Last one to post wins the internets

Literally kill me.

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Time magazine picks 100 most influential photos of all time
Images include 9/11's Falling Man, flag-raising at Iwo Jima, Ellen's Oscar selfie.

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Originally Posted by chalice

I shall be getting properly wopped with a blend of strenuous strangling weeds, coiffing the vino la rouge, listening to horrible foreign children arguing over wanky Minecraft, cos the twelve year old is here and he reckons he's a Minecraft savant, which he isn't, fuck I hate Minecraft, and I plan to watch as much Keith Moon drum performances as possible, with the sound down.

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Is the twelve year old a foreign Johnny.

You could always listen to Leonard Cohen whilst watching Keith Moon drumming sans sound.

You wouldn't need weeds then.

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Originally Posted by Something Else

That does sound good. I will be dancing to some gypsydelica music, painting people's faces and getting hepped up on goofballs to the max.

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Painting people's faces, whilst hepped up on goofballs and dancing.

Quality.

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back to work today after 2 weeks off :emo: its not so bad coming back on a Saturday for OT. The place is empty and there's a Simpsons double bill on the big tellybox behind me. 715 emails, over 300 from machines saying they're OK and not to worry :mushy:

In sad news my 98 year old gran apparently fell out of bed last night and is in a very bad way :sadwalk:

Sorry to hear about your gran, m80. Hope she'll be ok.
98 is very old for a gran, mine just had a birthday and she was 86, which I thought was doing pretty well for a human.

Your 2 weeks off went quick btw

And also; fuck you, Giroud.

Hoi Manboy, should you not be watching the egg chasing.

Japon should be a decent test :naughty:

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Originally Posted by chalice

vino la rouge

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Jesus, fella. Only 8 hits on google for that conurbation of three tongues - and the first from an English language website.
I don't know whether to feel impressed or maligned.

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Originally Posted by JPaul

Hoi Manboy, should you not be watching the egg chasing.

Japon should be a decent test :naughty:

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They probably will be :pinch:

I've designated this one as not a proper international, as I've got to ration my all-dayers this month.
The gods are probably furiously debating my position on this as we speak.

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Originally Posted by JPaul

Hoi Manboy, should you not be watching the egg chasing.

Japon should be a decent test :naughty:

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They probably will be :pinch:

I've designated this one as not a proper international, as I've got to ration my all-dayers this month.
The gods are probably furiously debating my position on this as we speak.

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So not a test then.