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    if the society of hell is made of scientists and rational people, AKA people who don't believe in god, then I wish my soul to burn in there
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    juz do good deeds will do, doesn't matter wats ur religion

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    Quote Originally Posted by hoosdathu View Post
    juz do good deeds will do, doesn't matter wats ur religion
    "Good deeds" only count for 70% of the grade.
    Sadly for you, spelling makes up the rest.

    Quit helping cripples across the street and repeat third grade.
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    Completely agree there, clockster.

    Wtf are cripples doing crossing roads anyway - shouldn't they be in mental hospitals or something else. They shouldn't expect help in any case, their predicament is god's punishment for their evil-doings in a previous life.
    Can't do the time, don't do the crime, I say
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    Shouldn't you be keeping the planets in order or something?
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    Quote Originally Posted by clocker View Post
    Shouldn't you be keeping the planets in order or something?
    Jeez, I can't be everywhere at once.

    No, wait ... .
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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  7. Lounge   -   #417
    i wonder how Xenu's heaven looks like

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    Quote Originally Posted by xfrodobagginsx
    I believe that YOU died on the Cross and Rose from the dead for my sins.
    I dont get that. Why did he die for your sins? If God wanted to forgive you your sins he would have without having to get his son killed in the process, isnt God all merciful? It just doesnt make sense to me why Jesus had to die to get the sins of mankind forgiven, and if the sins of mankind are forgiven then why do any good deeds, lets go on a crime spree.

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    God is all merciful, but God is also a Holy and just God. Justice MUST be served when someone commits a crime against God. Since we are all sinners, we are criminals in God's eyes. Just as the president can give you a pardon, Jesus can give you a pardon for your sins, because He took your punshment for YOURS and MY sins when He died on the cross because He lived a perfect life, then died in our place.

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