She like the bobby you say.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Wood ewe.
That probly only works if you are Scotch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2_TQU137a4
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She like the bobby you say.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Wood ewe.
That probly only works if you are Scotch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2_TQU137a4
A chum and I sang a version of that at the FIOD hoffice in Haarlem.
Not as a show or anything, we were just bored and started singing it.
They thought we were mentalists.
It didn't stop them taking us out to get pished, then giving us a lift back to the hotel. Thank fuck we had the car, the driver could hardly walk
True Story.
There's only one context in which Negan doesn't draw on his fuckity fuck fucking fucktastical inner orator, which means they'll need to record alternates all through this season to remain consistent.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
To all, final statements on The Walking Dead:
This season is going to be very, very, very, VERY, very frustrating. I'd recommend altering your dosage and OD near the end. I'm waiting for season 8, personally, because Varys told me it will translate to television very well.
The Walking Dead is frustrating to the absolute max anyway. So it's whatevs.
Thanks for the comic links the other day, btw.
Quite liked the insight but I think it would do my head in too much to read them all. The TV series seems to stray from the comic narrative and then hop back in at the drop of a hat.
Boaby of course being Scottish for nice crisps I would say she is a great lover of Boaby. She has multiple boabies in the front on any given week day, not sure about weekends though. With her being a large lady I would say she could fit quite a few boabies in her mouth simultaneously and that if I had to /wood her to get some free boaby for my self I totally /wood.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaulShe like the bobby you say.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Wood ewe.
In other news, I'm wurking from home today lyke. I was a visible mess yesterday, leaking out of most holes butt not all holes. And so its allowed :smilie4:
'sup internetz :coffee:
First day back at work after mini-break at Alton Towers .. feel like my insides have been mangled up in a mangling machine. Luckily all arms and legs intact, but even so, does anyone know where I can get some medical spare parts?
Fucking hell you went to Alton Towers willingly!? :o have you got an all inclusive planned for Tunisia too??Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
The internets, apparently. I could do with a new set of lungs myself if you're getting owt.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
This sweet Sigelei T150W is destroying my current set to the max :happy:
Do they have water slides? :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. MulderFucking hell you went to Alton Towers willingly!? :o have you got an all inclusive planned for Tunisia too??Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
It's what the middle class do, mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. MulderFucking hell you went to Alton Towers willingly!? :o have you got an all inclusive planned for Tunisia too??Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
I thought that's what you were too but you've completely blown your cover now. We might have to pull you out.
They go to these places and they even take small children with them in the same car. These trips last for hours and hours, but no-one seems to mind.
Menthol.
I reckon missus barbie told barbie to buy a SUV. Maybe an Audi Q7.
What you got, barbs, am I close :sly:
It's all true :sad1:Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerIt's what the middle class do, mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
I thought that's what you were too but you've completely blown your cover now. We might have to pull you out.
They go to these places and they even take small children with them in the same car. These trips last for hours and hours, but no-one seems to mind.
Menthol.
I'm desperately clinging on to my middle-class status despite all the efforts of those around me to drag me down...
I may in fact be the only middle-class person left in the entire country soon.
Not even slightly, I dream of having an Audi Q7 :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I haven't bought a new car for about 15 years, I just have my dad's cast-offs as he seems compelled to trade his in every 3 years because he "doesn't like the stress of an MOT"
So I am currently driving a Ford Focus.. One (not very) careful owner. (He still likes to park it in the garage, he often slightly misses)
How you people live; free nearly new cars on a tri-annual basis. Sweet deal, barbs.Quote:
Originally Posted by BarbarossaNot even slightly, I dream of having an Audi Q7 :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I haven't bought a new car for about 15 years, I just have my dad's cast-offs as he seems compelled to trade his in every 3 years because he "doesn't like the stress of an MOT"
So I am currently driving a Ford Focus.. One (not very) careful owner. (He still likes to park it in the garage, he often slightly misses)
I've never managed to put an actual car in a garage.
Every house I've lived in has started off with a pristine garage, but within about half an hour it's completely full with crap we 'might need one day'.
Yes, parking the car in the garage is a pipe-dream for me too.
Parking the car in the garage is not a euphemism by the way. Well, it might be.
Wtf is a garage!?
I'll draw you a diagram
I believe it's similar to a carhouse.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Laird J of Paul has a converted stable block decked out as an automobile workshop, where he avails himself every other evening to tinker with his antique Bentley.
New Game.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
What does JP do for a living?
Hint 1: You only go where he went if you're about to pump someone or you're getting a massive dicking yourself.
Hint 2: It's in Holland.
True and actual hints above.
My Aunt doesn't have a Bentley, the other one does though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
If that is the scene of a person getting his head smashed in, I'm pretty sure that it's against the rules to post pornography.
If on the other hand it's just some gay swearing a blue streak then have it, you motherfucking cunt.
I'd like to know the difference. Is it worser pornography when they talk dirty?Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Nothing to do with language as you yourself have already said.Quote:
Originally Posted by chaliceI'd like to know the difference. Is it worser pornography when they talk dirty?Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Like I said,haven't watched won't watch.
All the narrative merit of someone microwaving a puppy.
That clip doesn't include the latest controversy. Don't get your bloomers in a knot. I was merely showing the alternate 'unadulterated' scene from last season's finale.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787Nothing to do with language as you yourself have already said.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Like I said,haven't watched won't watch.
All the narrative merit of someone microwaving a puppy.
Good thing you didn't watch it, or you might have something relevant to say.
Are you a bird, Ma'am, because you appear to be mocking me.
Still won't watch as I'm drawing a line in the proverbial sand against this show that no one will either know or care about.:smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
The puppy in the microwave thing was pretty relevant if only to puppies.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
That scene was great, fair dues.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Good performance, made better with the profanity, but Dean's dad still smiled too much as he did in the later episode.
You can't draw a line in the proverbial sand. It's proverbial sand.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787Still won't watch as I'm drawing a line in the proverbial sand against this show that no one will either know or care about.:smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
I wouldn't have said anything but you've started to put punctuation before the the smiley again you callous bastard.
Can you draw a proverbial line in actual sand.
Not accurately, no. No-one knows what a proverbial line looks like.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
Or even which proverbial line is being drawn.
It could a thin blue one or the one you're this close to crossing right now, young man.
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Originally Posted by mankerYou can't draw a line in the proverbial sand. It's proverbial sand.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I wouldn't have said anything but you've started to put punctuation before the the smiley again you callous bastard.
You're awfully judgmental for a homosexual.
To clarify, it's a proverbial line in proverbial sand.
The Thin Blue Line - DI Grimm FTW
I haven't got time, Raymond! I am involved in serious police work. If you get in the way, I'm responsible. Your cock up, my arse.
Being decent and fair and honest doesn't necessarily make a person right, Habib. But if it did, Rolf Harris would be Prime Minister. (Oops on that one)
You seem to forget, Kray. It's my arse on the line, so you'd better pull your finger out! (Manker on that one)
Now it's my arse, and if you stuff it I'm going to end up very red in the face.
I'm not having you disgracing this station with a load of wishy-washy, diddums, half-cock, up your social worker, foldy-roll 'blame it on society', psycho-sicko-socio-claptrap crap!
Look, this may be a hoax, it may not be. All I know is, if it is genuine, my arse will be on the line and I don't want a cock-up.
What about a metaphorical line in the proverbial sand, would that work.
By "work" are you talking metaphorically or proverbially?