Which one :cool:
I'm in trouble with the misses atm because I won't give up my valuable free thym to go and see the coca cola lorry with her and her friends.
I hate all her friends.
I don't give a fuck about the coca cola lorry.
:idunno:
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Which one :cool:
I'm in trouble with the misses atm because I won't give up my valuable free thym to go and see the coca cola lorry with her and her friends.
I hate all her friends.
I don't give a fuck about the coca cola lorry.
:idunno:
The Coca Cola Lorry is real?? :O
Gurl, you aint got more than one ex-missus with red hair and big bewbs. Begins with 'B' iirc.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Not sure I understand the allure of going to look at a lorry. Do you get free stuff or something. Might be worth it for a crate of heroin or whatever.
I just had a look to see what this truck is all about:
People turn up to this shit :eyebrows:Quote:
What happens on the truck tour?
On your visit you'll have the chance to have your photo taken with the iconic truck, while our team hand you a free, perfectly served 150ml can of Coca-Cola, Diet Coke or new and improved Coca-Cola Zero Sugar. Once the sun has set, you'll be invited to enjoy an incredible after-dark surprise as we screen a short Christmas animation onto the truck, powered by your goodwill and festive cheer!
Exactly.
I've booked Friday next week off cos she's going away for a long weekend, I'll have Friday & Saturday unsupervised. I've already called pornhub and asked them to increase their bandwidth for both days and have already created a pizza on the dominos website fitting for just such an occasion :smilie4:
So basically, you get your picture taken next to a lorry, they give you half a can of coke, set off some fireworks and play the TV commercial on a big screen :eyebrows:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I'm in the wrong business.
I'm assuming the "after-dark surprise" is fireworks, it could equally be dry bum-rape :dabs:
Can't quite work out why you think it's going to be fireworks, I'm pretty sure from the wording that the animation is the surprise.
It won't be that surprising, though, unless early onset Alzheimers is a thing with people who like going to see stationary trucks.
Sounds like heaven.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
I've been getting a slice myself recently. The missus has been going to bed early so I've been drinking a lot of wine and watching a lot of big telly sci-fi.
Like, I think I've upset her but I'm not sure what I've done. It's been since Saturday and I am curious, but equally I don't want to risk this sweet deal by asking needless questions.
That's a timebomb mate. Do you enjoy the time until it smashes you about the face or do you voluntarily smash your own face early, hoping to look good and find more time later.