Last one to post wins the internets

Judge could have been a Cockney.
"Last night I'm having a pint, right, when this geezer comes over and smashes me missus right in the fucking gabber. I'm just sitting there finking; 'You'll keep, sunshine'. Know wot I mean, Trev?"

In terms of putting effort in to presentation, how far do you go, when you already live with your partner. Mrs. Something Else says that me changing hat until she complains less isn't sufficient.

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3791395[/URL]]I once read a ruling from a Tribunal in which the Judge used the term "historic present tense"

I though it was divine.

Translatio temporum as it were.

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Seminal would have covered it, Shirley.

You really shouldn't put "seminal" and "covered it" in the same sentence.

I just doesn't come across properly.

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In terms of putting effort in to presentation, how far do you go, when you already live with your partner. Mrs. Something Else says that me changing hat until she complains less isn't sufficient.

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You're asking the wrong bloke. I'm usually in work or the wankpit avoiding such tricky conundrums.
JP's always cooking and barbie, basically, isn't allowed to do or say anything ever.

Mulder's your man. He takes his missus outside.
To zoos and plantations :smilie4:

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You really shouldn't put "seminal" and "covered it" in the same sentence.

I just doesn't come across properly.

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Wey-hey!

Watching the new Black Mirrors, first ones good :smilie4:

Watching the Merkin F1 qualifying.

The two fastest cars came first and second.

The next two fastest came third and fourth.

The next two fastest came fifth and sixth.

I got fed up after that.

It's almost like the faster a car is the more likely it is to win.

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Originally Posted by JPaul

Watching the Merkin F1 qualifying.

The two fastest cars came first and second.

The next two fastest came third and fourth.

The next two fastest came fifth and sixth.

I got fed up after that.

It's almost like the faster a car is the more likely it is to win.

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Where's a Gilles Villeneuve when you need him?


http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2...rmula-1-career

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Originally Posted by JPaul

Watching the Merkin F1 qualifying.

The two fastest cars came first and second.

The next two fastest came third and fourth.

The next two fastest came fifth and sixth.

I got fed up after that.

It's almost like the faster a car is the more likely it is to win.

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Where's a Gilles Villeneuve when you need him?

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Dead, unless I missed something.