm 35 tomorrow. I want the clothes back that I checked in with including the contents of their pockets - 3 pogs, a semen drenched tissue and roughly 5 fruit pastilles. I also want to be moved to a different lodge away from the sacrificial lamb pen, their human like vaginas no longer please me :snooty:

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Damn that's nearly half your life... Happy birthday you old tart :wacko:

To quote Oscar Mayer, "Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years".

Happy birthday, Mulder. :yay:

Happy Birthday, Mule-deer! :D

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