Last one to post wins the internets

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

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Originally Posted by manker

Alright, download is done so I'm off home to watch Glenn get a barbed wire baseball bat upside his head.
Gutted it wasn't Carl but what can you do.

Spoilers above.

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Officially not watching and officially now given up on the show.

If I want to wallow in pointless sadism I can always watch home movies of Meg with his kids.

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I hated it. It was like a scene from Hostel stretched out into an hour, but with baying spectators.
It wasn't entertainment, I wanted it to end but I couldn't stop watching because of muh six whole seasons of character investment.

Fuck this show, but I'll be watching next week and all the other weeks until Rick wakes up in heaven because it was all a dream.

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

Walking dead was brutal!1 :o too bad the next 7 hours will probably be Carol doing boring old lady shit.

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Brutal? It was horrendous :pinch:

How can you not like Carol doing her stuff, she gets shit done - and somehow changed into someone who's back doors I'd smash in as she got even older than she was already.
Which is kinda the opposite of how god intended that stuff to work.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

Mea culpa. Those are more readable if you open the images in new tabs and zoom in.

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So the comics preordained that scene almost exactly, except Abraham was thrown in as well to tie the series into the comics even harder. No wonder the TWD comic aficionados are so fucking insufferable.
I did start to read them, I think chavois sent them to me, but my bean flicking finger gets tired having to dab the screen every 15 seconds.

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Originally Posted by manker

Alright, download is done so I'm off home to watch Glenn get a barbed wire baseball bat upside his head.
Gutted it wasn't Carl but what can you do.

Spoilers above.

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Carl's likely going to move onto the next stage where he decides to take shit into his own hands.

Speaking of comic/TV comparisons, I actually liked the part they did with Rick, Carl, and the magic marker. Maximizing the biblical parallel given the "Negan is your God" context, where he can be brutal or merciful depending on your faith in him. If only Abraham had a son.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

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Originally Posted by manker

Alright, download is done so I'm off home to watch Glenn get a barbed wire baseball bat upside his head.
Gutted it wasn't Carl but what can you do.

Spoilers above.

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Carl's likely going to move onto the next stage where he decides to take shit into his own hands.

Speaking of comic/TV comparisons, I actually liked the part they did with Rick, Carl, and the magic marker. Maximizing the biblical parallel given the "Negan is your God" context, where he can be brutal or merciful depending on your faith in him. If only Abraham had a son.

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I see what you did there.

I haven't got the comic as a guide but I kinda figure Rick is going to be something of a pansy-arsed mental spastic for most of the season, like he was back in the prison when something bad happened.
Thought it would likely be Maggie who took over as camp badass, but I guess Carl has been kept around for a reason; if it's to be him, then fair enough.

I guess that Jesus dude wasn't in it for nothing. He's bound to come back with 1337 skillz to take down Negan's band of bastards.

Btw, that scene where Rick thought he was going to have to cut off Carl's arm, added to the gruesome close up of Glenn's bashed in skull and eye falling out -- all while he was still alive.
How can that be a thing on a show that won't show tits nor say 'fuck'. Madness.

I hate the lack of fucking, your best mates just been brutally pwnd and everyone's all "gosh darn you", " you scoundral". "That was not cool of you". :dabs:

If you hate it now, just wait til you're married :pinch:

Perfect length jewtube vid coming up:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgiL...ature=youtu.be

Triggered!

Spoiler: Show

If you watch the whole interview, she comes off as kinda reasonable and he does seem like a bit of a cock but w/e it was way too long

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

If I want to wallow in pointless sadism I can always watch home movies of Meg with his kids.

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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. When I say 'beauty', I mean my fist; When I say 'beholder', I mean my kids and wife. :01: :D

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Originally Posted by manker

If you hate it now, just wait til you're married :pinch:

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My cawk stopped working 6 years ago, every now and again it'll twitch though. Seems to be whenever Taylor Swift or Penny from that Jew comedy is on the telly. Sometimes even when I'm eating some really nice crisps :unsure:

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

I hate the lack of fucking, your best mates just been brutally pwnd and everyone's all "gosh darn you", " you scoundral". "That was not cool of you". :dabs:

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I think you need to be American to understand the workings of the American psyche.
Them seem to be trying to send out a message that sex and words are bad and violence is good.

