Last one to post wins the internets

**IdolEyes787** · 02-02-2020, 01:40 PM

A lot on times survival is just a matter of proper planning.

**anon** · 02-02-2020, 04:21 PM

Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Kill me now.

After hitting the big screen, The Equalizer is headed back to TV:CBS has officially handed a pilot order to a reboot of the late-’80s crime drama, now starring Queen Latifah in the title role, TVLine has learned.

Enforced diversity has gone too far

**anon** · 02-02-2020, 04:22 PM

Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

A shotgun or any projectile weapon is only good until it's ammo runs out. What you need to do is to find yourself a good pike before there's a run on them. With a pike you'll always have the reach advantage.

Also a dog is better than dog food. They act as an early warning system and in a pinch you can still eat them.

Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

A lot on times survival is just a matter of proper planning.

You know, your knowledge of these matters is suspiciously specific... but this does seem like solid advice.

**megabyteme** · 02-02-2020, 10:17 PM

Alright...got my pike. Just a question...won't this fish go bad early on in the apocalypse?

**IdolEyes787** · 02-03-2020, 01:08 AM

It's deadlier with all that bacteria.

**IdolEyes787** · 02-03-2020, 01:13 AM

Also please don't troll. Mulder needs our help now that England is cut off from the rest of the World.

I figure the poor bastards only have about six weeks worth of food and then they'll start resorting to cannibalism.