Last one to post wins the internets

[megabyteme]

'Call me...Stiffler's mom.'

[megabyteme]

Following reports that his upcoming book Friends, Lovers and the Big Terrible Thing included a surprising amount of Keanu Reeves–bashing, Matthew Perry has apologized. Twice throughout the book, which comes out November 1, Perry apparently compares Keanu Reeves unfavorably to other actors who have died. “Why is it that the original thinkers like River Phoenix and Heath Ledger die, but Keanu Reeves still walks among us?” he says, according to Page Six. Then, when Chris Farley dies, “I punched a hole through Jennifer Aniston’s dressing room wall when I found out,” he says. “Keanu Reeves walks among us.”

Jesus Fucking Christ... River was Keanu's best friend and He's still very much saddened by his passing.

We've all seen how Keanu reacts over a puppy. I wouldn't diss the death of his best friend.

[IdolEyes787]

I wonder how high or drunk you have to be to find her attractive...?

More drunk than either of us have ever been in our lives and at least one of us has been comatose.

[IdolEyes787]

Following reports that his upcoming book Friends, Lovers and the Big Terrible Thing included a surprising amount of Keanu Reeves–bashing, Matthew Perry has apologized. Twice throughout the book, which comes out November 1, Perry apparently compares Keanu Reeves unfavorably to other actors who have died. “Why is it that the original thinkers like River Phoenix and Heath Ledger die, but Keanu Reeves still walks among us?” he says, according to Page Six. Then, when Chris Farley dies, “I punched a hole through Jennifer Aniston’s dressing room wall when I found out,” he says. “Keanu Reeves walks among us.”

Jesus Fucking Christ... River was Keanu's best friend and He's still very much saddened by his passing.

We've all seen how Keanu reacts over a puppy. I wouldn't diss the death of his best friend.

See this is the problem with books and why I'm in favour of burning banning them.

[IdolEyes787]

Perhaps the Pelosi story comes down to Paul asking a stranger for help saying, 'OK...when I nod my head, you hit it with a hammer.'

That happens with the elderly a lot more than you think. That's why I'm in favour of burning banning them.

[IdolEyes787]

Supposedly and this is probably bullshit because I saw it on the internet, but supposedly the cream of humanity that we call 8chan got together and decided to test the limits of what you can now get away with on Twitter and posted a lot of n word stuff just for you know.... kicks. "Kicks" of course meaning because they all have small penises.

[megabyteme]

Didn't you read Twitter's updated TOS? Racial slurs are now a requirement for tweets, but they don't count against your 280 character limit.

[anon]

the cream of humanity that we call 8chan

The non-political boards over there are filled with genuinely nice and level-headed people. Unfortunately, they're not the ones you think of when you hear the name.

[IdolEyes787]

I'm sorry but I can't believe that you can belong to something as vile as that site and still be a decent human being. It's like saying "Hey, sure I'm a Klansman, but I only do it for the non-lynching stuff".

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/8chan

Maybe use Reddit instead or something.

[megabyteme]

Sounds seriously a lot like the current Republican base voters. Maybe they should consider hosting the RNC there.