Lost my job

**Barbarossa** · 07-15-2010, 03:35 PM

Originally Posted by Tadpole

Originally Posted by zomerozs

Try again and search more and u'll find a suitable one soon

let us know when u do

I'll get by somehow. I was offered a job castrating pigs but
i just couldn't do that,robbing a pig of his sexual prowness
not to mention the blood spilled.

I'm pretty certain that it's bloodless. Don't they wrap something tight around the testicles until they just sort of drop off?

**Skweeky** · 07-15-2010, 04:07 PM

Naw, they slice open the scrotum and take out the actual testes, then the scrotum gets tied off until it falls off.

**c0ld** · 07-15-2010, 04:07 PM

Castrate the Mexicans ?

**Tadpole** · 07-15-2010, 07:03 PM

Heres something for all of you if the following applies to.
Suck on this.

What planet did you people come from? Where is this bizarre forum located. Seems like it is in England.
I don't understand how we defeated Hitler and Japan with you people fighting with us if the individuals here are
typical of British people. I only have to assume that most of you are drunk,stupid or just trying to be funny.
If that is the case you have failed miserably.

Example of how a new member is treated including me.

This poor soul was just trying to be nice and he is made out to be a dummy.
Hello all....just wanted to say Hi and glad to be here. What a great forum it is. I am definitely a newbie. I hope to meet new friends and share valuable information I am not so knowledgeable on. Hope to keep in communication with you. Thank you for a great resource.

As long as he's not openly sharing his thoughts
What he probably means is "just gained bt invites section access
He's polite .I like that.
Seems confused about what " just joined " actually means though.
As long as he's not openly sharing his thoughts
What he probably means is "just gained bt invites section access
He's polite .I like that.
Seems confused about what " just joined " actually means though.

Then I see these actual titles of posts-- stupid,funky,assinine and laced with the F word.
I use the F word but privately in my home.
Fucksticks
Obama is a fucking dickhole puppet
fucking with the system
fucking golf
At what point do you exactly smell human?
Fuck You...
Don't drink Heineken or your piss will taste bad
The penis parade
smell my fingers
Sprite is better than a mouthful of dick
Which hand do you wipe your bum with---- 40 bizarre individuals replied.
She Was A Mink Hand Job In Sarcophagus Heels
Do you pee in the shower?
What size are your nipples?
Flies in pissed and waves hello to all her old friends
Rubber Bands Taunt, Tight, Dusted With Powder To Protect Against Dry Rot Of The Soul
Cat Power, Sex, And A Smoke On The Hill...
fuck you alllllllllllllllll
Who has the biggest balls around?
And then you people -I assume you are humans use --well can't call them words- hell I don't know what to call them
fucking mong
jawb
ballbag
nufin
Skweeks
hun-mum
hun girl
bumpsup
bit meh
orsum
bewbs.

Mornsup
bora da
Flowesup,
orsumness
my epenis > squir3l's

**Skweeky** · 07-15-2010, 07:19 PM

Well erm, ballbag, or 'bawbag' is a very popular colloquialism here in Scotland. The hun reference refers to Glasgow Rangers related topics or people. Skweeks is just an abbreviation of my user name.

The other terms are simply misspelled for comic effect, or in some cases are just a bit of an inside joke.

Maybe you should look upon it as a natural evolution of a living language.

**j2k4** · 07-15-2010, 08:04 PM

Teaching points left and right.

I see none in the middle - that's where I'll be, then.

Do I see a poster with count yet in the teens?

How about that, sports fans.

**megabyteme** · 07-15-2010, 08:11 PM

Originally Posted by Tadpole

Originally Posted by megabyteme

You are quite pathetic. And reported, BTW.

As for the OP...Who do you blame for your predicament?

Reported for what asshole? I've never seen so much filth posted by you people and it is accepted with open arms.I did not use profanity at all.

"you people"?

However, I typically consider myself in pretty good company around here. You and runnynosewithfever excluded, ofc.

I was asking you your opinion on your circumstances. I no longer care, nor intend to be nice. You are quite limited, and it shows. Maybe you can get a shopping cart and begin filling it with "valuables". Respond to anyone on the street with the same personality you have shown here, and nobody will take your stuff.

I reported influenza for making the comment, "kill all Mexicans". He has made my shit list and hope to have him "deported" within 2 weeks.

Oh, and FUCK off, I'm an American.