Last one to post wins the internets

[anon]

I couldn't take it very seriously after reading that the four victims all headed out on *bicycles* to commit a big crime.

Be small, never let them see you coming... well, it didn't work here, but it could have.

[IdolEyes787]

Bicycles are the best mode of transportation for certain crimes in certain areas. Faster than running and can fit through places that larger vehicles can't. Been used for a lot of grab and runs and more than a couple hits.

[anon]

Cheaper and less traceable, too! I mean, I suppose.

[IdolEyes787]

Cheaper and less traceable, too! I mean, I suppose.

Like Meg's hookers.

[megabyteme]

I couldn't take it very seriously after reading that the four victims all headed out on *bicycles* to commit a big crime.

Be small, never let them see you coming... well, it didn't work here, but it could have.

Yeah, they shouldn't have brought the 4th guy who insisted on repeatedly ringing his thumb-bell and shouting 'This is sooo cool, nobody ever invites me to do crime!!'

[IdolEyes787]

His mistake was not putting a playing card in his spokes to announce to the murderous thugs lying in wait exactly how cool he was. I bet they would have spared him then.

That was a Bill Denbrough reference btw.

[IdolEyes787]

That all socialism is bad is a lie that the rich feed shay.

[Caballero]

I bet socialism is responsible for my current jetlag, too.

Thanks Obama.

[anon]

As someone whose country has tuition-free colleges and public healthcare, it's weird to see how much money Americans have to spend to get a degree or not die. Then again, our VAT and import tariffs are among the highest in the world, so...

[IdolEyes787]

Canada wins at having the highest wireless rates in the world. Go team.

All corporate fee arguments sort of fall apart when you consider that Mexico has the lowest internet rates in the Americas. It's almost and I refuse to believe this, but it's almost like somebody in the US is price gouging so they can afford a 200ft yacht or something.