You only have to watch the last Presidential debate in which they barely touch on education,health care or the environment yet spent a disproportionately long time trying to appease the gun nuts of the NRA to see how ingrained the mental is.

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Originally Posted by manker

I guess that Jesus dude wasn't in it for nothing. He's bound to come back with 1337 skillz to take down Negan's band of bastards.

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http://readcomiconline.to/Comic/The-...108?id=1725#13

Found a good summarization pane that avoids heavy handed spoilers. Browse to other panes at your own risk.

Also, the thing I mentioned about about Carl only leads him into becoming a plot point—again—if it happens. If it doesn't happen, they'll find another way to make him a plot point, again. When you try to set your fantasy in reality, it's kind of hard to make character-rich childrens.

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Originally Posted by manker

Perfect length jewtube vid coming up:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgiLm9bCxrU&=&feature=youtu.be

Triggered!

Spoiler: Show

If you watch the whole interview, she comes off as kinda reasonable and he does seem like a bit of a cock but w/e it was way too long

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Feminists, you've got to love it when the wee pets get all stroppy.

Must have been her estrogen week or something else.

https://twitter.com/TrollFootball/st...=244+272699392

What is this combination ?

Vb.net
Microsoft sql server

I have never seen something like that , how do i learn to use something like this ?

What sort of environment should i setup to learn this ?

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Originally Posted by bonetee

I have never seen something like that , how do i learn to use something like this ?

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You can't because you've proven over and over again that you don't learn.

Also it must have been an oversight as your nagasaki dupe isn't likewise under similar moderation.

To be fair, I suppose it's hard for staff here to keep up with that much mental.

nagasaki is for the serious study of web programming including languages like ajax .i just want to do something not so serious at the same time learn something , which is why i was thinking about VB and ms sql server .

its stupid focusing on just one subject .

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Originally Posted by bonetee

nagasaki is for the serious study of web programming including languages like ajax .i just want to do something not so serious at the same time learn something , which is why i was thinking about VB and ms sql server .

its stupid focusing on just one subject .

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It's still not too late to get into something less gay like for instance basically anything up to and including Broadway dancer and male hustler.

I just got banned from /r/The_Donald for making a completely normal and respectful response to a post. Whatever. That place is already a cesspool as is. In two weeks and a day it'll be a cesspool of armchair conspiracy theorists claiming everything was "RIGGED!!1" I think they did me a favor.

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I just got banned from /r/The_Donald for making a completely normal and respectful response to a post. Whatever. That place is already a cesspool as is. In two weeks and a day it'll be a cesspool of armchair conspiracy theorists claiming everything was "RIGGED!!1" I think they did me a favor.

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Try /pol/ instead, dude. It's hilarious as long as you don't mind a spot of ultra right wing diatribe mixed in with your thoughtful political insight.

It's the sort of place I'd never admit to knowing about :earl:

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

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Originally Posted by manker

If you hate it now, just wait til you're married :pinch:

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My cawk stopped working 6 years ago, every now and again it'll twitch though. Seems to be whenever Taylor Swift or Penny from that Jew comedy is on the telly. Sometimes even when I'm eating some really nice crisps :unsure:

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I googled Penny from that Jew comedy and Amanda Bynes was the top result. That can't be it though, right?

Also, do you get Bobby's crisps in the Queen's England? They might be a local company for local people.
The £1 BBQ Sauce Snack Mix is the stuff wet dreams are made of.

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Holy fucking shitballs of all the crisps you could have mentioned you picked the one brand and one flavour me and the nob I work with constantly fap over!!?? :o

/banned for being a witch.

Bobby does a 39p packet of beef grills too :mushy:

I think bobby's crisps are available in most economically starved areas. :smilie4:

:eyebrows: Not every economically deprived area.

Sup, intercunts. Agreed, for the most part, about the general TWD consensus. I've watched it four times and I'm still not desensitised. Pure extraneous torture porn. And wasted emotional crunch, from a dramatic point of view, given the comic steering more prevalent in the show now and the nature of spoilers, and TV's pathetic reaction to them.

