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It's a latitudinal thing. This is why I also get away with looking down on Americans.
The greatest trick Bill Gates ever pulled was convincing the world the Earth isn't flat.
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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Bill Gates is Kevin Spacey? This would explain a lot.Quote:
Originally Posted by anon
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Originally Posted by shainahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJE3EgTGg9kQuote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
All you Canucks are high.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787Bill Gates is Kevin Spacey? This would explain a lot.Quote:
Originally Posted by anon
I'm pretty high myself...:cool:
"To a cop, the explanation is never that complicated. It's always simple. There's no mystery to the street, no archcriminal behind it all. If you got a dead body and you think his brother did it, you're gonna find out you're right."Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I miss Meg. Anyone know where's he's incarcerated?
Meg makes a post about having life insurance, then vanishes. In the meantime, Elon Musk's net worth coincidentally goes up... it doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened :dry:
#FSTLivesMatter
Anyway, here's something to help usforgetmove on from his death by satellite cannon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2ku5ZE2Ie0
That's crazy conspiracy talk. You should use logic. Who can't go online due to a court order? Right, sex offenders.Quote:
Originally Posted by anon
I've been feeding raccoons for years. They have this in common with chimpanzees. The young ones are cute and the big old ones scare the fuck out of me.Quote:
Originally Posted by anon
About twenty years ago I found myself picking a lock for a friend who'd lost the key to his hunting camp.
I thought I felt something pulling on my right pant-leg, but couldn't look at the precise moment I felt it - before I could do anything else, there were four baby raccoons hanging from my jacket, nuzzling my hair and beard.
There's nothing on earth as cute as a baby 'coon, but then it occurred to me mama raccoon was gonna attack me momentarily.
It didn't happen; I looked around and found her dead under the porch I was standing on, and my DNR buddy told me I had to give the babies over to the local animal control guy to be "dealt with".
I'd love to have kept the little buggers. :(
Not for nothing but that guy needs to die.
https://theathletic.com/1408168/2019...lton-mckivitz/
Wild animals have a probably short, probably miserable existence and some mouth-breather thinks he has the right to take even that from them.
You have interestingQuote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
and likely accurateideas, but shortly after making my previous post, there was a four-day blackout in my area. It's fairly obvious someone doesn't want me to expose the truth about this conspiracy :huh:
#MegDidn'tKillHimself #TurnMeOnDeadMan
Well, then they're not so different from us after all.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Also, if the King of Pop couldn't handle Bubbles becoming a grown-up, your chances were approximately 0%.
Here's the happy ending all of you deserved but never got.Quote:
Originally Posted by j2k4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z56j_VpKX_0
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Originally Posted by shaina
Did you know they purr when they're happy? True story.
Too bad raccoons can't rise up in righteous anger destroying everything in their path like Republicans or for the sake of OlegL, Black people, you'd be less smug then, Nazis.
Keep thinking that, it's really convenient for us... I mean them.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Hmm... still no sight of my friend Meg...
James Bondmegabyteme will return. Let's start a crowdfunding campaign.
How much is in the fund? :sly:
Two generous people from Canada donated VHS head cleaner and a set of kitchen knives. There are also some NFTs, which means we're rich as soon as I can find aQuote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
suckerbuyer.
Fighting fire with fire? :glagpinch:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
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Originally Posted by anonTwo generous people from Canada donated VHS head cleaner and a set of Used kitchen knives. There are also some NFTs, which means we're rich as soon as I can find aQuote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
suckerbuyer.
I would pay kate winslet £20 to fart in my eyes.
Would you pay 50 for a golden shower:unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
50 bucks is 50 bucks, right Shay?
I believe the value of the vhs cleaning fluid is higher than that of nfts these days. Not sure what people thought they were going to do with these 'valuable' jpgs. Perhaps they will be tradeable for beanie babies some day :idunno:
Ok "Bucks" we would say :)Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
We both know that a fart is shit without the mess... but they say piss is a aphrodisiac :naughty:
Question?? Where is the Euros ($) key on our keyboards??
Isn't it just Windex with a different label on it:unsure:Quote:
I believe the value of the vhs cleaning fluid is higher than that of nfts these days.
I guess the used knives were of no interests... You have cash now, bet you splurged and got the Wolf Gang Puck limited edition set from the Shopping Channel;)
You may be right on this one... But didn't they start the jpgs. sales on OnlyFans??Quote:
Not sure what people thought they were going to do with these 'valuable' jpgs. Perhaps they will be tradeable for beanie babies some day :idunno:
Still love to actually get rid of the 100's of beanie babies i have in my storage locker.......
I once had nude dancer fart in my eyes in a club in Las Vegas... we married that night... of course I left her in the morning...
As you probably all know the old saying about Las Vegas.
True Story.
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Originally Posted by Stehle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9StN-YHOW9w
Makes you want to watch the movie again just for shits and giggles literally...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOzdJYeOICs
For 20 quid she should at least let you pick the scent by buying her dinner first.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
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Originally Posted by megabyteme
Why have 50 bucks when you can have 100, which apparently is twice as much.Quote:
Originally Posted by shaina
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Facebook allowed you to buy and send "gifts" as early as 2009, but the world was not yet ready for financial darwinism.Quote:
Originally Posted by shaina