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Last one to post gets $20.
Starting a new thread.
If you don't know the rules then there's <1% chance you will win anyway.
If you do I'll tell you.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0805952/
Your internet parents named you after this, apparently.
Just got back from a lovely Breakfast!!, and taking my boy to the subway.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
And your employment is and will remain a mystery and we will leave it at that:D
I assume you were awake and watched the US debate, What did you think of the candidates?
I can't even
I actually didn't have sausages for breakfast, decided to go with peameal bacon:happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
It really amazes me what you find..Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I have been using an iPhone for work, and an Android 7 phone for personal use for just over a year. I've realised that, due to my constant fiddling with the operating systems, I've finally modified the android OS to look like iOS and I've also, shoddily hacked a lot of Android functionality in to my iOS device.
I think I may be some kind of digital transgender. :unsure:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england...shire-37714159
Attachment 172588Quote:
Originally Posted by BBC
The University of Nottingham Students' Union claimed the costume was "in no way intended to reference the tragedy" at Alton Towers.
However, the reporter who wrote the article said some of the students were wearing fake amputated legs.
Attachment 172589
Do you think the image order was reversed in the original story on the BBC site in order to reduce the comedic effect, or something else.
Have fun while you can, you students you, with your future life of no job, no house, no pension and crippling debt to look forward to.
... and yes, pun intended.
:glag: :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by shainaJust got back from a lovely Breakfast!!, and taking my boy to the subway.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
And your employment is and will remain a mystery and we will leave it at that:D
I assume you were awake and watched the US debate, What did you think of the candidates?
Shit, this guy is good, it's next generation fishermania. How do I get onto his level.
#10000
Quads means I get a free Skype show from Mulder.
Guess vidme is unsupported
https://vid.me/WaUL
I'm obsessively looping this with an erotic filter. Like, in the middle of it, Kate McKinnon seals her eyes as if she is momentarily consumed by lust from Emily Blunt breathing on her neck, and who could blame her.
But that could just be me.
Hermits have no peer pressure.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
that's because women sit down to peeQuote:
Originally Posted by Something ElseHermits have no peer pressure.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
She's got her love eggs in.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Also, The blonde burd has got a bit of a Squeamous forehead. Wtf did you do to her anyway, mary, to make her leave.
She seemed perfectly happy when I took my enforced sabbatical.
I didn't show up to our date.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I think Dave stalked her off the boreds.
The weirdest thing... when I hit Reply with Quote (hey admin, prepositions should be lower case even when using title caps), I can't add any spaces to the end of my post (e.g., for creating a space between words). Adding spaces works fine when they're placed somewhere in the middle or starting from an empty box.
Again, squeamous never came back because I left her with an empty box.
More like what finds me.Quote:
Originally Posted by shainaIt really amazes me what you find..Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I don't want to give you the wrong impression, I don't really surf the internet at all.
It could have been worse, you could have left her with a full ... never mind.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
I told her that would happen if she didn't wait til you were fixed.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyI didn't show up to our date.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Womenz these dayz. Ruled by their libido :no:
Still not fixed. I started a serious relationship sort of by accident while I was still in Florida, and that lasted just over two years. I still had ambitions to be single, so I broke it off when I moved (clearly communicating this well before the move). I almost jeopardized my single status in Colorado, and that's when I realized that I go into auto pilot to hunt down another woman after getting out of a previous relationship. Like, I blow right past red flags with reckless abandon.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerI told her that would happen if she didn't wait til you were fixed.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Womenz these dayz. Ruled by their libido :no:
Now, I'm taking a more active approach to staying single, and by that I mean I'm more mindful of my habits. It feels shitty to reject someone, so I don't let it get that far.
In summary, the repairs have been delayed, and I am in desperate need of a minimum of two domesticated cats.
Still not fixed. I started a serious relationship sort of by accident while I was still in Florida, and that lasted just over two years. I still had ambitions to be single, so I broke it off when I moved (clearly communicating this well before the move). I almost jeopardized my single status in Colorado, and that's when I realized that I go into auto pilot to hunt down another woman after getting out of a previous relationship. Like, I blow right past red flags with reckless abandon.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerI told her that would happen if she didn't wait til you were fixed.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Womenz these dayz. Ruled by their libido :no:
Now, I'm taking a more active approach to staying single, and by that I mean I'm more mindful of my habits. It feels shitty to reject someone, so I don't let it get that far.
