How the fuck would I know, I'm not a poet nor a homosexual.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
That's not an annoying stage scene, it's a minute, n'est ce pas.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Tautology above.
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How the fuck would I know, I'm not a poet nor a homosexual.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaulThat's not an annoying stage scene, it's a minute, n'est ce pas.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Tautology above.
I don't like the word "nor", it's always struck me as a bit ostentatious.
To be fair ostentatious is also a bit ostentatious.
Rather.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
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Originally Posted by JPaul
How gracious of them. Top quality, good-natured joshing to the max.
A Swede once PM'd me saying that he knew I was rodding but would I mind awfully using 'nor' rather than 'or' when appropriate because it was doing his swede in.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
I wouldn't mind but I didn't even realise I was doing anything wrong.
True, but paraphrased, Story.
Foreigners seem to be taught English grammar more effectively than some natives. Mrs.Spanish Something Else introduced me to phrasal verbs the other day. Having looked in to them, it appears that the English language, by its design and nature, could be intended to have the dual effect of the better and broader vocabulary used, the more insulted the other party feels.
Conversely, it could well be said that the wider the vocabulary, the more accurate a thought could be expressed in words, which, in the most part, are not sufficient to express our exact meanings.
/Morning doob
It's about ten past two, flowe.Quote:
Originally Posted by Something Else
I once read a ruling from a Tribunal in which the Judge used the term "historic present tense"
I though it was divine.
Translatio temporum as it were.
I suppose that eyewitness accounts are always given in court using the historic present tense.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
I was also writing something something about the narrative something, when I decided to google "Translatio temporum" because I didn't know what it meant.
557 results on the entire internets. You ostentatious git.
Judge could have been a Cockney.
"Last night I'm having a pint, right, when this geezer comes over and smashes me missus right in the fucking gabber. I'm just sitting there finking; 'You'll keep, sunshine'. Know wot I mean, Trev?"
In terms of putting effort in to presentation, how far do you go, when you already live with your partner. Mrs. Something Else says that me changing hat until she complains less isn't sufficient.
Seminal would have covered it, Shirley.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul;[URL="tel:3791395"
You really shouldn't put "seminal" and "covered it" in the same sentence.
I just doesn't come across properly.
You're asking the wrong bloke. I'm usually in work or the wankpit avoiding such tricky conundrums.Quote:
Originally Posted by Something Else
JP's always cooking and barbie, basically, isn't allowed to do or say anything ever.
Mulder's your man. He takes his missus outside.
To zoos and plantations :smilie4:
Wey-hey!Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
Watching the new Black Mirrors, first ones good :smilie4:
Watching the Merkin F1 qualifying.
The two fastest cars came first and second.
The next two fastest came third and fourth.
The next two fastest came fifth and sixth.
I got fed up after that.
It's almost like the faster a car is the more likely it is to win.
Where's a Gilles Villeneuve when you need him?Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2...rmula-1-career
Dead, unless I missed something.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787Where's a Gilles Villeneuve when you need him?Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
:pinch:
It was better in the olden days, apparently.
Unfortunately the oldest F1 days I can remember were Nigel Mansell winning in the fastest car. I've never watched a race all the way thro', let alone a qualifying session.
Same with horsing. Frankie Dettori is a genious. No he isn't, he just rode the fastest horses.
And what the actual fuck is dressage anyway. The most bigly still horse? Never watched it, I might be wrong.
Sailing/canoeing/rowing is alright since there are no engines involved. Cycling is borderline because some of those bikes cos about £7,000 so there's going to be some tech there to give the Sky boys a huge advantage because, let's face it, UK were always shite at bikes up to around 2008. Now we're the best at every discipline for some reason (it's money). I like track cycling though (since 2008).
I almost forgot where I was going with that, but it was that I like sporting participants to compete against each other without all the shite.
Like what they do in boxing. That's probably my favourite.
Biking is great now, turns out if you have asthma you can take performance enhancing drugs to level the playing field.
That logic is like a man born with no legs becoming the best bikeist in the World because they gave him bionic ones ... to level the playing field.
Nathan Cleverly has a BSc in Maths (yes there is a fucking "s" in it) from Cardiff University.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
He is World Light-Heavyweight champion (WBA). Former WBO champion at the same weight.
Who calls their wean Nathan.
I wasn't clever enough to do maths at university. The good ones don't give a fuck how 'good' your B in Pure and Stats was.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaulNathan Cleverly has a BSc in Maths (yes there is a fucking "s" in it) from Cardiff University.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
He is World Light-Heavyweight champion (WBA). Former WBO champion at the same weight.
Who calls their wean Nathan.
Had to revert to beanism after A-Levels, to my initial chagrin. It was fine though, turned out the course was a breeze and I got away with taking way more drugs and barely coherent freshers than would have been possible in a dry course like pure maths where hard sums were required. Thinking about it, I would have probably done all that anyway, got a 2:2 in maths and ended up being a civil servant.
