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  1. 01-29-2019, 07:32 PM #3251
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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    It was in the ghey community so it's not like he was murdering people or anything.
    Btw I shovel my driveway with a shovel/snowsled thing because snowblowers do a shit job and that's just how anal I am.
    Also we ended up getting less than 5 cm so I take back everything I said earlier.
    Interesting perspective on murder

    I can say myself a snowblower is good enough for me considering i have a 3 car driveway (really holds 4 and sidewalk is on my side of the street), but do i get points that i manually shovel my stairs by hand??

    And knowing you do anal was a given
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  3. 01-29-2019, 07:37 PM Lounge   -   #3252
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    He's really lucky that he didn't kill some puppies, then I would really have it in for him.

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  5. 01-29-2019, 08:33 PM Lounge   -   #3253
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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    He's really lucky that he didn't kill some puppies, then I would really have it in for him.
    You know the puppy video you picked out of thousands and taking a Freudian theory, many people pick there pets on there own looks and personality..

    Thinking back to your quick decision to manual shovel instead of a back-hoe and your observation of "rump roasters" , Seems that video does make closet sense
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  7. 01-29-2019, 08:48 PM Lounge   -   #3254
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  9. 01-29-2019, 08:55 PM Lounge   -   #3255
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    Quote Originally Posted by shaina View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    He's really lucky that he didn't kill some puppies, then I would really have it in for him.
    You know the puppy video you picked out of thousands and taking a Freudian theory, many people pick there pets on there own looks and personality..

    Thinking back to your quick decision to manual shovel instead of a back-hoe and your observation of "rump roasters" , Seems that video does make closet sense
    Someday someone really needs to sit you down and explain the term artistic license to you.
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  11. 01-30-2019, 12:53 AM Lounge   -   #3256
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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Someday someone really needs to sit you down and explain the term artistic license to you.
    My Gosh!!!, What does that mean?? You are thinking of unchaining the person being held in the freezing crawlspace, and dressing him up in Disco clothes, and take the stolen puppy out for a bathroom break, that actually looks kind of like you in the area you plowed with the manual shovel

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  13. 01-30-2019, 12:57 AM Lounge   -   #3257
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    Quote Originally Posted by dion09529 View Post
    Vodca every day keeps the flu away.
    Add cough medicine with codeine in the mix, and you might be on to something Dion ......
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  15. 01-30-2019, 01:01 AM Lounge   -   #3258
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    I get the feeling that you think artistic license is something Matthew McConaughey carries in his wallet.

    Oy vey. Kiss my tokhis, putz.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Oy vey. Kiss my tokhis, putz.
    What the puppy is not giving you kisses, and i am thinking you have to unchain whoever you got more often to get the tuchis (the "ch" spelling gives it a better effect) satisfied??. Sometimes the shiny Disco clothes may help the mood


    And by no means do i think the person you do have chained up, can not leave any time they want... Just sayin, i know you are not some sadistic guy or something, It's nice you are giving them a roof over there head for the freezing winter days.....

    That's what you can tell your attorney if you do get caught.....
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  19. 01-30-2019, 01:24 AM Lounge   -   #3260
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    Tokhis is how we spell it in Canada, traitor.
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