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Honestly, I'd take Borat. :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
In other Eastern European news... my new girl is from Germany. Not certain if that's east or west, though.... :idunno:
One thing that really sucks about meeting womens online is that you can spend literally days talking to one who seems really fun and cool... only to learn later that she's black!!!! That's why the feature is called blacklisting, I guess... :sly:
At least I didn't have to worry about her being a Jew... :drummer:
Given your citizenship, I'm thinking none of this was mere happenstance and just go ahead and assume that while you were at a gun show someone suggested it was high time you found yourself a good Aryan girlfriend.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Jewish Miss Germany contestant wins Miss InternetQuote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
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How does the Irony look in that Dickhead:lol: And not only is she hot she is old enough to take over state lines;)
http://www.jpost.com/Diaspora/Jewish...nternet-536846
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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787Given your citizenship, I'm thinking none of this was mere happenstance and just go ahead and assume that while you were at a gun show someone suggested it was high time you found yourself a good Aryan girlfriend.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
You have to give him a wee bit credit by softening it up with the Emoji :) But ya he is still a Dickhead with a job:lol:
I'm sure the Jewish Miss Germany contest is *huge*. All 3 contestants seem quite nervous for some reason... :shifty:Quote:
Originally Posted by shaina
It's Trump's contest and currently none of the three are whores.
Miss Internet is either a gateway to porn, or a porn industry award. It's always nice to see a pretty young girl reach her dreams.
:artist:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
What is the difference between flute and clarinet?Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme:dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by dion09529
The clarinet takes longer to burn.
Besides that not making any sense, what if said flute was submerged in water and the clarinet wasn't?
Kinda changes things doesn't it? I mean scientifically, as both are equally not funny.
Why fishes hates tennis?
They are afraid of the net.
Maybe one takes longer to heat up:unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by dion09529
Actually qualifies you to become Miss Germany Dickhead;)Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
I guess you didn't read the link:)
But i bet you Idol glanced at it, saw where it was from and considered it Fake News:happy:
I glanced at it,saw little possibility of there being boobs and then and only then dismissed it. :)
Btw dion just PMed me that dismissed is something Meg just did to that Jewish beauty pageant contestant.
I don't get it.Quote:
Originally Posted by dion09529
There's more things you don't get it than you do. :happy:
Not sure how to reply, other than maybe you were right and Meg is into tattooedQuote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Nazisquare head chicks:idunno:
Or maybe she looks a little bit too old for him:unsure:
I got it:happy:, and it was not bad for light humor ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by dion09529
And for the more things you get Dion, as long as doctors visits and getting needles are not involved?? Great:)
Maybe if you hit yourself in the face with a pie when you told it. Maybe that would help.Quote:
Originally Posted by dion09529
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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787Maybe if you hit yourself in the face with a pie when you told it. Maybe that would help.Quote:
Originally Posted by dion09529
I just ate a whole bag of Paqui Haunted Ghost Pepper Chips.:flamehidePretty sure the amount is going to fuck me up more than the heat did.
I never had them before, are they any good?? And is it worth eating considering it is going to make my asshole burn and bleed:yikes:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I just ate a half of an assorted sub (Mr. Sub), with 90 jalapeno pepper pieces on it!!, it is great going in and a hour later my KISHKAS are burning :yup:
You two can stop flirting and just get a room. :sick:
I'm pretty sure that you just answered your own question.Quote:
Originally Posted by shaina
Meg are you a wee bit jealous buddy:hug:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
I am trying to think... If i was on a golf trip, who would be worse to share a room with, Idol or my Wife:slap:
What and who the heck is this:unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
It is really amazing the shit you find.......
I can tell you, what i went through health wise in 2017, and turning 50, if having a little red in my stool for enjoying a tasty and spicy Tortilla Chip, that would be a minor thing Idol:happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787I'm pretty sure that you just answered your own question.Quote:
Originally Posted by shaina
I figure you haven't given up on them as well ;), but it is not a substitute for having sex buddy:lol:
Here is a Joke for you Dion....
If a two leg waitress works at Dennys (Breakfast Place), where does a one leg waitress work??
IHop :drummer:
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Norm MacDonald is awesome. He used to be on SNLQuote:
Originally Posted by shaina
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsCBsmChbEM
That joke is offensive to kangaroos so I've reported you. Hopefully this will teach you limit your jokes to cripples next time.Quote:
Originally Posted by shaina
A one leg waitress works in a mushroom restaurant.Quote:
Originally Posted by shaina
Tried watching A Cure for Wellness last night, it was boring. It was about toilet snakes that make you feel good.
Also watched Jeepers Creepers 3, almost nothing happened in it, can't wait for the 4th one.
I gave The Alienist's first episode a shot last night. Seems like it has grand ambitions and only a moderate budget. Wasn't especially thrilled. Acting seemed good. Set design good. Script...idk.
Anyone else see it?
Watched it tonight. Willing to give it a chance, but certainly did not feel like a "must not miss it".
Ahoi thar your big sillies :ghey:
Been playing loads of that new monster hunter, it's pretty sick. I killed a great jackoff.
thats a new one
So I finally picked up call of duty ww2. Pretty tite. Single player campaign had some of the best graphics I’ve ever seen. Like they jumped next level graphics and went straight to mind blowing realism. Multiplayer is cool except I dont understand all the care packages and crate stuff.
I am waiting for age of empires definitive edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52QJ3sdskdE