The Cleverleys live on the same street my Dad grew up on in Cefn Fforest.
Calzaghe went to my school, he was a few years above, and WBC lightweight Champion Gavin Rees was a couple of years below me.
It's what some tabloids might term a hot-bed of boxing around here. And there's me with wrists like celery.
Thighs of steel, though, I'm still playing footie. What I'm saying is that you'd better knock me out with your first punch, motherfucker, or you'll never catch me :smilie4:
I could snap your thigh like a twig, with one punch... brothermucker.
In other thoughts, I watched Grimsby, the fillum not the shithole, yesterday.
I don't usually like Sasha Barton Coyne but I did laugh a bit at it. In spite of my bets efforts.
Medical exceptions are a valid thing and aren't unique to cycling. Of the cases revealed in the Russian hack the only one that is highly suspicious is the one for Sir Bradley Wiggins. Even discounting the choice of drugs, the timing is just too suspect.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
http://cyclingtips.com/2016/09/team-...real-concerns/
I really liked him in the 11 O'Clock show, I either grew up or he's been shite ever since.
However, if Grimsby can make a dour Scotch laugh out loud, I might nick it.
I just made myself remember Daisy Donovan. Bloody hell. I think she's why I like posh English burds.
I agree to an extent, but then when, medically, would be a better time for Wiggins not to be suffering from asthma? I can't think of a more opportune moment than during hard parts of a 21 day bicycle jaunt.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787Medical exceptions are a valid thing and aren't unique to cycling. Of the cases revealed in the Russian hack the only one that is highly suspicious is the one for Sir Bradley Wiggins. Even discounting the choice of drugs, the timing is just too suspect.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
http://cyclingtips.com/2016/09/team-...real-concerns/
If you say that TUEs are okay, then timing has little to do with it. The ethics comes down to the choice of drugs administered and the levels thereof.
In this case, he clearly shouldn't have been allowed to ship a boatload of banned steroids when other, admittedly less effective, remedies are available.
When taking performance enhancing drugs the timing has everything to do with it. :unsure:
I do however agree that the Jews are behind it.
What I mean is that if you agree with TUEs, because that guy or girl needs these drugs, then obviously you're going to also have to agree that it's a good thing to take them when the body is at its highest stress levels; i.e. competition.
The timing is only going to be suspicious and can therefore be discounted. What's more important is the type of drug and what effect it has one one's ability to run/swim/pedal fastly.
The idea that someone is the best bikeist in the World, it's just that he has bad lungs and so needs to take performance enhancing drugs is just nonsense.
Alright, download is done so I'm off home to watch Glenn get a barbed wire baseball bat upside his head.
Gutted it wasn't Carl but what can you do.
Spoilers above.
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That all depends on which of the two has the highest probability of resulting in your death.Quote:
Originally Posted by nagasaki
Officially not watching and officially now given up on the show.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
If I want to wallow in pointless sadism I can always watch home movies of Meg with his kids.
Why does anyone want to access web servers from a webpage ?Quote:
AJAX is not a programming language.
AJAX is a technique for accesing web servers from a web page.
AJAX stands for Asynchronous JavaScript And XML.
I thought it was the other way around . Access webpage from a web servers
Walking dead was brutal!1 :o too bad the next 7 hours will probably be Carol doing boring old lady shit.
http://www.theverge.com/2016/10/24/1...-quitters-club
I like how all the negative comments to the article seem to think that every debate should have only one side.
Also Carol is legitimately the only truly bad-ass person left on that show.
Notice she wasn't one of the people captured because if she had been she would have been all "I'm a poor old church lady" and then shoved that bat up Negan's ass.
Probably sideways too. :snooty:
The Walking Dead would have lost me without the comics. I feel like when I watch each episode that they're purposely trying to get on my nerves. I reset my perspective by consulting the comic and speculating how the show will move down a parallel path.
First spoiler, recent show deaths
Spoiler: ShowThe two-for-one special by Negan was to compensate for Abraham's earlier death in the comic, which used Denise in the show. Glenn's death is otherwise pretty much the same even down to makeup. However, after that scene in the comic, Negan leaves with his group and tells them they have a week. This is where the show really irritated me. They dragged on the Negan torturing Rick angle and slow revealed the deaths. I was skipping forward a lot.
http://i.imgur.com/R9m28xV.jpg
S07E02 and beyond speculation (and the only reason I can still watch):
Spoiler: ShowRick is going to sell to the group that they have to give up and submit to Negan. He's going to find one confidant among the group or elsewhere (it was Jesus in the comics) to work a strategy at getting back at Negan so that the rest of the group maintains a defeated spirit when the Saviors come to collect "half" their shit. Recall that Eugene still alive and has on the burner the possibility of making ammo.
http://i.imgur.com/QeQHEMj.jpg
Mea culpa. Those are more readable if you open the images in new tabs and zoom in.