I would like to put forward a new motion

**Squeamous** · 07-05-2011, 02:41 PM

Don't get excited Proper Bo, not that kind.

I think the word 'spastic' has become slightly over-used. I considered that the bored may be attempting a humorous labouring of the joke, and we may now be embarking on the inter-phase before the joke becomes funny again. I think that may be a little optimistic though, so I'd like to suggest we replace 'spastic' with 'div', until it starts sounding like a word again. This should ensure that we maintain the sense of belonging, status and exclusivity a shared vernacular engenders, without running the risk of sounding like unimaginative mongs with the voculabulary of a child from the 90s.

All in favour say 'aye'.....

**Artemis** · 07-05-2011, 02:57 PM

Aye

I personally will in future try to be more specific in categorising the various nimrods infesting teh boards, labelling them according to their ability to speel, string a coherent sentence together, and just in general prove that the can actually function on anything more than a primal level.

**Proper Bo** · 07-05-2011, 03:00 PM

I think we should start using glebe again. That is all

**Squeamous** · 07-05-2011, 03:07 PM

We could have a sliding scale of retardation? If Spastic is 10, where would 'glebe' be, and what exactly is it? It doesn't sound that funny.

**Artemis** · 07-05-2011, 03:11 PM

Originally Posted by Squeamous

We could have a sliding scale of retardation? If Spastic is 10, where would 'glebe' be, and what exactly is it? It doesn't sound that funny.

Where on the sliding scale would J-Dye and his many clones sit, or does he get his own speshal scale ?

**megabyteme** · 07-05-2011, 04:09 PM

"Glebe" has a nice ring to it. Although, admittedly, I've been awake exactly 7 minutes now.

**mjmacky** · 07-05-2011, 09:24 PM

Wait, was there a meeting in the past to promote the use of spastic? It actually never meant anything to me when I've seen it, and other than its use in the condition, "spastic colon", I've never heard anyone use it besides some of you here.

Also, ewww... are you guys and ewe gals forming a diction flock? I'm just going to exclusively start using /r/-tard to be different