In an effort to deflect the obviousness of a Glenn cliffhanger, the writers had clearly chosen to give Abraham the lesser of the brutality as a shocker, with Glenn's panel for panel skull excavation in technicolor. They sough to switch us, naively in spasticland, oblivious to the immense likelihood that all this wank would be leaked online before they even called it a wrap. A badly wrapped wrap. With kebab sticking out all over the joint. So they killed two fuckers, who'd we'd become unfortunately invested in for the sake of spoiling a spoiler already existent throughout the known universe.

As for the brutality. Yes, it's a little bit much for me, even in comparison to the splatter-porn of previous seasons. Though, I can't help thinking, that this kind of TV is a necessary pushing of the envelope, if even only to be set against the hypocrisy of sex and language being tabooed. It was filthy an it was nasty, but nobody died.

It's all Daryll's fault anyway.

So what's occurring, I herd Mulder had a crispy boaby but it's pretty much a blank after that.

Yo Chavis 'spect.

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Originally Posted by JPaul

So what's occurring, I herd Mulder had a crispy boaby but it's pretty much a blank after that.

Yo Chavis 'spect.

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'spect back, Shames.

And what happened to this thread, did someone condense it to the macs.

Thank fook for that.
I was doing a spot of stalking this morning of old threads and noticed that you were on exactly 13,000 posts.

You'd not posted for ages so I thought you may have decided that the numbers meant something, like, and that something meant you had to leave the internets.
I don't know what, mind. Perhaps something symbolic to do with your wart and Hallowe'en.

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Originally Posted by chalice

:eyebrows: Not every economically deprived area.

Sup, intercunts. Agreed, for the most part, about the general TWD consensus. I've watched it four times and I'm still not desensitised. Pure extraneous torture porn. And wasted emotional crunch, from a dramatic point of view, given the comic steering more prevalent in the show now and the nature of spoilers, and TV's pathetic reaction to them.

In an effort to deflect the obviousness of a Glenn cliffhanger, the writers had clearly chosen to give Abraham the lesser of the brutality as a shocker, with Glenn's panel for panel skull excavation in technicolor. They sough to switch us, naively in spasticland, oblivious to the immense likelihood that all this wank would be leaked online before they even called it a wrap. A badly wrapped wrap. With kebab sticking out all over the joint. So they killed two fuckers, who'd we'd become unfortunately invested in for the sake of spoiling a spoiler already existent throughout the known universe.

As for the brutality. Yes, it's a little bit much for me, even in comparison to the splatter-porn of previous seasons. Though, I can't help thinking, that this kind of TV is a necessary pushing of the envelope, if even only to be set against the hypocrisy of sex and language being tabooed. It was filthy an it was nasty, but nobody died.

It's all Daryll's fault anyway.

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Nicely put. The lurid violence getting approved for air, while the resultant guttural profanity emanating from the on-screen spectators could not is completely absurd, as you say.
It's a show about zombies, and it's incredibly difficult to suspend disbelief (in retrospect, to be fair) when his pregnant wife to be doesn't utter 'fuck' at least once in reaction to his slaughter.

Anyway, that thing about Abe getting smashed first to make Glenn's rollocking more of a shock has been described on a few sites I've been to as a 'fake-out'.
People are just accepting this term without question.

Take-out is fine, it's taking food out of the fucking restaurant. Make-out is okay too as it's a euphemism. Fake-out is nothing, it doesn't make sense, it just rhymes so now it's a thing.
If you hear someone saying it, beat them to death with their kids.

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

Holy fucking shitballs of all the crisps you could have mentioned you picked the one brand and one flavour me and the nob I work with constantly fap over!!?? :o

/banned for being a witch.

Bobby does a 39p packet of beef grills too :mushy:

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You can't get them in supermarkets.
They're only for the more select members of society like you and me and that nob who go to Newsagents staffed exclusively with Asians of the Indian variety.

Obviously ben has never heard of them as he can't read :snooty:

Plus I read somewhere that he hates foreigners and Jews.

I gave up on TWD shortly after they killed off Beth. Not much to care about after that.

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Originally Posted by manker

Thank fook for that.
I was doing a spot of stalking this morning of old threads and noticed that you were on exactly 13,000 posts.

You'd not posted for ages so I thought you may have decided that the numbers meant something, like, and that something meant you had to leave the internets.
I don't know what, mind. Perhaps something symbolic to do with your wart and Hallowe'en.

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Originally Posted by chalice

:eyebrows: Not every economically deprived area.

Sup, intercunts. Agreed, for the most part, about the general TWD consensus. I've watched it four times and I'm still not desensitised. Pure extraneous torture porn. And wasted emotional crunch, from a dramatic point of view, given the comic steering more prevalent in the show now and the nature of spoilers, and TV's pathetic reaction to them.

In an effort to deflect the obviousness of a Glenn cliffhanger, the writers had clearly chosen to give Abraham the lesser of the brutality as a shocker, with Glenn's panel for panel skull excavation in technicolor. They sough to switch us, naively in spasticland, oblivious to the immense likelihood that all this wank would be leaked online before they even called it a wrap. A badly wrapped wrap. With kebab sticking out all over the joint. So they killed two fuckers, who'd we'd become unfortunately invested in for the sake of spoiling a spoiler already existent throughout the known universe.

As for the brutality. Yes, it's a little bit much for me, even in comparison to the splatter-porn of previous seasons. Though, I can't help thinking, that this kind of TV is a necessary pushing of the envelope, if even only to be set against the hypocrisy of sex and language being tabooed. It was filthy an it was nasty, but nobody died.

It's all Daryll's fault anyway.

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Nicely put. The lurid violence getting approved for air, while the resultant guttural profanity emanating from the on-screen spectators could not is completely absurd, as you say.
It's a show about zombies, and it's incredibly difficult to suspend disbelief (in retrospect, to be fair) when his pregnant wife to be doesn't utter 'fuck' at least once in reaction to his slaughter.

Anyway, that thing about Abe getting smashed first to make Glenn's rollocking more of a shock has been described on a few sites I've been to as a 'fake-out'.
People are just accepting this term without question.

Take-out is fine, it's taking food out of the fucking restaurant. Make-out is okay too as it's a euphemism. Fake-out is nothing, it doesn't make sense, it just rhymes so now it's a thing.
If you hear someone saying it, beat them to death with their kids.

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I don't mean to defend this wonderful travesty, but I do know that they've started filming an alternate script (last season, I think) to every episode with each exuberant, improvised f-bomb and guttural filth a jobbing actor can muster, available only to DvD buyers and other spastics. Apparentment, the Negan scene is somewhat more authentic.

That beating him with his kids stuff was a bit prophetic, innit. That would make me Negan and Dave would be Rick. Ha.

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

Holy fucking shitballs of all the crisps you could have mentioned you picked the one brand and one flavour me and the nob I work with constantly fap over!!?? :o

/banned for being a witch.

Bobby does a 39p packet of beef grills too :mushy:

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You can't get them in supermarkets.
They're only for the more select members of society like you and me and that nob who go to Newsagents staffed exclusively with Asians of the Indian variety.

Obviously ben has never heard of them as he can't read :snooty:

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Our News Agent is 100% indifferent. She's also a large lady.

You can say good morning and she'll say nothing back. Maybe they don't celebrate mornings or something else.

You can take your £1 bag of enjoyment to the counter, hand her a tenner and say "sorry I don't have coins". No reaction. You can say to her " I bet your Gods are all zoo animals in people clothes" and still nothing... I like her.

Why the fuck would you want to converse with a fat newsagent.

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Originally Posted by manker

You can't get them in supermarkets.
They're only for the more select members of society like you and me and that nob who go to Newsagents staffed exclusively with Asians of the Indian variety.

Obviously ben has never heard of them as he can't read :snooty:

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Our News Agent is 100% indifferent. She's also a large lady.

You can say good morning and she'll say nothing back. Maybe they don't celebrate mornings or something else.

You can take your £1 bag of enjoyment to the counter, hand her a tenner and say "sorry I don't have coins". No reaction. You can say to her " I bet your Gods are all zoo animals in people clothes" and still nothing... I like her.

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Gold.

Don't celebrate mornings :glag:

I also like how you're so damn polite that you apologise for having money in order to pay for the goods she has for sale.

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Originally Posted by JPaul

Why the fuck would you want to converse with a fat newsagent.

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Some people just like to chat :eyebrows:

My theory is that she has a direct line to Bobby himself and that's why she's keeping quiet :sneaky:

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by JPaul

Why the fuck would you want to converse with a fat newsagent.

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Some people just like to chat :eyebrows:

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