That all I can say and went for 18 pages wow
Dear cunting pelvis joint,
you have managed to overstretch yourself and thus making any normal walking movement impossible. Due to your inability to behave like a normal body part I am now forced to wear a very unfashonable support belt and walk with a crutch.
We will be looking at replacing you at the earliest.
Regards,
Skweeky
Fuck sake Skizo, are you one of the gays.
I did my left ankle yonks ago, I think I reported the details here. Severe trauma and grossly weakened, pain on a daily basis particularly if it's a wee bit cold or damp.
Crutches are just a crutch
If I didn't have crutches, I would be dragging myself around the house by my hands.
We aren't talking about a weakened ankle. It's done for a bit. Totally out of commission. I can't move the foot in the slightest bit. I can't even move my toes. My toes are numb ffs, but since they aren't turning blue they must be getting circulation and I'm not worried about them, yet. I can't stand on it. At all. No way, no how.
My foot remains in a natural position which places the toes lower than the heel when in a quasi-standing position. I can't put my foot down or my foot would bend several inches at the ankle. I've got a pretty good pain threshold, but I would be screaming bloody murder if that happened. I've tried standing with just the heel on the edge of the tub when entering/exiting the shower and can only put the slightest amount of weight on it to give me a bit of balance.
Not sure what your injury was but mine sounds worse from this end.![]()
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Dear real estate compagny ReMax,
For the 7th time so far this year, NO i don't want to sell my fucking appartment
Don't tell me it's not the same seller that calls me every time, i don't care, you are all in the same compagny.... communicate!!
next time i'm gonna pull off all your signs in my neighborhood![]()
Dear 100%,
Post all your half-wit freds in one - Say, the 20 dawler fred. kthxbai.
On another note, Skiz, how did you acquire this most severe injury again?
"Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."
-Mark Twain
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