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In related news, I saw a clickbait title the other day; 'YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT HOLLY VALANCE LOOKS LIKE NOW!!1'
Got suckered in and had to wade through eleven browser hijacks because I refused to believe she'd attained landwhale status. Sure enough she still looks 16.
I apologise in advance if any Americans read the previous sentence because now you've broken the law, bigly.
Enjoy your FBI butt-rape.
Busy times, inactive here but not away announcing it as a word parfait
I'm officially, of this very hour, unemployed! Intentional it was, so celebrations are in order, many of them. I am going to investigate what kind of debauchery I can get into now that I'm going to have loads of free time. Study a language? Forget that, I'll learn when I'm drunk.
Does anyone want to see my pumpkins?
Mais oui.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
Not even bovvered if it's a euphemism.
Are you all yen'd up? Debauchery usually costs a shedload of money, it might be different in Japan though. I know it is in Canadia.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Good luck and godspeed.
Post before and after pics of your debauched pumpkins also.
Well alrighty then! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerMais oui.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
Not even bovvered if it's a euphemism.
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Phoatieshopped, obviousement.
Noice, barbs.
The dog one is awesome, make sure you post pics of them lit up in the dark too.
Btw, yes everyone will notice the leafy suburbs you cunningly managed to get into the pic, you filthy rich bar-steward.
I'm only surprised you didn't manage to find an angle to show a lingerie model or two relaxing in the jacuzzi :happy:
Is 'shining the pumpkins' a euphemism, because somebody got those all glossy. :happy:
Nice one, Rodney. :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I hope you weren't too distracted by that to miss the John Lewis rattan-effect garden furniture :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I'm just gutted I haven't got a wide enough angle to include the hot tub :pinch:
Well spotted, they have just been given a brisk rubbing-over with a damp cloth to spruce them up a bit :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Watched that Man From Uncle moviefilm last night wot has superman in it. It was alright lyke, only had 2 uncles in it though. Better than none I suppose.
It got to about 10pm with half hour left of it and the misses says "my friend just text me saying she had a fight with her dad, can she come over?" I said Fuck No! We're not some fucking shelter for teen runaways and its basically the middle of the night ffs! Of course she comes over anyway, film goes on pause and they start chatting. Oh, I guess I'll just leave the room for an hour and wait then :dabs:
Need to get a console back in the bedroom for when life gets too real :emo:
:console:
Whats seems to be the problem officer ?
I've just googled 'rattan' and found it's a square criss-crossing of fibres :smilie4:
Now if only I could earn enough cash money to find out who or what a John Lewis is, there's a possibility barbie might pop out for a beer with me the next time he visits the in-laws in Wales.
It's far from definite, though. I'm not even sure of their policy regarding associating with the nouveau riche at barbs' lodge.
Being a shelter for teen runaways does sound like it might have some perks tho :eyebrows:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
That is funny :lol:
Sharing is Caring.
Whatever happened to that Dutch lad anyway.
Walking Dead was boring as fuck. The things I don't give a shit about the most in The Walking Dead and real life are Carol, Morgan, tigers that look like they were made in MS Paint, Carol, Morgan, Meeting and getting to know new people, Carol and Morgan.
I imagen they'll be some more of this filler, a Daryl episode, a slow Rick & Co episode then something will happen? :idunno:
I've got like a million 円 to blow through before I can no longer pay rent and eat. I'll likely be teaching English by then because even though I can go jobless for months, I still need a visa before deportation becomes a concern.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerAre you all yen'd up? Debauchery usually costs a shedload of money, it might be different in Japan though. I know it is in Canadia.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Good luck and godspeed.
Post before and after pics of your debauched pumpkins also.
Wait, they're already introducing George Clinton?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Did she say that she still has a million cocks left available to blow in Tokyo before there is no longer any option but to do some regular work type work.
Who knew earning cash money abroad is so easy.
I mean, I've never sucked a cock, the notion hasn't even occurred, but it can't be difficult.
It looks pretty straight forward in the movies anyhow.
It can't be all fucking skulls right the fuck right up to the max. Everyone would be dead already and we'd just be left looking at zombies meander around a field aimlessly.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
It would be like Scotch football, and no-one ever watches that.
I like Morgan and his stick of justice, Carol is admittedly pointless unless she's being badass, which seems to happen once every two series so no point hoping for that any time soon.
Didn't you like the Kingdom? I think they're going to help everyone pwn Negan in a few years time. That episode was way better than the one we're going to get soon of Rick being a depressed mental and not speaking except to himself while crying and snotting into his open mouth.
That's where ewe and I differ, Sir :no: I'd rather have 12 hours of rick running away from zombies after everyone has been killed, sobbing and out of bullets than 12 hours of what is basically EastEnders. Especially given that I have to sit through EastEnders before getting to watch it :no:
More of the cock sucking denials, methinks she doth protest to mitch.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
You know, "en" can also mean circle. Even though it's more of a slit, I'd interpret a circle to represent the vagina, yet you went with the penis. Interesting.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Actually, not so much interesting as expected, you homobird.
I recently swiped right on a ladyboy though, but I have enough matches as it is. I'd rather meet a ladyboy on the street if we're going down that path.
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Originally Posted by JPaulMore of the cock sucking denials, methinks she doth protest to mitch.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
If you hover the mouse over 'post quick reply', it shows 'Alt + S'
However, that doesn't work. It used to work and I liked it.
Perhaps if I post this here god will make it start working like she did with the edit thing.
Also, god, there's something wrong with the most recent post in Sportsland.
I can click on it but I can't read it. Could you please fix that, too, if you have a moment.
I foresee much tinder speculation, so I'll strike preemptively. I don't message anyone, ever. It has manifested as toilet fodder for a couple years. I am, however, surprised at how often I match here because I swipe left 19 out of 20 times. The narcissist I am, I spend more time looking at my profile than anyone else's.
Does anyone know what macky's talking about :unsure:
What? No, it just looks like a cock.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyYou know, "en" can also mean circle. Even though it's more of a slit, I'd interpret a circle to represent the vagina, yet you went with the penis. Interesting.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Actually, not so much interesting as expected, you homobird.
I recently swiped right on a ladyboy though, but I have enough matches as it is. I'd rather meet a ladyboy on the street if we're going down that path.
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If that's what you think a vagina looks like, it's no wonder she left you.
Also, srs about the ladyboy thing?
I think that kind of thing is absolutely fine if it's a genuine error, but to go out looking for one is perhaps a little bit of a thing a massive gay flaming homosexual might do.
The Grindr thing is fairly straightforward, she's looking for a burd with a cock.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
As to the other stuff about the 'en' looking like a vagina, I have no idea. I'm trying to help her clear it up.
Lots of money and way too much free time. No, more likely you'll be dead by then.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Mary, pwned by her own pompousness. :coffee:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
It does look like a cawk. It's got the Jap's eye and everything. Are we allowed to say Jap's eye now? Doesn't matter, I just did.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
It does not look like a vagina. Vaginas are more .... <\o/>
EDIT: Sorry, upside-down. </o\>
EDIT2: Suppose it depends on your point of view.
EDIT3: Is the plural of vagina vaginas or vaginae? Sorry, a bit nervous today, got British Gas coming in a bit to inspect the boiler (not a euphemism) ... It's quite likely they're going to condemn it and I'll be without heating for the winter :pinch:
Can't you just go into the other room and watch good stuff while she is in the main telly room watching shite?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
I'm sure it's okay to do this kind of thing but JP and barbie may have to advise further.
This information could change your entire life.
Headphones and iPad are your friend if you don't want to give up that sweet spot on the sofa :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker