Last one to post wins the internets

I won.

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Originally Posted by jmz

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I bet yer mom never said that

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Originally Posted by jmz

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Hmm... yer dad may of said it... as he slipped out the back door never to be seen again...

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

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Originally Posted by jmz

I won.

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I bet yer mom never said that

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Let me tell you a secret , Meg if you promise not to blab it to the rest of the internet.

In life, my Mum was a very unassuming but conservative woman and before she died, God rest her soul, she only made me promise two things. One, that I wouldn't bury her body in the backyard like a dog just so that I could pretend she wasn't dead and I could then go on collecting her pension and two that if anything bad ever happened and even the slightest possibility existed of someone believing my lies then I should blame it all on Obama.
Now I wasn't able to keep that first promise I made to Mom so I hope no one ever suggests I break the second.

This thread is all Obama's fault.

Anon, Meg is trying to tell me the reason that you speak such perfect English is because the cartel needed someone to translate when they torture DEA agents. Is this true?

Happy New Year to all hereabout...:)

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Originally Posted by j2k4

Happy New Year to all hereabout...:)

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Same to you and your family buddy, a Healthy and Happy New Year:yay:

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Anon, Meg is trying to tell me the reason that you speak such perfect English is because the cartel needed someone to translate when they torture DEA agents. Is this true?

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DEA Agent: "Okay, okay, our funding comes from a dummy account on bank A, number 123456!"
Me: "He said 'fuck you beaner, you wouldn't dare to shoot me'."

I've seen enough clips on YouTube of the series Narcos to believe that's what actually happened.

Didn't know our daily news are also posted on YouTube :happy: