Last one to post wins the internets

That somewhat lessens the chances of lucking out and him turning out to be a cannibal also.

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The next person who posts better fucking be whimsical or else I'm going to hire a remorseless, preferably German hitman off of the dark web to track you down and kill you.

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There are no German hitmen anymore. Those jobs were outsourced to India.

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I've tried to watch enough East Indian movies to know that they would take an impromptu dancing break before the assassination, giving the target more than enough time to escape.

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they would take an impromptu dancing break

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They again, isn't that how you solve all of life's problems?

India: TikTok before there was a TikTok.

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they would take an impromptu dancing break

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They again, isn't that how you solve all of life's problems?

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My dance moves are one of the problems.

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India: TikTok before there was a TikTok.

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That would be Vine, but it failed because it didn't have the power of Chinese spyware.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHAPKWxrCak

Well done, Xi. You know what people want.

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My dance moves are one of the problems.

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You'll have to work on that one step at a time.

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That would be Vine, but it failed because it didn't have the power of Chinese spyware.

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The way I figure it, my private data is probably safer in the hands of a hostile foreign power than with Mark Zuckerberg anyway.

Ah, Zuckerberg. He's as Canadian as apple pie.

If the website is called Only Fans, you think they sell fans. I've been searching that site for five hours for a portable air con unit.