In summary, the repairs have been delayed, and I am in desperate need of a minimum of two domesticated cats.
What I get from the last three sentences is that you're practically a hermit, living as you are in a place where you can't even articulate your desire to unblock your colon to a store clerk.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyStill not fixed. I started a serious relationship sort of by accident while I was still in Florida, and that lasted just over two years. I still had ambitions to be single, so I broke it off when I moved (clearly communicating this well before the move). I almost jeopardized my single status in Colorado, and that's when I realized that I go into auto pilot to hunt down another woman after getting out of a previous relationship. Like, I blow right past red flags with reckless abandon.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Now, I'm taking a more active approach to staying single, and by that I mean I'm more mindful of my habits. It feels shitty to reject someone, so I don't let it get that far.
In summary, the repairs have been delayed, and I am in desperate need of a minimum of two domesticated cats.
Less mindful of habits and more hamstrung by circumstance.
It seems like you're more fixed than you were previously when you were with the Serbian female.
Dating fuck-ups are an anecdotary bedrock of functioning society participants.
===
I almost replied to the first part with a soliloquy about how I always did the hunting down thing after a relationship ended. Every time.
I didn't though and here's another of those annoying stage scenes:
mary: This is what I do when a relationship ends [tells story].
manker: fuck that, here's what I do when a relationship ends [tells story].
mary <thinks>: Who gives a fuck what you do, this was supposed to be about me right now, not you a hundred years ago.
manker <thinks>: hmmz, she's silent, must want me to expound.
manker: There was this one girl ... .
mary <thinks>: I'm going to stab this guy in the fucking face at next summer's FST get-together.
What I get from the last three sentences is that you're practically a hermit, living as you are in a place where you can't even articulate your desire to unblock your colon to a store clerk.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyStill not fixed. I started a serious relationship sort of by accident while I was still in Florida, and that lasted just over two years. I still had ambitions to be single, so I broke it off when I moved (clearly communicating this well before the move). I almost jeopardized my single status in Colorado, and that's when I realized that I go into auto pilot to hunt down another woman after getting out of a previous relationship. Like, I blow right past red flags with reckless abandon.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Now, I'm taking a more active approach to staying single, and by that I mean I'm more mindful of my habits. It feels shitty to reject someone, so I don't let it get that far.
In summary, the repairs have been delayed, and I am in desperate need of a minimum of two domesticated cats.
Less mindful of habits and more hamstrung by circumstance.
It seems like you're more fixed than you were previously when you were with the Serbian female.
Dating fuck-ups are an anecdotary bedrock of functioning society participants.
===
I almost replied to the first part with a soliloquy about how I always did the hunting down thing after a relationship ended. Every time.
I didn't though and here's another of those annoying stage scenes:
mary: This is what I do when a relationship ends [tells story].
manker: fuck that, here's what I do when a relationship ends [tells story].
mary <thinks>: Who gives a fuck what you do, this was supposed to be about me right now, not you a hundred years ago.
manker <thinks>: hmmz, she's silent, must want me to expound.
manker: There was this one girl ... .
mary <thinks>: I'm going to stab this guy in the fucking face at next summer's FST get-together.
That's not an annoying stage scene, it's a minute, n'est ce pas.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerWhat I get from the last three sentences is that you're practically a hermit, living as you are in a place where you can't even articulate your desire to unblock your colon to a store clerk.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Less mindful of habits and more hamstrung by circumstance.
It seems like you're more fixed than you were previously when you were with the Serbian female.
Dating fuck-ups are an anecdotary bedrock of functioning society participants.
===
I almost replied to the first part with a soliloquy about how I always did the hunting down thing after a relationship ended. Every time.
I didn't though and here's another of those annoying stage scenes:
mary: This is what I do when a relationship ends [tells story].
manker: fuck that, here's what I do when a relationship ends [tells story].
mary <thinks>: Who gives a fuck what you do, this was supposed to be about me right now, not you a hundred years ago.
manker <thinks>: hmmz, she's silent, must want me to expound.
manker: There was this one girl ... .
mary <thinks>: I'm going to stab this guy in the fucking face at next summer's FST get-together.
