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Sup, intercunts.
Can't help the feeling that I'm standing in the rubble here. We're truly petering out, innit. Not before time, I suppose, given that piracy is mainstream and the conversation has evaporated and when my lappie's on my good knee typing still hurts my ribs.
Mary's been ritually murdered, obviously. manker achieved the magical, obliterative second child and has been absorbed by suburban mediocrity. Squeeks rejected her maternal shackles and now makes a fine living with Belgian chocolate and feet and penises. Snny had sex with a merkin. The silence tells all. I had sex with a merkin once, almost. I couldn't go through with it and left her vomiting in the shower. True story. Details on request. Anyone who still reads this is just as sad as I am, which is comforting. The jewish diaspora has been seen to be rising in these parts. It's really racist.
I quit smoking and drinking. Unlikely yet true. Not weed, like. What the fuck do you expect. High on life and antidepressants and marijuana.
I propose that I shall post in this lounge once a day until I can no longer find the stamina. Once a day, kids. If everyone did that, we'd have cunts queuing to expose their genitals all over the shop. Think about it. If we can get 50K likes for this post I will save this internets.
I've been coming to this place, under one moniker or another, for something like 15 years. I just can't quit it. Where else can I go on the webs and just chat about nonsense with people I sorta know. And don't you dare say Facebook.
But yes, I feel the same way. The search feature recently broke and the only people to notice it were the NZBers. Anon immediately reached out via email to the only admin remaining and he only comes on the board every couple of months. It took about a week for him to respond to the email. I felt we were drifting off into space, maybe to never be saved and slowly die.Quote:
Can't help the feeling that I'm standing in the rubble here.
Do you recall when there was an hilarious fortnight circa 2008 when a like button was implemented on everyone's posts and if you struck the right balance of dislikes, you could make the post invisible? Hijinks were had. The lounge raped the whole board. It was wonderful.
Modern life is difficult. All life is modern, so all life is difficult.
My thirteen year old is with me for the next week or so. Half-term, innit. He's a thoroughly affable chap, yet eracibly agoraphobic. Very unforthcoming. I blame myself. He gets it from me. What friends he has recently accumulated on psn, he values, especially cos they're in the same school and he's able to project some manner of confidence when he's not in the same room as somebody.
He can be snide, patronising, condescending, broad, verbose and edgy. All essential components of one's fundamentals, I'm sure you'll agree. You've gotta exercise those muscles before you decide not to use them.
Now, my ps4 is in my living room cos I've got a fucking epic 4k 50" tv. Regardless of what's going on on the tv, I will always have some kinda obscure kitchen sink music playing at any given moment. Cos I feel naked without it. His friends have taken exception to this and recently said in gameplay, 'Ethan's dad is such a nonce'. Nonce has been resurrected as an insult and I'm getting called it. I'm not sure they know what it means and I hope they don't.
I got kinda techy about it, but I'm feeling less rapey after having typed this. My kid is proper bricking it in case I take his mic and start spouting obscenities to his mates. Modern life is difficult.
I love a good nonce, I call my workmate a nonce constantly and he has two small wee'ens. It amuses me when a woman calls another woman a dick head also.
Hoi chalice, you've given up fags but not weed. Are you injecting it straight into your bum hole without backy then? I knocked all that stuffs on the head awhile back but towards the end I was drinking weed without backy and hated it. Ewe can't melt into the sofa without them both I found, the perfect blend of cutters choice is what made me mong out. Tweeds on their own just make ewe more aware of the constant danger you're in?
The misses is taking us to Amsterdam in a few months. I've never been nor have a sucked on a spacetrumpet for almost 4 years now. I've got permission to get right back on when we're over there, I'm worried it'll lead to fags but when in Rome? :huh:
Haha. You are so class.
Just do bongs, mate. Or the hardcore version, which we over here call 'fuckits'. I was going all healthy with a proper glass water bong. Bought one. It was fantastic for a week. But I sat on the wee glass filter thing and buggered it. I suppose I could still smoke crack out of it cos that doesn't require water.
I've gotten to the point where I'm really fucking pleasantly surprised if I get a proper wop on. Have started buying stuff off of the dark internets. You don't even have to talk to a black person once.
Honestly, you have to wonder what the hell they were expecting by adding such a feature in the first place :glagpinch:
I also recall reading about a thread tagging feature that was thoroughly abused, and "social groups" that people would join to feel elite and/or become enemies with those on other groups. Even though things have slowed down in the last few years, I'm sure you could write books about everything that's happened in this forum!
