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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
Can you postpone it till the Jimmy Carr one airs? You'll get a good 2/3 hours of content :idunno:
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Mr. Mulder
Can you postpone it till the Jimmy Carr one airs? You'll get a good 2/3 hours of content :idunno:
That was my first thought, but unfortunately not.
I might do last years and see if anyone notices.
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You could search top news of 2016 but I'm sure youve done that. Maybe try looking at relevant subreddits and looking at most top threads for the past year. :idunno:
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Read a years worth of these threads and then afterwards, if you haven't killed yourself then you'll have the answers you seek :smilie4:
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Go through your twatter and ask questions about your tweets. They're all about news. The quiz is also all about news.
If they haven't seen your tweets, then what kind of friends are they anyway.
Also, you'll get more followers - which is all you kids seem to care about these daze.
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You can call it Barbie's Great Big Twat of the Year or I Can See You Googling it on Your Phone, Dickface.
Loads of people died this year, so get a list of them and intersperse it with people who died in 2015 or 2014 and people who aren't dead but seem like they should be, such as Julie Goodyear, Norman Lamont and Michael Schumacher.
You can use this as a quickfire round.
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manker
Loads of people died this year, so get a list of them and intersperse it with people who died in 2015 or 2014
RIP Paul Walker and Michael Jackson :(
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I was in Middlesburgh over the weekend.
Newcastle with the character removed would be a fair description.
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That's very kind of you to say.
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That's just the kind of dude I am.
My internet is totally fecked btw.
Except the upload speed which is normal.
That's just arse.
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Thyme to give back to the community. Oh, no. Weight. Ewe already do that.
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As well as the bonus dead celeb round (above), I now have 30 questions, ranging from the stupidly easy to the ridiculously difficult...
Might need to work on that a bit. Also, if I do a quick-fire round rather than the standard write down the answers thing, it doesn't matter if the questions are easy, the point is, you're supposed to know the answers, it comes down to who buzzes the fastest :)
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I'm gonna do a couple of picture questions where I photoshop my face onto the heads of celebrities, to keep it interesting :D
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You're the big dawg on campus now, barbs. I can see you revelling in it.
I take it that this quiz will be in a pub somewhere, does your missus know what japes you're getting up to.
Also, can you slip Gillian in there somewhere, she'd like that I think.
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I was in Middlesburgh over the weekend.
Newcastle with the character removed would be a fair description.
I once talked to a burd from Middlesburgh, she was selling legal representation to people who'd recently been in a vehicular accident.
I didn't want to buy any, but I chatted to her nonetheless. Single mother with three kids and she was just doing the cold calling from home to make a few squid after the kiddies went to bed.
At the end of the call she said I'd brightened up her day, which I initially thought was quite nice but, really, talk about being damned with faint praise.
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I shouldn't post this, but what the hell...
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:glag: :lol:
Outstanding. You've also got less plaque on your tongue than Sir Bradley.
/saved
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Ever been tempted to photoshop your face onto both chicks in a complete set of lesbian porn pics :eyebrows:
It's not for me, Mulder wanted to know so I thought I'd ask the question to save him typing it later.
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ermmmm :eyebrows:
PM me.... * :naughty:
* don't PM me
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Incidentally my face on Justin Bieber's head looks like an albino Hugh Grant.
I'm not going to post it, like, you'll just have to take my word for it...
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JPaul
I was in Middlesburgh over the weekend.
Newcastle with the character removed would be a fair description.
I once talked to a burd from Middlesburgh, she was selling legal representation to people who'd recently been in a vehicular accident.
I didn't want to buy any, but I chatted to her nonetheless. Single mother with three kids and she was just doing the cold calling from home to make a few squid after the kiddies went to bed.
At the end of the call she said I'd brightened up her day, which I initially thought was quite nice but, really, talk about being damned with faint praise.
I had occasion to be in the vicinity of Glasgow Sheriff Court* recently.
There was a woman walking about asking people if they had been involved in an accident, and would they want to discuss legal representation.
I though " Fuck sake we have finally morphed into merkins"
*Europe's busiest Court**
** It makes one so proud.
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Feck sake Barbie you're his double, that was pointless.
Oh wait, there's a spoiler.
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JPaul
Feck sake Barbie you're his double, that was pointless.
Oh wait, there's a spoiler.
If it wasn't for the Hoops shirt, I'd have a hard time believing that the pic of you in your aviary isn't Peter Falk.
You just never know where you are these days with barbie and his ilk's digital lamination miasma.
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I totally read that "hoop skirt" and I have to believe it was because that's what you were really thinking when you wrote "Hoops shirt".
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Morning cunts. :mushy:
2 new burds started today in t'office, both smowking hawt1! :drool:
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They're not for you.
NOT FOR YOU :nono:
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I totally read that "hoop skirt" and I have to believe it was because that's what you were really thinking when you wrote "Hoops shirt".
It's a bit like if someone was wearing a Leafs jersey, except it's a Hoops shirt as it's Glasgow Celtic and not Toronto Maple Leafs. That's such a weird thing, btw, 'Leafs', why not Leaves? Get a brain, morans.
I probably over-explained that, but I literally wouldn't have been comfortable had the three people, max, who read the post been of the silent opinion that I'd made some kind of error.
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Barbarossa
They're not for you.
NOT FOR YOU :nono:
He's in a different postcode, barbs. Don't you even watch films like Roadtrip and Van Wilder.
He's constitutionally entitled to some xmas frottage and year round arse and boob watching.
Also, he's very unlikely to cheat on the hefty but watchfully nimble Sri Lankan in the newsagents over the road, so you're worrying about nothing again.
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I think cos I'm marrying her it's cool to have 10 wives or something else as is their savage custom :eyebrows:
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I can picture our future now, me 80 years old, her 124. We're sat in rocking chairs watching our grandchildren play. I turn to her and say "they grow up so quickly". She of course says nothing :eyebrows:
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It's like some beautiful dream in the form of a silent black and white moviefilm :cry:
I bet she'd let you have the big telly and some kind of gheymes console right there in the living room.
She seems the type, the awesome type.
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The big telly caused more upset last night :no: in my front room is where my PC also lives. I had to do some work last night, proper boring stuffs that involved typing in all kinds of letters and numbers that had to be correct. The misses had Casualty on at a deafening sound. Told her to turn it down or do something else. She turns it down then starts talking to her self :huh: so I said Hoi! Stfu!! Then she went mental and said "I was talking to my self not you!"
Its not like I can just drag my PC into the next room (where another also big telly lives!) Stupid wimins <_<
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IdolEyes787
I totally read that "hoop skirt" and I have to believe it was because that's what you were really thinking when you wrote "Hoops shirt".
It's a bit like if someone was wearing a Leafs jersey, except it's a Hoops shirt as it's Glasgow Celtic and not Toronto Maple Leafs. That's such a weird thing, btw, 'Leafs', why not Leaves? Get a brain, morans.
I probably over-explained that, but I literally wouldn't have been comfortable had the three people, max, who read the post been of the silent opinion that I'd made some kind of error.
I suppose it's "Leafs" and not "Leaves" because they're individual people with hopes and dreams and feelings and human frailties and not just cogs in your machine, O’Brien.
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IdolEyes787
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manker
It's a bit like if someone was wearing a Leafs jersey, except it's a Hoops shirt as it's Glasgow Celtic and not Toronto Maple Leafs. That's such a weird thing, btw, 'Leafs', why not Leaves? Get a brain, morans.
I probably over-explained that, but I literally wouldn't have been comfortable had the three people, max, who read the post been of the silent opinion that I'd made some kind of error.
I suppose it's "Leafs" and not "Leaves" because they're individual people with hopes and dreams and feelings and human frailties and not just cogs in your machine,
O’Brien.
The only O'Brien I know is the transporter operator. Tried to google but it thought your quote emanated from an Irish feminist, which clearly isn't true ...
Or is it :eyebrows:
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Mr. Mulder
I can picture our future now, me 80 years old, her 124. We're sat in rocking chairs watching our grandchildren play. I turn to her and say "they grow up so quickly". She of course says nothing :eyebrows:
What age do you imagine these Grandchildren to be, if your hefty Indonesian concubine is 124 in the scene.
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Mr. Mulder
The big telly caused more upset last night :no: in my front room is where my PC also lives. I had to do some work last night, proper boring stuffs that involved typing in all kinds of letters and numbers that had to be correct. The misses had Casualty on at a deafening sound. Told her to turn it down or do something else. She turns it down then starts talking to her self :huh: so I said Hoi! Stfu!! Then she went mental and said "I was talking to my self not you!"
Its not like I can just drag my PC into the next room (where another also big telly lives!) Stupid wimins <_<
Two big tellies, you posh merchant banking bar-steward. You'll be adopting endangered childrens like Madonna did next. Or Woody Allen :sly:
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JPaul
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Mr. Mulder
I can picture our future now, me 80 years old, her 124. We're sat in rocking chairs watching our grandchildren play. I turn to her and say "they grow up so quickly". She of course says nothing :eyebrows:
What age do you imagine these Grandchildren to be, if your hefty Indonesian concubine is 124 in the scene.
The speculum of possibilities couldn't be wider. These Malaysians breed til they drop, it's one of the traits which first attracted him, one assumes.
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manker
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JPaul
What age do you imagine these Grandchildren to be, if your hefty Indonesian concubine is 124 in the scene.
The speculum of possibilities couldn't be wider. These Malaysians breed til they drop, it's one of the traits which first attracted him, one assumes.
Do you genuinely think her "dropping" is even going to cool his ardour.
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manker
The only O'Brien I know is the transporter operator. Tried to google but it thought your quote emanated from an Irish feminist, which clearly isn't true ...
Or is it :eyebrows:
Geez, like read a book or something.
https://www.google.ca/search?q=O%E2%...o%27brien+1984
Also the transport operator is clearly Jason Statham so that's just stupid.