That's not an annoying stage scene, it's a minute, n'est ce pas.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerWhat I get from the last three sentences is that you're practically a hermit, living as you are in a place where you can't even articulate your desire to unblock your colon to a store clerk.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Less mindful of habits and more hamstrung by circumstance.
It seems like you're more fixed than you were previously when you were with the Serbian female.
Dating fuck-ups are an anecdotary bedrock of functioning society participants.
===
I almost replied to the first part with a soliloquy about how I always did the hunting down thing after a relationship ended. Every time.
I didn't though and here's another of those annoying stage scenes:
mary: This is what I do when a relationship ends [tells story].
manker: fuck that, here's what I do when a relationship ends [tells story].
mary <thinks>: Who gives a fuck what you do, this was supposed to be about me right now, not you a hundred years ago.
manker <thinks>: hmmz, she's silent, must want me to expound.
manker: There was this one girl ... .
mary <thinks>: I'm going to stab this guy in the fucking face at next summer's FST get-together.
Speaking of Usenets / Torrents
I still just use https://www.gingadaddy.com/index.php for Usenets and
https://1337x.to/ for torrents.
Between them I can steal pretty much whatever I want, fastly.
Speaking of Usenets / Torrents
I still just use https://www.gingadaddy.com/index.php for Usenets and
https://1337x.to/ for torrents.
Between them I can steal pretty much whatever I want, fastly.
Poetry. :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Poetry. :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I wouldn't even want to articulate that situation when in need to someone in English.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I'm no stranger to the hermit lifestyle, but I'm living differently over here. I spend most of nonworking hours out and about.
To your point, it's the story genre altogether that doesn't interest me, even my own. Let's make a suicide pact, where if either of us discusses our post-relationship exploits, Meg must commit suicide.
Also, I'm not equating the delay of my healing celibacy with a dating fuck-up. The relationship was enriching, and I have no regrets. The desire for a self-centered lifestyle was just too strong to sustain it. Mostly, I didn't want to compromise being able to make seat-of-the-pants decisions during and after a transoceanic relocation by feeling responsible for another human being. I'm saying she was a good woman with an unappealing addiction to certainty.
On the last note, I'm still going to stab you, but that's only because stabbing is wholesome fun.
I wouldn't even want to articulate that situation when in need to someone in English.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I'm no stranger to the hermit lifestyle, but I'm living differently over here. I spend most of nonworking hours out and about.
To your point, it's the story genre altogether that doesn't interest me, even my own. Let's make a suicide pact, where if either of us discusses our post-relationship exploits, Meg must commit suicide.
Also, I'm not equating the delay of my healing celibacy with a dating fuck-up. The relationship was enriching, and I have no regrets. The desire for a self-centered lifestyle was just too strong to sustain it. Mostly, I didn't want to compromise being able to make seat-of-the-pants decisions during and after a transoceanic relocation by feeling responsible for another human being. I'm saying she was a good woman with an unappealing addiction to certainty.
On the last note, I'm still going to stab you, but that's only because stabbing is wholesome fun.
Also, manker, could you do me a huge favor? For a few days, could you stick to being either completely right or completely wrong? The muddled region you keep playing in is exhausting.
Also, manker, could you do me a huge favor? For a few days, could you stick to being either completely right or completely wrong? The muddled region you keep playing in is exhausting.
Look, mate. It's who I am, it's what I do; I delve into the grey, push the envelope, I possess both bun and penny, and I frequently have cake whilst sated.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
It's the kind of thing that stems from years of being in the self-same daredevil profession.
You can ask anyone ... well, except Shay. That wouldn't be an ideal idea.
I'm pretty sure she thinks I work for Heinz :eyebrows:
Look, mate. It's who I am, it's what I do; I delve into the grey, push the envelope, I possess both bun and penny, and I frequently have cake whilst sated.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
It's the kind of thing that stems from years of being in the self-same daredevil profession.
You can ask anyone ... well, except Shay. That wouldn't be an ideal idea.
I'm pretty sure she thinks I work for Heinz :eyebrows:
How the fuck would I know, I'm not a poet nor a homosexual.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaulThat's not an annoying stage scene, it's a minute, n'est ce pas.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Tautology above.