Last one to post wins the internets

These girls?

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In related news, I saw a clickbait title the other day; 'YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT HOLLY VALANCE LOOKS LIKE NOW!!1'
Got suckered in and had to wade through eleven browser hijacks because I refused to believe she'd attained landwhale status. Sure enough she still looks 16.

I apologise in advance if any Americans read the previous sentence because now you've broken the law, bigly.
Enjoy your FBI butt-rape.

Busy times, inactive here but not away announcing it as a word parfait

I'm officially, of this very hour, unemployed! Intentional it was, so celebrations are in order, many of them. I am going to investigate what kind of debauchery I can get into now that I'm going to have loads of free time. Study a language? Forget that, I'll learn when I'm drunk.

Does anyone want to see my pumpkins?

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Does anyone want to see my pumpkins?

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Mais oui.
Not even bovvered if it's a euphemism.

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Busy times, inactive here but not away announcing it as a word parfait

I'm officially, of this very hour, unemployed! Intentional it was, so celebrations are in order, many of them. I am going to investigate what kind of debauchery I can get into now that I'm going to have loads of free time. Study a language? Forget that, I'll learn when I'm drunk.

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Are you all yen'd up? Debauchery usually costs a shedload of money, it might be different in Japan though. I know it is in Canadia.
Good luck and godspeed.

Post before and after pics of your debauched pumpkins also.

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Does anyone want to see my pumpkins?

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Mais oui.
Not even bovvered if it's a euphemism.

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Well alrighty then! :)

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Phoatieshopped, obviousement.

Noice, barbs.
The dog one is awesome, make sure you post pics of them lit up in the dark too.



Btw, yes everyone will notice the leafy suburbs you cunningly managed to get into the pic, you filthy rich bar-steward.
I'm only surprised you didn't manage to find an angle to show a lingerie model or two relaxing in the jacuzzi :happy:

Is 'shining the pumpkins' a euphemism, because somebody got those all glossy. :happy:

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Noice, barbs.
The dog one is awesome, make sure you post pics of them lit up in the dark too.

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Nice one, Rodney. :dry:

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Btw, yes everyone will notice the leafy suburbs you cunningly managed to get into the pic, you filthy rich bar-steward.
I'm only surprised you didn't manage to find an angle to show a lingerie model or two relaxing in the jacuzzi :happy:

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I hope you weren't too distracted by that to miss the John Lewis rattan-effect garden furniture :unsure:

I'm just gutted I haven't got a wide enough angle to include the hot tub :pinch: