Agony Aunt

[Skweeky]

It's obvious we need one.
I'm volunteering.
So if anyone has an embarassing problem with an obvious solution to it, please post it here and I shall help you out by calling you a fuckknuckle.


Go

[SnnY]

There's no point me going to school tomorrow, but my parents still expect me to go in.

I've already planned how I'm going to not go not going to go, I just have no idea what to do with the day.

What should I do aunt mum?

[Skweeky]

Dear SnnY,

I understand the comflict you must be feeling at this point.
As a responsible adult I should advice you to go to school and make an appointment with a counsellor

However,
it is obvious to me, and everyone else around you also that you are a sad frustated little geeky fuck.
So go get pished and try to get laid. It'll make you feel better


Regards,

Agony Aunt Sonja

[j2k4]

Dear SnnY,

I understand the comflict you must be feeling at this point.
As a responsible adult I should advice you to go to school and make an appointment with a counsellor

However,
it is obvious to me, and everyone else around you also that you are a sad frustated little geeky fuck.
So go get pished and try to get laid. It'll make you feel better


Regards,

Agony Aunt Sonja

Wow.

That's amazing.

Comflicted and frustated.

You must be, well...hmmm.

Skweeks, are you as drunk as I am at all (at all).

[brotherdoobie]

Dear Agony Auntie,

I have an unfeasibly small penis. (I hear...I'm not the only one.)
What Should I do?

-bd

[Barbarossa]

Dear Agony Auntie,

I have an unfeasibly small penis. (I hear...I'm not the only one.)
What Should I do?

-bd

Work on your personality, or get very very rich

[kirktrix]

Dear Agony Auntie,

I have an unfeasibly small penis. (I hear...I'm not the only one.)
What Should I do?

-bd

In my country silicon is used to create 'humps' around the shaft of the penis.
U can try it.......

[JPaul]

I'm a cute wee Dutch burd living in Govan. Thro' a strange sequence of events, involving a lot of drugs and alcohol, which I really dont want to go into just now, I find myself married to a hun.

Am I doomed to eternal damnation or is there any prospect of my salvation.

[Jagarga]

get yourself baptised, get laid (after marriage obviousment) and get a life wanker.

[Hairbautt]

Dear Agony Auntie,

I have an unfeasibly small penis. (I hear...I'm not the only one.)
What Should I do?

-bd

Work on your personality, or get very very rich

Could follow JP's sig. Can't vouch for that tho'.