Last one to post wins the internets

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Originally Posted by anon

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

You may not not know this, you being as what we refer to it in polite society as an illegal but there was a baseball player named Gaylord Perry who played for the Texas Rangers. Great pitcher but a total fag.

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I thought "pitcher" was a code word for... you know.

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I think the word you are searching for is "euphemism". A code word is generally used to hide true meaning, not as a substitute for it.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Don't make me regret my decision to marry your daughter.

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:fear:

Truth, i think she can do better;), but her twin brother may be available, and he's a giver not a taker, right up your anus alley:naughty:

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Originally Posted by anon

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Originally Posted by shaina

When i worked selling Washing Machines, an egg roll asked me the question "Is this a good Washing Machine"?? And i responded by nodding my head and said "It Washes", after i finished the paperwork on the sale, i noticed my picture on the wall and under it said "Salesmen of the Month" :)..

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hdaj6QfshyU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdaj6QfshyU

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Why?? Is that all you got Fudge Packer, Anti Semitism :console:

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Just act as if they were mocking any other group, because it has zero effect on the joke.

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Originally Posted by anon

Just act as if they were mocking any other group, because it has zero effect on the joke.

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;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oE2wcVb7f0o

Is this better:whistling

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An actual fight that doesn't involve me. Is this heaven?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2y7pzHr2LeI

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Originally Posted by anon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2y7pzHr2LeI

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:argue: :sadwalk:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVz1kBnIDd0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCCssEas6LE

Well, merry Christmas y'all. 85 degrees around here; how are you supposed to get in the spirit?

Rum and eggnog. I'm pretty sure they teach that in school.

Anyway, Merry Christmas to all the puppies of the World.