Will I lose my virginity by the age of 35?

**OlegL** · 08-06-2011, 05:47 PM

**whatcdfan** · 08-06-2011, 05:58 PM

Where's the option - Wrong question,Will I die before killing others with my trolling?

**Quarterquack** · 08-06-2011, 06:02 PM

**IdolEyes787** · 08-06-2011, 06:18 PM

Originally Posted by JPaul

Stupid poll, their is no GTF Manker option.

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**kallieb** · 08-06-2011, 06:38 PM

You will if you pay. I suggest you start saving now

**megabyteme** · 08-06-2011, 07:23 PM

By 53, you say? Why did you pick that number?

However, you would better your chances, if you would venture outside of your house. Just saying.

Try meeting someone. Hang out, and get to know her. Once she has feelings for you (which you cannot force), asking her under special circumstances (such as a dinner date where you plan to go with each other only, you are both dressed up, and both have expectations) will be the appropriate time to ask if she would like to have a little Oleg in her.

Outside of relationship building, you are asking for the girl to either pity you, or she will expect to get paid. Period.

Develop yourself into an interesting, kind, caring, man and the first option will NOT be out of your reach.

/serious post

**NotLettingItGo** · 08-06-2011, 07:59 PM

You can ignore that shit... just go to a club and find yourself a woman... there are plenty of them to go around, and they all want it as much as you do... some of them want it more than you do... and they'll do it with anything...

**Quarterquack** · 08-06-2011, 08:06 PM

Originally Posted by megabyteme

Once she has feelings for you (which you cannot force)

Outside of relationship building, you are asking for the girl to either pity you, or she will expect to get paid. Period.

Develop yourself into an interesting, kind, caring, man and the first option will NOT be out of your reach.

/serious post

Those are all jokes, right?

Feelings can be forced if you know what to do, and what to say. You can get anyone to "like" you, if you fool them into lying to themselves enough. You don't need to be in a relationship to get some good tail without money. And you definitely need to "change" nothing about yourself if you just want sex.

**cilice** · 08-06-2011, 08:12 PM

Originally Posted by Darth Rings

Originally Posted by megabyteme

Once she has feelings for you (which you cannot force)

Outside of relationship building, you are asking for the girl to either pity you, or she will expect to get paid. Period.

Develop yourself into an interesting, kind, caring, man and the first option will NOT be out of your reach.

/serious post

Those are all jokes, right?

Feelings can be forced if you know what to do, and what to say. You can get anyone to "like" you, if you fool them into lying to themselves enough. You don't need to be in a relationship to get some good tail without money. And you definitely need to "change" nothing about yourself if you just want sex.

Spoken like an true med-school drop-out whose unlikely girlfriend just ditched him and whose parents want their money back.