I 'member all that. Do you also recall how furious reality got when the rep thing first started and was turned on for all sections of the board? I think cheese had 100+ rep by the end of the first day. The Lounge had a lot of fun ripping that apart. Reality basically had a breakdown that lasted days which could aptly be summarized by "That's why we can't have nice things." :lol:
Mulder, are you still playing WW2? Half the game type have no one playing. It's infuriating. I can sit in some lobbies for 10 minutes without another person showing up.
I dip in and out of it (that's what she said...?) but not as much as when it first came out, having said that the lobbies are always full but that's on xbawcks, the home of COD... Played that prop hunt mode a few days back, that was fun.
All the cool kids and myself included of course are now playing Monster Hunter. It's dope. Almost done with the campaign now but nowhere near bored of it yet. I think the whole thing might be a metaphor for japs killing whales but I haven't mounted this many monsters since the Bring your Mother to FST day of '05.
I've been on the PUBG. I'm almost not terrible now and win the odd round. :smilie4:
I literally had to check and make sure this wasn't from The Onion.
https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/21/polit...ard/index.html
Btw anyone know precisely what food overindulgence it was that caused Meg to finally die in his own vomit?
Days apparently are a lot longer in Ireland. If I ever go there I'll have to remember to pack more clothes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4ryr4td490
There goes one of the last bastions of White dominance in sports.
Ahoisup, bottom troublers :ghey:
Tried watching that Altered Carbon on Nutflicks, it is terrible. Heard it was based on a book and that shows in the detailed world but the main guy in it cannot act for shit. His facial expression hasn't changed once and I don't believe a single word he says. He's also naked all the time and male nudity is not cool. They keep talking about envoys and how dangerous they are but in all the flashbacks they're raging pussies, they hug trees and talk about love a lot. Fuck altered carbon.
The character was frozen for like 200 years. You try making facial expressions after being on ice that long.
I didn't think it was too bad. Some of the writing seemed unpolished, but what do I care, I got paid to sit in a recliner and watch it on a 50" screen while eating cookies. :D
I think I turned it off after like 20 minutes. Just seemed like a Matrix ripoff sort of thing. I also heard The Five was good but I didn't last long with that either.
I'm hooked on The Crown tho. Starts a tad slow but it's fantastic and all those little early details end up as important setup pieces. The finale for S1 is one of the best written episodes of TV I've seen. Just started S2 the other day on a flight.
Black Mirror S4 was pretty tite too. :smilie4:
Yeah. It’s tough for each episode to pack as big of a punch when now I’m just trying to figure out the twist right from the start. Still good tho. Yeah the finale was good. I really liked the one with the girl and the implant as well.
For you Idol:)
5 Italian cycling champs preparing in Israel
http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/242851
I'd like to take a moment to point out that it can't be the Tour of Italy if it's in Israel.
Btw Italians are the worst cheaters. At least the Russians just limit it to drugs and the occasional assassination.
The Giro course is always brutal. I usually like it better than the Tour d France. The stages in Israel look comparatively easy though unless like in some of the other Middle Eastern races the wind is a major factor.
So you don't think it will bring and WOW entertaining factor for real?? Not sure on the wind thing considering they are going through city streets, and not sure how much desert racing the track has??
And would you consider the Race the second biggest event , or is that Israel spewing horseshit??
Finished Monster Hunter World today, 80 hours I could have spent doing something else. Friday is the remaster of Burnout paradise which I'll spend about a week on then I can play my preorder of Far Cry 5, I've heard it's the same old shit as Far Cry 3 and 4 minus the towers. Then in May it'll be State of Decay 2 and finally Red Dead in October then maybe after that I'll just end it all.
In other news the misses came home at half 1 this morning, woke me up and said there's a man in the road half way under a parked car. I told her to stfu and mind her own business but it proved to be too much excitement for her so I had to get dressed and go outside to do something about it. I got outside and there was indeed a small bearded man half lying in the road half under a car. I said hoi, you, stop that! But he didn't respond. The misses told me to help him out from under it, fuck that! I called the police and what felt like seconds later two coppers turned up, they poked him and he grunted. Then they searched his pockets for ID and found a fucking knife! Then two pished men came up the road looking for this guy, said his name was Amir and that he likes knives. The knife wasn't lockable or something which meant it was OK and the police let these two guys carry him away, then I went back to bed.
Thats how Jack Bauer would have handled it.
Can't be as apparently no one was tortured, excluding Mulder I mean.
FST is the only website in the world where i find the ladyboys more attractive than the actual ladies.
Meg has always been a looker.
Also I'm fairly sure that make you ghey.
Not that there's anything wrong with that, Homo.
This thread has taken suuuch a strange and unexpected turn. :fear: