Went out for a curry last night, it's now 9:22am I swear I've been sat on this toilet since 7:00am, i think this is how I die.
I'm sat here thinking about all the times I could walk around and do human stuff and how I took that for granted :emo:
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Went out for a curry last night, it's now 9:22am I swear I've been sat on this toilet since 7:00am, i think this is how I die.
I'm sat here thinking about all the times I could walk around and do human stuff and how I took that for granted :emo:
The missus loves Vindaloo, and its very hot going in, but next morning you often "feel the burn"Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
But that would fly in the face of the old gypsy woman's prediction that your death will involve farm animals and naked midgets.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Not necessarily. You don't know what was in that curry and who prepared it.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I'm assuming what looked like raisins was actually rat poop.
If you're okay with your wife seeing a male escort, who are we to judge :idunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by nQQ
This may be your finest moment.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeIf you're okay with your wife seeing a male escort, who are we to judge :idunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by nQQ
You seem to be in the toilet quite a bit after you eat Mulder (glutton for punishment!!), i think you should set up a nice TV in there wired to your Xbox to keep your mind off dying and spending precious time on things you like to do, thinking masturbating in that condition just won't do:unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Face it... He beat you to it:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787This may be your finest moment.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
That post was right out of your playbook..