Last one to post wins the internets

I input all the data that I have on anon, football and Argentina into some Russian program that I found on Facebook. According to it, the most likely scenario of what has happened to anon is that during World Cup celebrations, some fans got into a fight about whether you are gay or not, if asked it would still be disrespectful to not blow Lionel Messi. During the ensuing riot and corresponding police corruption, anon was beaten to death by a gaucho who seeing anon's Naruto anime t-shirt, assume him to be ghey.

Anon is Messi.

"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth"

— Arthur Conan Doyle

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Originally Posted by Stehle

Welcome back Cab! :)

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I could say it's a pleasure to be back, but that'd be an obvious lie...

Well obviously anon isn't coming back. Who wants to replace him?

I'd nominate Kevin McCarthy but then we'd be here all week.

I wonder if it was just anon's week to be El Presidente. Either that or it could just be his turn to feed the mule that powers the electrical grid.


Being that those are the two most prestigious jobs in the country, he's probably letting the power and fame go to his head, thus forsaking us here.

Thus spake Zarathustra.

The rats deserting a sinking ship analogy comes to mind.

Nah I suspect RealtY is using the place to launder his unspeakably evil ill-gotten gains

It is the Friday the Thirteenth of my soul.